Be great to experience the TdF in this country in *checks article*... Leeds & Scotland. Well, fuck that then.

Sholing 5-0 Hamble - into the Semi Finals of the aaaaaaaampshire Cup

TNT presenter "we send our love to Connor Bradley"

Never seen the appeal of Seth Rogan.

You useless bastards Arsenal

Finally

Sholing 2-0 Yate Town - Two long range screamers and a comfortable win. First half halted for 40 mins whilst waiting for an Ambulance for a Yate player who got knocked out (accidentally), but apparently he's ok.

Biggest FA Cup upset of all time that. Second will be if #saintsfc beat Doncaster

Beautiful Beautiful goal that #facup

"Macclesfield's 4G pitch" No, it's 3G. There is no such thing as 4G. #pitchpedant

Flashscore notification about Forest goal before seeing it live on TNT Sports. Expect a delay on streaming, but not on mainstream broadcast

Haha, £120. This club loves mugging off it's fans #saintsfc

#saintsfc finally sign a new goalkeeper. Just need to add the following and we'll be alright... LB CB x2 RB CDM CAM RW LW CF x3 Manager Coach Balls, Bibs & Cones mush Medical Team Owners

The most unlikeable & arrogant England team in memory get thrashed by an under strength Australia. Good.

Rosenior sacked by Chelsea

Holding players & blocking off the ball is getting a bit silly

No matter how many times you've already watched it, the dog Max playing with his friend duck Fred always brightens your day 😊

It's not at all sad to see the West Ham owners looking glum.

The greatest catch you will ever see

6 year contract for new Chelsea manager? They'll be paying up 5 and a half years of that.

Snow! In Southampton!? Totally unacceptable. This is not some northern hovel.

I predict that Sports Republic will ditch Tonda & replace him with Adam Lallana #saintsfc So yes, things can & will get worse.

Harrison Reed with an absolute worldy 🔥 Another player too easily discarded by #saintsfc

Fourth anniversary of the money launderers taking over #saintsfc and the club has never been worse (yes, even administration was better).

Team not scored for yonks? Let #saintsfc help you out, free of charge.

I see #saintsfc have appointed an asst manager with lots of league one experience...

Bald denier at *checks Google*... 18. 😳

Game's gone

Female Stonechat for all you Bill Oddie types

Had a letter today from Volvo warning me not to charge the car over 70% as it might catch fire. Charged it to 100% last night 🔥

A truly awful game of football. Watching our back 3 exchange a million passes makes me want to commit violent violence. #saintsfc

What a dismal 45 that was #saintsfc #johnpeel

I hope #saintsfc have issued a firm "hands off" notice to Chelsea about Tonda Eckert

Real men are currently watching Simon Bates Disco Inferno

Fog so thick, can barely see across the road, yet the firework fuckwits are at it regardless. Twats.

Up the Mayfield

Didn't get a gong in the honours list. Good, fuck that forelock tugging shite.

Yep, take a point, but was still pretty poor. Brum were there for the taking after we scored & we just pissed about with it. #saintsfc

Pissing nora, we've scored! #saintsfc

Has there ever been a worse #saintsfc captain than Jack Stephens? Not in my lifetime (and I'm old)

It maybe controversial, but I prefer goalkeepers who actually make saves. #saintsfc

Two average mid table sides both showing their many limitations so far. Can #saintsfc actually play a better 2nd half than the 1st? I sadly doubt it

Oh no, #saintsfc are playing tonight. Nice short trip for fans to, errr, Birmingham.

The TV show absolutely NO ONE wanted.

Headline news in the UK that Bigot Bardot has died? Who gives a shit.

Palace been punished there for having 3 players with their socks round their ankles. That's just too many. FA needs to intervene.

Palace v Spurs desperately needs something interesting to happen, like a cat running across the pitch