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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

merry christmas, from our foul beast to yours 💜🐶🕳️

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

New ep of @thedrain.bsky.social dives deep into how far one should walk for Quaaludes and/or Jarritos, Prop 50, and why the CA GOP is shitting their doodoo pants!

Listen here! www.patreon.com/posts/califo...

also I enter a fugue state and forget who Jason Biggs is

Platner got Are-We-Dating-the-Same-Guy'd 🤣

In this episode of The Drain, we: - discuss Mamdani's surreal visit to the White House, where he positively charmed the pants off President Donald Trump - reflect on Zohran as a person - explore what his win means for the greater Left movement in the United States 🕳️ 🕳️ 🕳️

writing up a bill to condone juggalocialism

mangia! 🚨 🕳️ 🚨

It’s a new one with some saucy guests 💅🏻

🕳️ 🚨 It's a new one 🚨 🕳️ We're joined by the @48hills.bsky.social crew to discuss who will fill Nancy Pelosi's void in SF politics! Will it be YIMBY dweeb Scott Wiener? Fake lefty Saikat Chakrabarti? Everyone's fave, Christine Pelosi? Or the promising Connie Chan? www.patreon.com/posts/san-fr...

Bet someone who's earned my attention for the rest of their political career sure wishes they hadn't today

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

girlfriend is renewing her Dutch passport today but if things get too hot out here I’d prefer absconding to a quirky Slavic nation

is a Matapacos tattoo gauche? I kinda want one

Tell your friend to listen!

got a prozac prescription and am now CURED of all evil

devastating to see the entire country mobilize today against our local NBA team

Hey! Listen!

I'm sorry who made this apparently it's on I Street?!

The Plug is BACK, baby (also expect a little bonus soon)! In today's episode, @palma.ltd tells us a chilling tale about a California public utility providing its customer data to cops in order to take down "illegal" marijuana growing operations. Enjoy: www.patreon.com/posts/033-sm...

Olive met the girlfriend's dog today and it went *badly*! Anyone have tips for introducing dogs? It started out well, just didn't end good. She's befriended doodles before, so this was a surprise.

gym kempa

Vang would be an excellent member of Congress and I’m very excited to knock doors for her!

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

launched her campaign to represent the 916 at 9:16 on 9/16 😍

Excited to see Ryan Lillis's new Sacramento news outlet launch this month. V:RC changed the landscape of this town in its 8 years, as did Midtown Monthly before it, and others. I think Abridged will be more straight news, but I really like some folks in the team he's assembled.

thinking about how they serve us allergic people spaghetti at crab feeds. how fucking demeaning

when the opps are both aging terribly *and* doing terribly 😇

I had to go out east for a few weeks, but @thedrain.bsky.social is fucking BACK: www.patreon.com/posts/031-ca...

always end up leaving something when I dog-sit for friends

I had to go out east for a few weeks, but @thedrain.bsky.social is fucking BACK: www.patreon.com/posts/031-ca...

We're back, babies, and we're talking California redistricting 😘🕳️ www.patreon.com/posts/031-ca...

oh you just know @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social is in on this $$$

ICYMI - We had SO much fun talking with Coyote about the very real, very measured steps California can take toward sovereignty today with Coyote Marin Next week: A special guest discussing Ranked Choice Voting in the Golden State Super fun stuff coming

It's a new one! 🕳️ We talked with @ic.institute about their latest California poll, which found: - 71% of residents say the state would be better off with special autonomous status within the U.S. - 44% would vote for a ballot measure for peaceful, legal secession www.patreon.com/posts/029-ne...

I did this pretty buzzed at 1 a.m. today

WaPo Friday puzzle in 8 minutes. Have to stop complaining about the UI, ugh

If you haven’t already, now is a great time to start not supporting Gavin Newsome for president

Lawyers for ICE are increasingly hiding their identities in court. This is completely unprecedented. “We’re not really doing names publicly,” said Judge ShaSha Xu — after stating her own name and those of the immigrants and their lawyers. theintercept.com/2025/07/15/i...

In California, 16- and 17-year-olds are pre-registering as Democrats at a 2:1 rate to those going with the GOP. But the big news is that nearly HALF of young folks are opting for No Party Preference (41%) or third party (7%)

Ms Rachel doesn't miss

was NOT enjoying WaPo's new crossword interface, but I just finished a Saturday puzzle in 13 minutes, which is insane, so I'll shut up

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Look for this interview next week! We're excited to talk with Coyote from the @ic.institute

It's the weekend! That means we're back with another installation of The Plug 🕳️ We're covering San Francisco's guerrilla community benches, which have folks in City Hall screaming, crying, throwing up www.patreon.com/posts/028-ro...

recording this weekend! message me your thoughts. I liked Robin's piece for the most part, def gives big questions for what's next

Did you catch the latest? We're discussing how Trump's Big Beautiful Bill is going to affect us in the Golden State, and then talking about some major battles that our friends with Unite Here locals 11 and 49 in Los Angeles and Sacramento. Enjoy 🕳️ www.patreon.com/posts/027-la...