joon proudly bopping along to killin it girl in the restaurant (mr paik’s amsterdam branch if you were wondering, and no, im not doxxing him, the restaurant shared this) — but trying to be stealthy about it and hiding his fondness. please. he PAINS me

oh I can’t fucking doxx myself but oh my GOD

….. oh my god

scared to click that vlog I don’t wanna know where exactly he was because I Will be insane about it

the worst part about this post is that I can genuinely hear it and I think that’s the start of ME going insane

I am Listening 🎤🎤🎤

Why did I wake up and find Hoseok’s private porn collection all over the timeline

uh. UH? 🥴 (don’t know what’s worse, the nakedness or his hyungs standing around him praising him for the exertion???)

posting a pic in that tank while in bed is a new level of fucked up, jung hoseok

everyone should try and ship a rarepair at least once in their life. it is very fulfilling work. no fretting about numbers. just pure being unhinged about your favourite characters kissing. you appreciate every kudo and comment because the max capacity of interactions you'll ever hit is 10

I beg Valentino to give Yoongi this dumb fucking bag. Please.

Yoongi: this bisexual visibility month, I will make myself visible on Instagram

his husky voice with r&b crooning in the background. jeon jungkook stop this right the fuck now.

ao3 tag jeon jungkook is a brat

pray tell why the fuck am I in actual tears over Yoongi posting on IG while playing guitar can I CHILL

instead of writing my hopekook filth I’m daydreaming about quitting my job and moving to the mountains, working in a shop and THEN writing during my off-hours. my brain is clearly not at all overloaded and trying to escape something at the moment. why on earth would you say that 😮‍💨

thread of bangtan breasting boobily. not comprehensive because a) differing levels of tit amongst the members and b) my own collection of pics not being all-encompassing. slow thread because I'm still at work lol. cover image is the one that is responsible for my current state of mind:

honoured that my self made lolla footage has made it to the most important thread of all time. this is what I did it for, the boob agenda, YOU GET IT

oh I really will never not hate this 😮‍💨

BTS as unreliable narrator flavors: NJ: Thinks he knows what’s happening; does not SJ: Lying for profit TH: Lying just for the hell of it HS: Tunnel-visioned on specific personal objectives JK: Has not checked his texts JM: Believes other people too much YG: Owes you no information at all, actually

the entirety of my personality were these two fits and then 2025 happened

😠eoseo wa, bangtaneun cheoeumiji?😠

a friend compared my business relationship with someone I admire to namkook and I had to face my competence AND normal boner for this woman shamefully. my friend’s right. I WOULD have said the equivalent of “wow thighs” about her and I still look at her with stars in my eyes years later. fuck.

am I just really tired, fed up with work, riddled with anxiety or is seasonal depression kicking in a little early this year. who’s to say. (didn’t even blink once at everything princess gate and that’s worrying)

Global child mortality down 10%; global extreme poverty at lowest ever (1990 ~43%, today ~9%); global literacy at highest ever (~87%); 20 more countries recognise same-sex marriage (total now 38); James Webb space telescope; 5000 exoplanets now discovered; humpback whales have invented new songs.

Jungkook tries to give off the vibe that he is some kind of slick cool hardcore guy who oozes sex appeal but unfortunately for him he is a cutie patootie boba ball guy with an incurable case of roundie disease who oozes sex appeal

🌞: hopekook. insane about them at all times. like crack in my veins 🌚: sope, but also yoonjin and namgi hit something specific to read, I just can’t write them for now 🌅 : I don’t think anyone thinks hopekook is not my main ship, but maybe namseok since that’s what I’m writing now? idk you tell me

CRYING

my heart fluttered

his thoughts on the industry and the longevity of the group and the pressure of it all while sincerely expressing his gratitude for us and wishing us love and accomplishment and hope without taking a breath and switching languages to include everyone. I love this man.

(also SHE IS A PROBLEM)

I don’t know how to process both namseok and namjin this morning what the fuck

jesus fucking christ OKAY

one of my clients just posted a professional event photo of us both but what she doesn’t know and what you can’t see is that the pen in my hand is a rpwp one and the rings are hobi’s HOTS design. fandom, but make it ✨professional✨

lickrish has the vision and she’s RIGHT

tattooed knees out and a bun he is diabolical

three glasses of red wine in this is a real goddamn problem

why is there crack in this after all those years

shout out to people who read slow-updating on-goings. you save authors from abandoning wips probably a lot more than you realize.

OH FINALLY

the fun (lying) part about rewatching gilmore girls every fall is that every year you will be caught by surprise at genuinely bursting into tears at something you never used to cry at before in any of your other rewatches. what the fuck, emotions, why 🫠

the problem with mingyu is that he is exactly the prototype of what high school me would be into. he is the epitome of that crush you used to have on that one hot guy in school you never met, except adult me knows he is ALSO babygirl and has a praise kink and is bratty? and it hits all my buttons? 🫠

he does this on purpose he's DIABOLICAL

in a line of work where I have a say in what kind of stories are being told and so far I’ve pushed a second storyteller to make their protagonist bisexual. my agenda continues 🕵🏽

I’m sorry am I supposed to be normal about all the ways we can make cum jokes this whole comeback

i guess the alternative was SxM huh

fought for an hour at work to get those Halsey Badlands anniversary tickets but Badlands meant so, so much to me in 2015 (and ever since) and finally seeing that whole album live again is gonna make me bawl my eyes out 🥹

felt this deeply

still maintain that yes or no is a one direction-esque song and he should have been asked to do it with some 1d members on kpopped