Dulwich Quantum Computing
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Parody quantum computing startup from South London
https://dulwichquantum.github.io/
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Our starter pack of quantum PhD students is now full! (Unfortunately Bluesky caps it at 150.) We're happy to report that we have rescued at least 36 souls from X who joined Bluesky via our starter pack!
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about 1 month ago
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Bivariate bicycle codes in the wild.
arxiv.org/abs/2506.03094
about 4 hours ago
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Me waiting for QIP results tomorrow.
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The only thing that could possibly be hotter than Italian twins explaining entanglement in Italian is Italian triplets explaining the GHZ state.
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"For an investment of just ten million dollars, I can convince a dumber, richer person to put even more money in before you cash out." -- SMBC's take on quantum computing ecosystem
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quantum
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2 days ago
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If I was the CEO of Springer Nature (instead of Dulwich Quantum), I would offer authors a new "pro" tier where you can bid to make your article be the 1st in a volume, and the bidding starts at 10 * (article processing charge).
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2 days ago
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Will Zeng
2 days ago
We should add a ārepurpose outdated closed and extractive paper processing feesā donate button to the
@unitary.foundation
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Should I support three
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microgrants for creating open-source quantum tools or educational materials, or should I pay the article processing charge for one Nature paper (which is already available on arXiv for free)? Tough choice...
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3 days ago
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Turns out Springer Nature website is broken in such a way that "many references lead to the wrong article, typically to Article Number 1 of a given Volume [...] which we estimate affects the citation count of millions of authors". Poor Nature, their $12,690 APC is barely enough to run a website...
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3 days ago
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BREAKING: Trump awards himself a Nobel Prize in quantum computing!
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3 days ago
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Dr Selena Wisnom
5 days ago
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
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"The [D-Wave Advantage2] system is expected to address mission-critical U.S. government problems, particularly in national defense, and will eventually run sensitive applications."
www.dwavequantum.com/company/news...
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D-Wave Advantage2 Quantum Computer Now Available for U.S. Government Applications at Davidson Technologies
https://www.dwavequantum.com/company/newsroom/press-release/d-wave-advantage2-quantum-computer-now-available-for-u-s-government-applications-at-davidson-technologies/
5 days ago
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Fun fact: the reason why Moon has craters in the first place is because it has no atmosphere and so is constantly bombarded by meteroids.
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5 days ago
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Gil Kalai would "be quite satisfied with one-in-a-thousand error rate on complex states" to admit his defeat. How far are we from achieving this (by some considered the main) application of quantum computers?
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5 days ago
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Dr Jared Jeyaretnam āļøš§Ŗ
5 days ago
Iāve always thought the problem with quantum computers is that they donāt cost nearly enough money (ideally, at least a million dollars per kg!), and should experience heavy vibrations and crushing G-forces after being calibrated. āļøš§Ŗ
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Please add "quantum" to your slop review articles and position papers, and submit them to quant-ph instead of CS arXiv!
blog.arxiv.org/2025/10/31/a...
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Attention Authors: Updated Practice for Review Articles and Position Papers in arXiv CS Category ā arXiv blog
https://blog.arxiv.org/2025/10/31/attention-authors-updated-practice-for-review-articles-and-position-papers-in-arxiv-cs-category/
5 days ago
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Thomas
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A violation of the no-cloning theorem! šš»
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7 days ago
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An LLM-controlled robot experiences a mental breakdown during a test to pass the butter from the kitchen.
arxiv.org/abs/2510.21860
Some snapshots of its inner monologue from Appendix D:
8 days ago
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True.
www.politesi.polimi.it/retrieve/c5a...
9 days ago
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Let me try to answer this... To be a scientist means to assume that there is more good than evil in the world, for why would you dedicate your life to inventing tools that will surely end up in bad people's hands as well? š§µ
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9 days ago
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"...itās unfortunate that this week's Nature paper by Aziz and Howl adds to the confusion. And while I donāt want to be that guy, who stays up late because people are wrong on the internet, Iāve been getting a lot of questions about the article, including Nature News..."
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10 days ago
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CEO demonstrating how cool his quantum software stack is without having an actual quantum computer that can run it.
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11 days ago
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Looks like quantum computing is becoming relevant (to technofascists).
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
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13 days ago
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Remember Zapata? The company that started out quantum, then pivoted to AI, and then went bankrupt. Guess what...
zapataquantum.com
13 days ago
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Quantum in Things
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Jeffrey M Epstein
14 days ago
I guess he's posting from inside his dil fridge.
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Richard
14 days ago
Iām worried that the
@bullshitquantum.bsky.social
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Victor V. Albert
14 days ago
"Quantum hardware platforms are advancing steadily, but no one knows when quantum computers will run applications that broadly benefit society."
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P ā NP in Lean - a milestone in computational vibe complexity!
arxiv.org/abs/2510.17829
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A Homological Proof of $\mathbf{P} \neq \mathbf{NP}$: Computational Topology via Categorical Framework
This paper establishes the separation of complexity classes $\mathbf{P}$ and $\mathbf{NP}$ through a novel homological algebraic approach grounded in category theory. We construct the computational ca...
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.17829
14 days ago
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Microsoft is winning! š
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15 days ago
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Microsoft vs Google - who will succeed to make researchers more sceptical?
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Elizabeth Gibney
16 days ago
I'm also not sure how exciting it is to do slightly better NMR - millions of dollars of hardware kind of exciting? And, as is often in these quantum advantage claims, now that researchers will try to beef up classical calculations, the claim may not last long
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16 days ago
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Learned something new today from Google's announcement.
research.google/blog/a-verif...
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"When the CEO of Nvidia announced that ātruly usefulā quantum computers were still 2 decades away, the share prices of some leading quantum companies plummeted. They have since recovered somewhat, but such volatility reflects the fact that quantum computing has yet to prove its commercial worth."
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17 days ago
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When you run quantum state tomography on IBM's device and plot the measurement outcomes.
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19 days ago
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In case anyone needs a graphic to illustrate the quantum vs classical race.
19 days ago
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From now on, if you find a paper that solves the problem you were interested in, you can add it to your CV.
the-decoder.com/leading-open...
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Leading OpenAI researcher announced a GPT-5 math breakthrough that never happened
OpenAI researchers recently claimed a major math breakthrough on X, but quickly walked it back after criticism from the community, including Deepmind CEO Demis Hassabis, who called out the sloppy comm...
https://the-decoder.com/leading-openai-researcher-announced-a-gpt-5-math-breakthrough-that-never-happened/
19 days ago
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A rare thread of quantum memes that's better than ours!
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21 days ago
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Our 4 favorite adder architectures from Craig's slides: Minecraft adder, Conway's Life adder, domino adder and water atter.
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21 days ago
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23 days ago
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please, no
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23 days ago
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can't wait
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24 days ago
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Metalāorganic frameworks have never tasted this good!
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25 days ago
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Leiden University press release: "You could call it a āquantum lie detectorā: Bellās test designed by famous physicist John Bell."
www.universiteitleiden.nl/en/news/2025...
ScienceDaily news: "Physicists just built a quantum lie detector. It works"
www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
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Physicists just built a quantum lie detector. It works
An international team has confirmed that large quantum systems really do obey quantum mechanics. Using Bellās test across 73 qubits, they proved the presence of genuine quantum correlations that canāt...
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/10/251007081840.htm
26 days ago
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Also, MIP*=RE in Lean, anyone?
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26 days ago
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Are you ready to raise the bar for QIP next year? Shall we set the new acceptance standards to 1. paper on the arXiv, 2. Lean proof on GitHub?
arxiv.org/abs/2510.08672
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A Formalization of the Generalized Quantum Stein's Lemma in Lean
The Generalized Quantum Stein's Lemma is a theorem in quantum hypothesis testing that provides an operational meaning to the relative entropy within the context of quantum resource theories. Its origi...
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.08672
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Great list of quantum starter packs! š
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26 days ago
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Ryan O'Donnell
28 days ago
arxiv.org/pdf/2510.07788
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Which papers that came out this week would you like to read the most?
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