Watching old Key and Peele shows - choosing humor tonight

The payment is an admission of guilt. This should be the biggest news on every platform.

So my dog has figured out how to open the doors in our new home and yesterday I got a text from the neighbor saying she was outside. Thank god she was ok but this introduces a whole new level of anxiety for me 😫

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Is karma coming around?? Seems like maybe it is

Jazz hands 👐 😂

Just here today for the Mitch McConnell memes👍

My dad’s hobby is writing letters to the editor in our local paper. He’s always got a good one in✌️

Recently celebrated the 50th anniversary of the dance studio from my high school years - got to share the stage with my daughter which was a very emotional moment for me ❤️❤️dancing will always be a huge part of my life and I’m so grateful to have shared it with my girl ❤️🥰

Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.

It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀

Listening to the ceremony for the Obama Center and OMG how nostalgic I am for those years. Love everything about the new Obama Presidential Center ❤️ #imisstheobamas

A Michelle Obama Appreciation Post: I deeply admire your elegance, graciousness, beauty, accomplishments, relatability & effortless class. Thank you for being one of the greatest First Ladies of all time!🙏 Much ❤️ from one of your countless fans, Mar🐫

Harvard and Princeton graduate, Grammy winner, and former First Lady Michelle Obama appreciation post

Hahahahaha yes!!

Zohran Mamdani’s been the Mayor of New York for 6 months and the Knicks just became NBA Champions for the first time in 53 years. Congrats, New York!

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸

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“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.

I love how he keeps writing the best campaign ads... for the Democratic Party! Coming Soon: 🌊

Not Enough hearts for this one 🥰

My new backyard ❤️as the song went, movin to the country gonna eat me a lot of peaches 🤩 happy Friday everyone

It’s the puppy herder’s first day on the job and the sheep understood the assignment with being supportive and encouraging.

Love is Love ♥️

Gee, I wonder why 🤔

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It’s been a long long day and I’m enjoying this right now. Smooth and perfect

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE x FIGHT THE POWER ✊🏾

This is a freaking disgrace

What a disgrace. Says it all, really. 😕🇺🇸

Dogs are like: “GRANDMA!”❤️ TT: @cute.funny222

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They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

Now THAT's a Good Boy! Or girl. Mooch and I need to visit Hollywood.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the wonderful moms out there ❤️and happy to be celebrating with my kids 😍

Buttiigieg: "Look, when you are this deep into your second year, if your reflex is to still be trying to blame the previous administration, it really shows that you are out of ideas, out of solutions, and unwilling to take ownership of your own choices."

The world’s ten richest people — all Americans — saw their collective net worth increase by $260 billion in April. These ten people are now worth a combined $2.7 trillion. The bottom 50% of U.S. households, 66 million in total, is worth $4.3 trillion. Wondering if inequality is out of control?

A win! Thank you for always making your voices heard. The House passed a DHS funding bill by voice vote this afternoon, ending a 75-day shutdown the longest agency shutdown in U.S. history. The GOP caved. The bill funds DHS but includes no money for ICE or Customs and Border Protection.

Look at this little guy I saw this morning while out walking my dog 😁

$5 per gallon gas soon. But let’s build that fucking gold ballroom 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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KIMMEL: “You know how sometimes you wake up and the First Lady demands you be fired? We’ve all been there, right? — I agree hateful, violent rhetoric is something we should reject… a great place to start to dial that back would be to talk to your husband.”

Oh how I love these posts ❤️

Excellent! #happyearthday

Reminds me of when my daughter came home from the hospital and my 2 yr old son was not pleased 🤣

Every single article I read about Madonna at Coachella mentioned that she’s 67. Not one article I read about Nine Inch Nails at Coachella mentioned that Trent’s 60. ISN’T THAT WEIRD? It’s almost as if everything Madonna has ever said about misogyny is true, or something. 🤷‍♂️