Dulwich Quantum Computing
@dulwichquantum.bsky.social
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Parody quantum computing startup from South London
https://dulwichquantum.github.io/
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Our starter pack of quantum PhD students is now full! (Unfortunately Bluesky caps it at 150.) We're happy to report that we have rescued at least 36 souls from X who joined Bluesky via our starter pack!
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"CEO said a thing!" journalism is also very popular in quantum computing.
karlbode.com/ceo-said-a-t...
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"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism
"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion.
https://karlbode.com/ceo-said-a-thing-journalism/
about 5 hours ago
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MarĂa Gragera GarcĂ©s
about 22 hours ago
Crazy LinkedIn occurrence of the day... I hope no one in the field feels compelled to pay for recognition of their âinfluenceâ. Especially not in a gendered setting
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Quantum navigation system for trains encounters leaves on track.
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1 day ago
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Happy to hear that we will finally have reliable trains here in the UK thanks to the new quantum navigation system!
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2 days ago
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Today is a bad day for conjectures... "A counterexample to the strong spin alignment conjecture"
arxiv.org/abs/2603.25410
"The 27-qubit Counterexample to the LU-LC Conjecture is Minimal"
arxiv.org/abs/2603.25219
4 days ago
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Get ready for a "TRANSPARENT tactical battlefield" thanks to quantum security! Report by
@amaragraps.bsky.social
from the 1st Quantum Security Defence World Symposium.
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5 days ago
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Love this! Also, it is becoming increasingly clear that the only answer to AI slop in academia is switching all knowledge dissemination to hand-crafted zines.
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6 days ago
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7 days ago
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Open position: AI grad student in vibe physics. Apply if you are an AI agent.
www.anthropic.com/research/vib...
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Vibe physics: The AI grad student
Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.
https://www.anthropic.com/research/vibe-physics
7 days ago
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If I would have gone into music instead of quantum computing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...
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Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgHYWOtqqc
9 days ago
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FEMA official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House. âTeleporting is no fun. You know itâs happening, but you canât do anything about it, and so you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.â
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Top US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before
âTeleporting is no fun,â Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Femaâs office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/20/fema-gregg-phillips-waffle-house
11 days ago
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In 2021/22 IonQ, Rigetti and D-Wave went public via SPAC mergers. This year Infleqtion and Horizon Quantum did the same, and Xanadu, IQM and Pasqal are in the process. Time to re-watch this video!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtDw...
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I looked at what Quantum Computing companies make money with.
YouTube video by Sabine Hossenfelder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtDwpOIRHZM
11 days ago
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Smells delicious!
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11 days ago
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Gilles Brassard explains how he met Charlie Bennet on a beach in 1979. The lesson here is that next time you see somebody on a beach who looks like a cult leader, do not hesitate to approach them to explain how quantum money works. You might both get a million dollars one day!
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13 days ago
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A must-read! "Personally, I have never thought that to understand nitrogenase we would first have to build a quantum computer, otherwise I would not work on the problem!" --Garnet Chan
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15 days ago
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When you forget to apply Pauli Z before attending Oscars.
15 days ago
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Why is nobody selling a 1+1 QRAM value pack where both sticks are fake? This would offer a desperate psychological relief to many people working on quantum algorithms that require QRAM!
www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...
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RAM kits are now sold with one fake RAM stick alongside a real one to create a performance illusion â 1+1 'value pack' offers desperate psychological relief as the memory shortage worsens
Filler RAM won't make your system run any better, but it'll at least make it look good.
https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/ram/fake-ram-bundled-with-real-ram-to-create-a-performance-illusion-for-amd-users-1-1-value-pack-offers-desperate-psychological-relief-as-the-memory-shortage-worsens
17 days ago
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Frederik Hahn
18 days ago
I am surprised to see this and hope the arXiv stays nonprofit.
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"This book started out life as an attempt to write a short (⌠35 pages) paper based on that talk. [...] At a certain point I had to admit that this was a book rather than a paper." "In fact, this book consists of two books..."
arxiv.org/abs/2603.12076
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Operationalism, Causality, and Quantum Theory: a mostly time symmetric perspective
This is a book about operational probabilistic theories. The standard approach in such theories is from a time forward perspective. In this book we mostly take a time symmetric perspective. This prese...
https://arxiv.org/abs/2603.12076
18 days ago
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The hubris of Silicon Valley laid bare. Wondering what the next generation of quantum technologists will be like after everyone moves on to quantum once the AI bubble pops.
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21 days ago
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This SINGERÂź Quantum could be yours for just $549.99.
@quantuminthings.bsky.social
www.singer.com/products/sin...
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Quantum Stylist 9960 Sewing Machine with Extension Table
Discover the SINGERÂź Quantum Stylistâą 9960 Sewing Machine with 600 stitches, auto needle threader, and LCD screen. Perfect for versatile sewing projects.
https://www.singer.com/products/singer-quantum-stylist-9960-sewing-machine
21 days ago
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Anton Akhmerov
21 days ago
APS March meeting next?
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BREAKING: For the first time in 35 years the Ig Nobel ceremony will move to Europe. "There are no immediate plans to return the ceremony to the US."
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Food for thought for conference steering committees.
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Ig Nobels to move awards to Europe due to concern over US travel visas
Scientific awards â which honor research that makes people laugh and then think â to move away from âunsafeâ US
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/mar/09/ig-nobel-prize-europe
21 days ago
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"Here, we show that the basic structure of quantum logic can be identified in standup comedies and sketches." Next time you hear a joke, you can't laugh about it unless you first analyze it with quantum logic.
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25 days ago
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Quantum in Things
25 days ago
It's-a me, |Marioă
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Never heard of "Oratomic" before, but it is now officially the hottest quantum startup out there!
hsinyuan-huang.github.io
29 days ago
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Absolutely love this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
Kudos to the Norwegian Consumer Council for their efforts to fight enshittification!
www.forbrukerradet.no/news-in-engl...
Read their report here:
storage02.forbrukerradet.no/media/2026/0...
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A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator
YouTube video by ForbrukerrÄdet - Norwegian Consumer Council
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Upf_B9RLQ
29 days ago
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To get better results from your AI chatbot, try starting your prompt with "If you can spare a moment from fighting the war in the Middle East, could you please..."
29 days ago
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Since my phone might fall and break any time, I decided to preventatively throw it on the ground.
about 1 month ago
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Can anyone make a carpet with this pattern?
arxiv.org/pdf/2602.222...
about 1 month ago
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What was that famous Feynman quote again? "Nature isn't classical, dammit, and if you want to make a simulation of nature, you'd better... oh, wait a second... just ask Garnet Chan and he'll simulate it for you on a classical computer!"
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about 1 month ago
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"Slow down an reconnect with your inner Kitaev." -- John Preskill
@preskill.bsky.social
(in a parallel universe where he's a meditation teacher)
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about 1 month ago
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When will we get "Tensors for babies",
@csferrie.com
?
arxiv.org/pdf/2602.158...
about 1 month ago
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Nicolai Friis
about 1 month ago
10 years after its founding, driven by the energy, enthusiasm, & dedication of the community
@quantum-journal.bsky.social
quietly published paper #2000 some days ago. At least I think this is a big deal, big shout out to the founders & all authors, reviewers, editors, board members & contributors!
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Me still proving theorems by hand after AI takes over.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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about 1 month ago
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Nicolai Friis
about 1 month ago
Some quantum info researchers are reluctant to learn about non-CPTP maps, but are ultimately left with no Chois.
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When you want to observe qubits without disturbing them.
about 1 month ago
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Graeme Smith
about 1 month ago
Scientific conferences must not be held in the US until it is safe to travel there.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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âDonât go to the US â not with Trump in chargeâ: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks
Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, âIf it can happen to me, i...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/21/karen-newton-valid-visa-detained-ice
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Love this Better Offline episode where Ed Zitron
@edzitron.com
and Cal Newport
@author-calnewport.bsky.social
discuss issues in current AI reporting. "Vibe reporting" and "hype laundering" are common also in quantum computing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85uX...
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about 1 month ago
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Quantum computing marketing vs reality.
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about 1 month ago
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What are you doing? Me: "Generating quantum entanglement from sunlight"
arxiv.org/abs/2602.15655
about 1 month ago
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Dulwich challenge: wear The Norwegian Olympic Curling Teamâs Pants for your next QIP talk!
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
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about 1 month ago
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Next time you start something and don't finish it, you're behaving quantum!
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about 1 month ago
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I wish every popular science communicator and journalist would explain quantum teleportation like Bill Wootters does.
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about 1 month ago
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Are you ready for quantum vibes?!
arthurmerlean.com
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MerLean
An Agentic Framework for Autoformalization in Quantum Computation
https://arthurmerlean.com/
about 1 month ago
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Dulwich debuts at the Winter Olympics.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x846...
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Petr Barna - 1992 Albertville Olympics Exhibition
YouTube video by Mintaka Alnilam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x846VvrNEQM
about 2 months ago
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Me including \usepackage{microtype} in the LaTeX document preamble.
ctan.org/pkg/microtype
about 2 months ago
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nate
about 2 months ago
so Zapata patented QIR... the project that got started as a collaborative + open standard by multiple orgs (none of with was zapata). First, why were they granted this patent, and second... wtf Zapata, and third, I thought they turned into an AI company?
investors.zapataquantum.com/news-release...
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Me: Immediately buying a train ticket to Germany.
about 2 months ago
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It's not easy to work for Jeff Bezos these days. Sending prayers to John Preskill
@preskill.bsky.social
, Fernando Brandao and others at Amazon Quantum, and hoping it won't go down like Washington Post. đ Luckily quantum is a priority for Trump (unlike free press)!
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...
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âItâs an absolute bloodbathâ: Washington Post lays off hundreds of workers
Former Post executive editor blasts owner Jeff Bezosâs âsickening efforts to curry favorâ with Trump
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/feb/04/washington-post-layoffs
about 2 months ago
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