hey Medford/Somerville pals, reminder that if you have an AC lying around that you’re not using, especially one that can cool a bigger space like a kitchen, @mutualaidmamas.bsky.social can redistribute it to a neighbor who needs one

Watching the haze off the sun this morning is already telling me how absolutely boned we are.

/ ANOTHER "NICE" DAY / "NICE" ENOUGH 4 U 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS? / MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS LO 80S / W/ A COMFY DEW PT DOWN IN THE LO 50S

well, we had to come here because twitter sucked

Fucking hells. Regular reminder: we are the bad guys

Look. Enough time has passed. Joyce DeWitt was just as fucking hot as Suzanne Somers on Three’s Company and I’m tired of pretending that wasn’t the case.

This video camera study showed that less than 5% of people on bikes broke traffic laws while riding bikes, yet 66% of people did so while driving. And perhaps even more importantly, if you REALLY want even MORE bike-riders to obey laws, build more protected bike infrastructure. Via @carltonreid.com

I’m 5’10” and 250lbs and I look in better shape than Trump. I’m not here to body shame, but come the fuck on.

Drove past a little body of water, noticed the levels were low, and thought to myself “oh, the tide must be low.” My friends, I live just inside of 495. I grew up on the north shore and my brain just hasn’t recovered. We are in a DROUGHT.

amanda palmer be like

Ronald Reagan was the devil. Just reminding folks.

Look, I acquired the good omens finale and, despite that fucking sexual assaulter getting his name on the opening and closing, I think they did a decent wrap up with a beautiful little tribute to sir Terry that made me bawl. For the umpteenth time, fuck Neil Gaiman. Fuck him in the fucking ear.

You love to see it

Somehow, this is unfair to the government in resident evil.

Man, barenaked ladies’ “stunt” still slaps nearly 30 years later.

"It's hard to believe that it would take two centuries for the Lord to raise up a great man to bring that ballroom finally to stand where it needs to stand." A real thing that was said, without shame, at a Christian prayer rally.

Hell — and I cannot stress this enough — yes

Lots of cheap, low hanging fruit folks could help with off of my friend’s wish list that are very needed and wouldn’t break the bank. Any help is help! Thank you!

I know that asking my eldest why they did a thing will just result in a “because I wanted to,” and yet I continued to ask.

Sure, he was booed, but I think we can do better.

It only cost $29 billion so far! Thats a steal compared to what the final price tag will be.

wow, another reason to hate seth moulton. I definitely needed more of those

I’m not the only one hearing all about the hantavirus nonsense and worrying about FEMA doing horrible things because of x-Files, right? RIGHT?!?!

Fucking boomers posting fucking Matt fucking Walsh fucking slop to the local restaurant fucking groups on Facebook because they’re fucking idiots who genuinely think that dumbfuck is fucking smart.

When you get to hear Synchronicity I on the radio? *chef’s kiss*

Roses are red Justice rights wrongs

Anyone else have spouse/so with a 70% success rate in remembering their birthday, or is it just me?

new massachusetts flag just dropped

Janeway did nothing wrong.

I always know when someone has a small dick.

The Times framing this as a “help” is just the times laundering this administration’s destructive behaviour for the mass audiences

My spouse’s cousin recently shared with the family that she is trans. Her journey has been a long one. Recently, she’s posted on threads about where her chosen names came from and apparently her first name came from my MIL. Most any person with half a heart would be honored. But. 1/2

When your 2y8m finds the perfect frequency to scream at you trigger instant headaches and you just keep saying “sweetheart I need you to use a smaller voice so the baby isn’t upset.”

Big time disappointing from WotC. Unsurprising, sadly, as of late. But utterly disappointing.

I have yet to regret my @theonion.com subscription

ICHIRO: learned Spanish specifically to better tell his clubhouse they were going to go out & do unspeakable things to opponents’ wives, & tell opponents the same

Look, I’m all in on any and all references to Toys, but we’re interviewing Barry Levinson on Toys before we’re ending homelessness. www.cnn.com/2026/05/03/e...

/ THAT RIGHT BOSTON UR STILL IN DROUGHT / & UR COMMONWEALTH'S DROUGHT IS EXPANDING / U HAVE BEEN GETTING BELOW AVG RAINBLOBS SO FAR IN UR YEAR OF 2026 / WELL / AFTER A QUICK WARM UP U MAY HAVE SUM RAINBLOBS ON THE WAY / A SPESH GIFT OF UP2 0.75 INCH FREE WATER / WILL U REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?

Toddler who didn’t nap? Check. Two week old baby? Check. Post-partum mom with multiple re-admittances? Check. We are tired, yall.

My eldest already peeking behind the veil and noticing that Mr Rogers wore his inside shoes at the music shop in his neighborhood, which is NOT inside his house. I’m never gonna slip anything past this kid. Pray to zeus for me.

I’m tired of my choices in elected officials either being the “we need to put babies in the baby crushing machine” party and the “we need to means test to find a smaller number of babies to feed to the baby crushing machine” party. How about we just not fucking crush babies?

I can’t buy fucking jarts anymore, but OpenAI can tell you how to commit mass murder. Cool. Cool cool cool.

I’m not proud of the amount of screen time my eldest is getting, but it’s at least exclusively Sesame Street, and 80% classic Sesame Street (before Elmo occupied a third of an episode’s runtime).

a #Caturday & "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" crossover event via @startrekshitposti.ng.

Having a newborn and a toddler in your 40s ends up leaving you like Jason Statham in crank

If my son was a fan of Charlie Kirk, Andrew Tate and Clavicular I would commit seppuku in shame.

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

And on the 6th day at mgh, my brain starts singing, to the tune of “Tommy can you hear me?” “Coffee can you hear me Can you caffeinate me now Coffee can you fill me And keep me vibrating now Coffee coffee coffee coffee…”

Stop shooting him with the overacting ray! #TOSSatNight