Game's gone

Female Stonechat for all you Bill Oddie types

Had a letter today from Volvo warning me not to charge the car over 70% as it might catch fire. Charged it to 100% last night 🔥

A truly awful game of football. Watching our back 3 exchange a million passes makes me want to commit violent violence. #saintsfc

What a dismal 45 that was #saintsfc #johnpeel

I hope #saintsfc have issued a firm "hands off" notice to Chelsea about Tonda Eckert

Real men are currently watching Simon Bates Disco Inferno

Fog so thick, can barely see across the road, yet the firework fuckwits are at it regardless. Twats.

Up the Mayfield

Didn't get a gong in the honours list. Good, fuck that forelock tugging shite.

Yep, take a point, but was still pretty poor. Brum were there for the taking after we scored & we just pissed about with it. #saintsfc

Pissing nora, we've scored! #saintsfc

Has there ever been a worse #saintsfc captain than Jack Stephens? Not in my lifetime (and I'm old)

It maybe controversial, but I prefer goalkeepers who actually make saves. #saintsfc

Two average mid table sides both showing their many limitations so far. Can #saintsfc actually play a better 2nd half than the 1st? I sadly doubt it

Oh no, #saintsfc are playing tonight. Nice short trip for fans to, errr, Birmingham.

The TV show absolutely NO ONE wanted.

Headline news in the UK that Bigot Bardot has died? Who gives a shit.

Palace been punished there for having 3 players with their socks round their ankles. That's just too many. FA needs to intervene.

Palace v Spurs desperately needs something interesting to happen, like a cat running across the pitch

Cracking couple of football days, both my teams playing like cunts.

Ahem...

That doesn't count as a Test win.

Man Utd are 5th?? Premier League is shite this season.

Very fucking predictable #saintsfc Hideous the longer the game goes on. So lightweight. Absolutely zero options on the bench. Leo doesn't perform, fuck all good going forward. Has that keeper ever saved an angled shot?? Romeu is MILES off it. Looks 44, not 34.

With each substitution, our chances of winning the game diminish #saintsfc

Wasn't a bad half, wasn't a good one either. Not moving the ball fast enough #saintsfc

Harwood-Bellis a danger in both penalty areas #saintsfc

First shot by Oxford, goal. The defence of legends. #saintsfc

Football goals have been aluminium for decades. Please stop saying "hit the woodwork" because that simply isn't the case.

I know the groundsman of the local cricket club. He's gone to Australia for the last two Tests. Hope he's got other things lined up to do. #ashes

Best ever Christmas film

Oh fuck off. Merry Christmas you arrogant twerps

Some interesting managerial moves in Southern League today. Ex Bristol City, Yeovil & Torquay manager, Gary Johnson appointed at Taunton. Meanwhile, Steve Claridge sacked by Weymouth (who seem in a complete mess)

RIP Ziggy

That's the thing about arrogance, it's all an act. England are stat padding phonies and some pretty unlikeable men. Absolutely found out by Australia. #ashes

Poole Town 0-1 Sholing - Old school away smash & grab with added shithousing. Marvelous.

Mad T20 game. Over 500 runs, Brisbane chase down 258 with a ball to spare with two players getting centuries. #cricket

Is this Australia!? Size of this hairy bastard

This country, a fucking rain magnet

Someone pick up those two white things on the Man U pitch, it's really annoying me. *Not Luke Shaw's breasts

Simply, Sunderland & Newcastle fans should put apart their anger & differences & be great mates

Refreshing

Sholing 2-1 Dorchester Town - Made hard work of it against 10 men for 40 mins. The 20 Dorchester YOOF were a tad embarrassing, bless 'em.

Been bloody awful today. Team just expecting Leo to do something. Shite defence & crap options from the bench. #saintsfc

#saintsfc been a bit Will Still today so far

No, please, I can't get enough news about Salah, it's just so fascinating

Black Grape were fucking great tonight. Shaun & Kermit still sounding ace.

I will be extremely disappointed if Man City fans don't sing... Hot Dog Jumping Frog Rayan Cherki

Saints win again & the Skates in bottom 3