If you're able to, please help the cause. You won't regret it. www.justgiving.com/page/avp2026

turingtest.live I hadn't heard of this website but maybe it's worth trying.

This is the most important month of the year. Not just because Arsenal could be in position to win a treble but because you help raise money for the Children of Za'atari Camp. @arseblog.com @tim-stillman.bsky.social @clivepafc.bsky.social @poznaninmypants.bsky.social www.justgiving.com/page/avp2026

The call for Winter Vacation Research Internships (VRI) in CS at #USyd is out! Open to students (undergrads and postgrads) currently enrolled in an 🇦🇺 uni. Have a look! Apply by April 19. www.sydney.edu.au/engineering/... (Want to work with me? Check out CS2026/9, CS2026/10, CS2026/38, CS2026/39)

@tim-stillman.bsky.social do you have any family in Vancouver? Anyone names Tonio?

“Once you lose that crowd, it's really difficult to get them back” - Jamie Carragher. This is the club whose motto is you’ll never walk alone, yeah?

“Once you lose that crowd, it's really difficult to get them back” - Jamie Carragher. This is the club whose motto is you’ll never walk alone, yeah?

Huzzah!!

This just in, rival fan thinks someone else's title would be less impressive than their own. In other news, water is wet.

I've been asked several times to comment on arxiv.org/abs/2602.11457, which claims to reduce the qubit cost of factoring by 10x. My take is that they demand a *lot* more qubit connectivity for that number. Your mileage depends entirely on how plausible you find those demands.

In quantum chemistry and manybody physics, Transition-state geometries are (generally) the ones that we want to solve and the ones that are just too hard to approximate well classically. We’ve designed a protocol for ground-state preparation at these configurations

I saw “Wuthering Heights”. In many ways it’s better than you expected. In others it’s worse than you’ve imagined. Kinda hilarious. Person next to me cried (laughing)

At this point it seems like if a team doesn’t get obliterated by us the comms guys think it’s been a great showing by our opponent.

@jonmackenzie.bsky.social surely the correct answer for how “Sean dyche” feels about not being on the list was “utter woke nonsense”

Chelsea are the first team to have 2 victories over Arsenal this season, and deserve immense congratulations 🏆

Reassuring to see we are going after a midfield profile we are severely lacking.

Liverpool fans will tell you the only reason we might win the league this year is because city fell away. Completely forgetting that both times they’ve won the pl City were at their absolute worst. They had basically no challenge either time. But yeah sure, we’d be lucky

If I am the manager of Tottingham Hotspur, I’d probably avoid being pictured with an Arsenal coffee cup. Give yourself a chance man!

Doing Nazi-flavoured kiddy porn to own the libs.

@arsenalvpodcast.bsky.social @philcosta.bsky.social Here’s a question that I was asked today: in a world where after Klopp leaves, Arteta goes to Liverpool and Arsenal get Slot, what does the premier league table look like, this season and last?

On the one hand, if Chelsea can pull a rabbit out of the hat against city that’s good because 7 points would be a great buffer. On the other hand Chelsea…

Sent to Arsenal on X I really hope you guys win the treble. However, as an Evertonian I have a request. Please tell your away fans that the 'Feed the Scousers' chants were out of order. People are struggling to feed themselves all over the UK, including in London. There's banter and there's cruelty.

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com I gotta tell ya man, I’ve never agreed more with @poznaninmypants.bsky.social than the last three weeks. Last night Jesus’ influence on Nelli was absolutely a huge factor and Jesus was dynamite. Kaya also made note of it in his write up. Tho I’d say Eze was fine 1st half.

scirate.com/arxiv/2512.1... Approximate counting!

“And that’s how I spell sour grapes” www.nytimes.com/athletic/684... Joshua Kimmich says Arsenal are not best team Bayern Munich have faced this year: ‘They rely on set pieces’

Didn't you know? They invented fair play.

Theranos only raised $700 million with a peak valuation of $9 billion and never went public. Proud to see multiple quantum companies exceeding these numbers with very similar business plans!

Three papers today from my good friend and collaborator, Gabriel Waite, on variations to the local Hamiltonian problem arxiv.org/abs/2509.25829 arxiv.org/abs/2509.25821 arxiv.org/abs/2509.25815

Tenure track assistant prof job up for grabs in Basel. It's quantum computing theory, based in computer science, and part of the NCCR SPIN. Whoever gets this job will probably have to collaborate with me. Whether you see that as a pro or con is up to you. jobs.unibas.ch/offene-stell...

Sometimes to extend the class of quantum models that can be solved by a mapping to free fermions you have to kill your siblings… arxiv.org/abs/2509.09092

A new book "Women in the History of Quantum Physics: Beyond Knabenphysik" presents biographies of 16 overlooked women in the field’s history. www.cambridge.org/us/universit...

Believe women.

www.bbc.com/news/article... @gregggonsalves.bsky.social it’s over

It’s always nice when this happens.

"Investors and the public should know what quantum devices can and, more importantly, can’t do. Currently, no quantum chip can solve real-world problems." --‪Joan Étude Arrow‬ (@quantumjustice.bsky.social) www.nature.com/articles/d41...

@arsenalvisionpodcast.com can you and @clivepafc.bsky.social do some scouting on psg. I’d love to hear Clive’s thoughts on the way to approach this tactical battle

So happy Marina has taken this on. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Updated resource estimates for simulating corrosion and prevention on a quantum computer!! arxiv.org/abs/2406.18759

I need someone to root for. C'mon Valerie. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/w...

Full PhD scholarship + stipend (for an Australian or international student) to join our group and study the nonlinear dynamics of sleep (or related topics in time-series analysis of complex dynamical systems). Apply here (via Project 7): www.sydney.edu.au/scholarships...

I can now announce that our recent preprint on scheduling for mbqc has now been officially published in PRA! journals.aps.org/pra/abstract...

Just a friendly reminder that applications to our summer school are open until January 19th 2025!! Apply here if you haven't: lanl-summer-school-programs.wizehive.app/program/quan... Or please complete your application by the 19th

My New Year’s resolution is to use of instead’ve have and have instead’ve of to bother grammar pedants

Ryan L. Mann, Samuel J. Elman, David R. Wood, Adrian Chapman A Graph-Theoretic Framework for Free-Parafermion Solvability https://arxiv.org/abs/2408.09684

🚨Applications for LANL's 2025 Quantum Computing Summer School are open! Please apply here 👇 lanl-summer-school-programs.wizehive.app/program/quan... Reposts appreciated!