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Yet another nonce politician. Proportionally it must be the highest risk occupation.

"I don't do it so they turn around and go, 'Oh, thank you, Keir, for the opportunity. Thank you for the wisdom. Thank you for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go, 'There goes Keir Starmer. I must remember to thank him.'"

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"I don't do it so they turn around and go, 'Oh, thank you, Keir, for the opportunity. Thank you for the wisdom. Thank you for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go, 'There goes Keir Starmer. I must remember to thank him.'"

All the Sky comments blaming the situation leading up to England's loss and no one has said who is to blame for that. It's Stokes (and Atkinson). If they hadn't been so childish, none of this would have happened.

Game over #cricket #thecricket

Should be a World title shot next for Sholing mush, Ryan Garner 👏🥊

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Wirtz is good at getting into good positions, receiving the ball and making his position much worse.

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Went for a pee, England lose 2 wickets. Standard.

Hampshire's bowlers (well, Abbott) turned the game around, now just need the batters to press home the advantage... 9/2 🙄

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Scotland are back

Cramp Ref Feel free to remove the M there

Watched some football this evening. Now going to watch Scotland.

Not surprised that Jofra Archer's last 5 wicket haul in England was in 2019. True, there aren't other options, but he's also not a strike bowler.

Nice to see Mick Jagger at the Oval. Not nice to see Mick Jagger in photos with Epstein. Actually, not nice to see Mick Jagger at the Oval.

The era of Emporer Burnham, begins!* *It will be more pandering to racist morons, Israel and America ** Not mutually exclusive

Bit weird, thought the sound of that nick off was pretty obvious.

Czech Rep v S Africa? Nah, that's pushing it.

Lovely piece by Sky on Robin Smith with additional insights by Nassar & Atherton. What a brilliant player & bloke he was.

Finish

Celestial Event !

Unsurprisingly, England's central defence is shit.

Who's marking Kane, lads? Lads?? LADS????

If Pickford had normal length arms, routine save that.

"Messi, Mbappe, Harland, Kane... Sessions"

"England won't sit back like they always used to do" Harry Kane currently on the edge of his own box

While you're in the kitchen, get us a brew luv

Got a good chance of winning the world cup if we get penalties and another chance of scoring a penalty in every game

Dirge

Danny Murphy keeps an assortment of coins in his car, just in case

PortuLOL

Woke up and there's a World Cup game going on. More woke nonsense

"I'll have to go, I'm expecting calls from several of the world's best referees."

BBC should be banned from covering football.

Mcrappe

That's what I love about cricket, a rain delay, yet no rushing around to get the game going, players ambling around, umpires chatting. Fecking get on with it

They adding on 5 mins in all games, regardless??

It's absolute torture listening to these fucking dullard co-commentators. They add nothing. No one would stop watching if we didn't have them.

Belgium should really disband their national team. It's an utterly fruitless exercise.

Lee Dixon to Danny Murphy 😴

Spain were fucking dreadful. 6 players all wanting to be the No10. Cape Verde didn't really need to do much more than basic defending

Spain might want to consider playing a Striker