Anyone told those Bayern fans that singing the same shit song for 20 mins straight is wank

What a shite game that was. Saints > Atletico Madrid

The Chelsea business model to hand players stupidly long contracts, which in return, sees those players not give a shit & think themselves better than any manager, is tremendous.

Abject loss by Hampshire, at home after winning the toss. Weak all over.

Villa, this is why people don't like you

Hi Sky Sports, are you not aware that Peter Drury is a fucking shit football commentator?

Hampshire following on, opener out first ball 🙄

The Liverpool goalkeeper is a bit shit

90 minute build up to Man U v Lpool, eh Sky? Fuck off Sky.

Watching Bornmuff v Palace for reasons that I can not fathom

Up the Sholing

Hat-trick for Billy Sharp in his final game. Great lad

Going to really dislike West Ham if they allow Spurs to stay up But on the plus side, West Ham relegated

Championship is mega daft as are #saintsfc. To end up 4th & 2nd highest scorers is unbelievable given we were utter dog shit on & off the pitch for 4 months 🤯

Something very visually attractive about a perfect cross met by a header into the top corner past the despairing dive of a keeper ♥️ #saintsfc

*checks how Hampshire are doing*

"Were you with a lady last night? Oooh, suit you, Sir"

The Floating Bridge, Southampton https://www.wikiart.org/en/l-s-lowry/the-floating-bridge-southampton-1956

Alan Titchmarsh on dealing with seedlings

Upsetting 😢

Farnham get a late joke of a penalty to beat Berko in the play off. The Ipswich of non league, that lot.

Ron Jeremy viewing his first German porn video

unlucky #saintsfc, superb goal by Larin, but defence looked shattered throughout. Rest all the main players at Preston, go again in the play off.

Looking a bit flat & prone to errors, unsurprising after Saturday. Another crap ref isn't helping us getting any flow going #saintsfc

by Epstein Tours

Fair play to Leeds fans, they were an extra player for their team. Sadly for them, just another Leeds player.

Never forget

BREAKING : Coventry stripped of the title after whole ground sings Sweet Caroline

HE'S THE ONE WITH THE GIANT ORANGE HEAD & BLONDE WIG, you morons

Highest ever finish for Sholing and ahead of several bigger clubs. Probably would have made the play offs if our best player hadn't have done his ACL. Weymouth having successive relegations is funny.

Football coverage on TV gets worse each season. Obsession with endless close ups, too many replays while the ball is in play, patronising commentators & dullard pundits.

Very unlucky #saintsfc, played fucking well, great goal, but that massive deflection was a killer & nothing you can do about a strike like that. Played better against City than the majority of Prem teams this season.

Comfortable so far for #saintsfc and that City backline looks suspect. However, the longer it goes at 0-0, the more likely we'll see the Ref do something stupid

This is a very good, educational & emotional watch. A chapter of history I wasn't aware of.

I see the unelected & unaccountable House of Lords has once again decided what's best for the country. Parasites.

Flynn Downes getting a 3 match suspension out of no where eh? Referees + EFL + Reform = Ipswich #saintsfc

Dominic Cummings

10th Ipswich penalty of the season, Referees must all vote Reform.

Chelsea should simply appoint a good manager and also not have quite so many cunty players

Sholing 0-2 Basingstoke - A truly awful Hampshire Cup final. Shit venue, shit crowd (because Hampshire FA refused to move the game despite Saints being at home down the road), shit pitch, shit officials and we played mega shit too. Shit.

Those EFL Championship awards of the SEASON are funny. Were they decided in December? #saintsfc

Nothing says a cowardly ref more than 2 yellows when one was clearly a Red

20 minute half time, again. Refs complying with Sky's advertising wishes 🙄

Donnafunnier

Burnley must have had the most nondescript season in the history of the top division. Not noticeably awful, but nothing good, no stand out players, no interesting results, just very very boring.

If beating Liverpool is so important to Everton, they should simply try harder

Boro keeper with mini cheddars packet wrists, not even strong enough to be crisp packets

Spurs going down could well bring more of the UK together than anything in history

Sholing 2-2 Wimborne - Came from 2 down to somehow stay in the play off hunt, but missing a pen in stoppage time made it harder. Last game is away at a team relegated today, we have to win & hope Berkhamsted lose.