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It only cost $29 billion so far! Thats a steal compared to what the final price tag will be.
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3 days ago
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they call me tape
3 days ago
wow, another reason to hate seth moulton. I definitely needed more of those
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Iâm not the only one hearing all about the hantavirus nonsense and worrying about FEMA doing horrible things because of x-Files, right? RIGHT?!?!
4 days ago
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Fucking boomers posting fucking Matt fucking Walsh fucking slop to the local restaurant fucking groups on Facebook because theyâre fucking idiots who genuinely think that dumbfuck is fucking smart.
6 days ago
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When you get to hear Synchronicity I on the radio? *chefâs kiss*
7 days ago
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Mindy Weisberger
9 days ago
Roses are red Justice rights wrongs
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Singing mice puff up air sacs to make their sweet songs
To serenade with their high-pitched songs, singing mice inflate a throat sac â a use for air sacs seemingly unknown in any other animal.
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/singing-mice-air-throat-sacs-songs
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Anyone else have spouse/so with a 70% success rate in remembering their birthday, or is it just me?
9 days ago
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they call me tape
9 days ago
new massachusetts flag just dropped
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Trekkie Bill đđ»
9 days ago
Janeway did nothing wrong.
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I always know when someone has a small dick.
9 days ago
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The Times framing this as a âhelpâ is just the times laundering this administrationâs destructive behaviour for the mass audiences
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9 days ago
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My spouseâs cousin recently shared with the family that she is trans. Her journey has been a long one. Recently, sheâs posted on threads about where her chosen names came from and apparently her first name came from my MIL. Most any person with half a heart would be honored. But. 1/2
10 days ago
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When your 2y8m finds the perfect frequency to scream at you trigger instant headaches and you just keep saying âsweetheart I need you to use a smaller voice so the baby isnât upset.â
11 days ago
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Big time disappointing from WotC. Unsurprising, sadly, as of late. But utterly disappointing.
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11 days ago
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Sebastian Stockman
13 days ago
I have yet to regret my
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Justin Sherin
11 days ago
ICHIRO: learned Spanish specifically to better tell his clubhouse they were going to go out & do unspeakable things to opponentsâ wives, & tell opponents the same
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Look, Iâm all in on any and all references to Toys, but weâre interviewing Barry Levinson on Toys before weâre ending homelessness.
www.cnn.com/2026/05/03/e...
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Barry Levinsonâs box-office flop âToysâ predicted the future of warfare | CNN
Barry Levinsonâs 1992 movie âToysâ fizzled at the box office despite a cast that included Robin Williams. But its depiction of cheap, gamified dissociated warfare is proving prescient to people who ar...
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/03/entertainment/toys-movie-barry-levinson-modern-warfare-cec?Date=20260503&Profile=cnn&utm_content=1777812094&utm_medium=social&utm_source=threads
12 days ago
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING
12 days ago
/ THAT RIGHT BOSTON UR STILL IN DROUGHT / & UR COMMONWEALTH'S DROUGHT IS EXPANDING / U HAVE BEEN GETTING BELOW AVG RAINBLOBS SO FAR IN UR YEAR OF 2026 / WELL / AFTER A QUICK WARM UP U MAY HAVE SUM RAINBLOBS ON THE WAY / A SPESH GIFT OF UP2 0.75 INCH FREE WATER / WILL U REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS?
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Toddler who didnât nap? Check. Two week old baby? Check. Post-partum mom with multiple re-admittances? Check. We are tired, yall.
12 days ago
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My eldest already peeking behind the veil and noticing that Mr Rogers wore his inside shoes at the music shop in his neighborhood, which is NOT inside his house. Iâm never gonna slip anything past this kid. Pray to zeus for me.
12 days ago
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Iâm tired of my choices in elected officials either being the âwe need to put babies in the baby crushing machineâ party and the âwe need to means test to find a smaller number of babies to feed to the baby crushing machineâ party. How about we just not fucking crush babies?
12 days ago
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I canât buy fucking jarts anymore, but OpenAI can tell you how to commit mass murder. Cool. Cool cool cool.
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12 days ago
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Iâm not proud of the amount of screen time my eldest is getting, but itâs at least exclusively Sesame Street, and 80% classic Sesame Street (before Elmo occupied a third of an episodeâs runtime).
12 days ago
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Kevin Ault
20 days ago
a
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@startrekshitposti.ng
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Having a newborn and a toddler in your 40s ends up leaving you like Jason Statham in crank
18 days ago
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Trekkie Bill đđ»
18 days ago
If my son was a fan of Charlie Kirk, Andrew Tate and Clavicular I would commit seppuku in shame.
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Matt Novak
19 days ago
âEverybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.â -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people
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And on the 6th day at mgh, my brain starts singing, to the tune of âTommy can you hear me?â âCoffee can you hear me Can you caffeinate me now Coffee can you fill me And keep me vibrating now Coffee coffee coffee coffeeâŠâ
19 days ago
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GeekFilter đłïžâđđ»
20 days ago
Stop shooting him with the overacting ray!
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August J. Pollak
20 days ago
The amount of misinformation weâre getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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Mads
21 days ago
Ok fine Iâll do it myself. Iâm fucking wheezing
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Help a friend out, if you can?
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22 days ago
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Iâve been a life long fan of Peter Gabriel and i still forget sometimes how much he cooks.
22 days ago
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The wargames desire to yell âhold the door! Hold the door! Hold the goddamed door!â When I try to catch an elevator
23 days ago
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My kid was born before the elite runners crossed the finish line yesterday, so Iâve decided that the little love won Boston!
24 days ago
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Joe Uchill
25 days ago
Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)
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Ketan Joshi
28 days ago
do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"
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A house down the road has flown an absurd amount of tiny USA flags for a long time. Recently, they added a â250 years of freedomâ flag. That flag kept me wondering âfreedom for whoâ until the obvious next flag went out: a gadsen flag. Of fucking course.
28 days ago
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At almost 46, I have a well rounded group of friends and acquaintances (and acquaintances who I would do friend-level dead-body disappearing for). So when I see certain things liked by these people, I know Iâm seeing something valuable and important. And occasionally completely chaotic.
29 days ago
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Me, finishing folding laundry:I can go to bed, finally. Also me, turning my head and seeing the other basket of laundry I forgot about: oh, I ainât sleeping tonight.
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I love (hate) fandoms. âHerp derp why are there gay Klingons in Star Trek?! They wouldnât be gay.â First of all, itâs a fictional species set in a fictional future. They can fuck whoever they want. Second of all, your whole opinion seems to be based on old fashioned human homophobia. Maybe do better
about 1 month ago
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Luke O'Neil
about 1 month ago
Politically homeless? Hope you're sitting down,
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The dad urge to watch âclear and present dangerâ
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Saw a 2yo at the playground wearing a pea coat. Had to look around to make sure
@jgee.bsky.social
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about 1 month ago
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Iâve been looking, to no avail, of an Artemis II highlight reel. Maybe 5-10 mins of blast off, working in space, and landing. Anyone have any thoughts? Would love a curated experience for my kid to watch.
about 1 month ago
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Star Trek Minus Context
about 1 month ago
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Man, Steve winwoodâs âarc of a diverâ fucking slaps
about 1 month ago
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Having your car totaled and dealing with the hoops that it requires to make things happen, a thing I am repeatedly left with is: What value did the cops add? EMTs/firefighters helped us. tow company cleared the scene. insurance folks have moved things along. And the cops? They were there? I guess?
about 1 month ago
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wut
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