It only cost $29 billion so far! Thats a steal compared to what the final price tag will be.

wow, another reason to hate seth moulton. I definitely needed more of those

I’m not the only one hearing all about the hantavirus nonsense and worrying about FEMA doing horrible things because of x-Files, right? RIGHT?!?!

Fucking boomers posting fucking Matt fucking Walsh fucking slop to the local restaurant fucking groups on Facebook because they’re fucking idiots who genuinely think that dumbfuck is fucking smart.

When you get to hear Synchronicity I on the radio? *chef’s kiss*

Roses are red Justice rights wrongs

Anyone else have spouse/so with a 70% success rate in remembering their birthday, or is it just me?

new massachusetts flag just dropped

Janeway did nothing wrong.

I always know when someone has a small dick.

The Times framing this as a “help” is just the times laundering this administration’s destructive behaviour for the mass audiences

My spouse’s cousin recently shared with the family that she is trans. Her journey has been a long one. Recently, she’s posted on threads about where her chosen names came from and apparently her first name came from my MIL. Most any person with half a heart would be honored. But. 1/2

When your 2y8m finds the perfect frequency to scream at you trigger instant headaches and you just keep saying “sweetheart I need you to use a smaller voice so the baby isn’t upset.”

Big time disappointing from WotC. Unsurprising, sadly, as of late. But utterly disappointing.

I have yet to regret my @theonion.com subscription

ICHIRO: learned Spanish specifically to better tell his clubhouse they were going to go out & do unspeakable things to opponents’ wives, & tell opponents the same

Look, I’m all in on any and all references to Toys, but we’re interviewing Barry Levinson on Toys before we’re ending homelessness. www.cnn.com/2026/05/03/e...

/ THAT RIGHT BOSTON UR STILL IN DROUGHT / & UR COMMONWEALTH'S DROUGHT IS EXPANDING / U HAVE BEEN GETTING BELOW AVG RAINBLOBS SO FAR IN UR YEAR OF 2026 / WELL / AFTER A QUICK WARM UP U MAY HAVE SUM RAINBLOBS ON THE WAY / A SPESH GIFT OF UP2 0.75 INCH FREE WATER / WILL U REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

Toddler who didn’t nap? Check. Two week old baby? Check. Post-partum mom with multiple re-admittances? Check. We are tired, yall.

My eldest already peeking behind the veil and noticing that Mr Rogers wore his inside shoes at the music shop in his neighborhood, which is NOT inside his house. I’m never gonna slip anything past this kid. Pray to zeus for me.

I’m tired of my choices in elected officials either being the “we need to put babies in the baby crushing machine” party and the “we need to means test to find a smaller number of babies to feed to the baby crushing machine” party. How about we just not fucking crush babies?

I can’t buy fucking jarts anymore, but OpenAI can tell you how to commit mass murder. Cool. Cool cool cool.

I’m not proud of the amount of screen time my eldest is getting, but it’s at least exclusively Sesame Street, and 80% classic Sesame Street (before Elmo occupied a third of an episode’s runtime).

a #Caturday & "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" crossover event via @startrekshitposti.ng.

Having a newborn and a toddler in your 40s ends up leaving you like Jason Statham in crank

If my son was a fan of Charlie Kirk, Andrew Tate and Clavicular I would commit seppuku in shame.

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

And on the 6th day at mgh, my brain starts singing, to the tune of “Tommy can you hear me?” “Coffee can you hear me Can you caffeinate me now Coffee can you fill me And keep me vibrating now Coffee coffee coffee coffee…”

Stop shooting him with the overacting ray! #TOSSatNight

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

Help a friend out, if you can?

I’ve been a life long fan of Peter Gabriel and i still forget sometimes how much he cooks.

The wargames desire to yell “hold the door! Hold the door! Hold the goddamed door!” When I try to catch an elevator

My kid was born before the elite runners crossed the finish line yesterday, so I’ve decided that the little love won Boston!

Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

A house down the road has flown an absurd amount of tiny USA flags for a long time. Recently, they added a “250 years of freedom” flag. That flag kept me wondering “freedom for who” until the obvious next flag went out: a gadsen flag. Of fucking course.

At almost 46, I have a well rounded group of friends and acquaintances (and acquaintances who I would do friend-level dead-body disappearing for). So when I see certain things liked by these people, I know I’m seeing something valuable and important. And occasionally completely chaotic.

Me, finishing folding laundry:I can go to bed, finally. Also me, turning my head and seeing the other basket of laundry I forgot about: oh, I ain’t sleeping tonight.

I love (hate) fandoms. “Herp derp why are there gay Klingons in Star Trek?! They wouldn’t be gay.” First of all, it’s a fictional species set in a fictional future. They can fuck whoever they want. Second of all, your whole opinion seems to be based on old fashioned human homophobia. Maybe do better

Politically homeless? Hope you're sitting down,

The dad urge to watch “clear and present danger”

Saw a 2yo at the playground wearing a pea coat. Had to look around to make sure @jgee.bsky.social wasn’t here.

I’ve been looking, to no avail, of an Artemis II highlight reel. Maybe 5-10 mins of blast off, working in space, and landing. Anyone have any thoughts? Would love a curated experience for my kid to watch.

Man, Steve winwood’s “arc of a diver” fucking slaps

Having your car totaled and dealing with the hoops that it requires to make things happen, a thing I am repeatedly left with is: What value did the cops add? EMTs/firefighters helped us. tow company cleared the scene. insurance folks have moved things along. And the cops? They were there? I guess?

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