Ashley Casperite
@missalwayswrite.bsky.social
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I’m always writing something. missalwayswrite.com
There’s a song on
#tloas
called “The Fate of Ophelia” and still, honestly, the one Shakespeare would like the most is the one full of 🪵 jokes
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The number of times I’ve thought about Andrea Swift’s sensibilities tonight 😂
#thelifeofashowgirl
9 days ago
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Pizza John would make a great gap filler tattoo. This occurred to me while he was staring at me from the side of a tumbling tower. Surely someone needs a gap filler this
#pizzamas
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10 days ago
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Those theatre boys really know how to give elbow — just look at him 💪🏻
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29 days ago
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Genuinely obsessed with the color grading on
#UnknownNumber
30 days ago
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Alex Jaffe “Alex Jaffe” Alex Jaffe
about 1 month ago
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
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It’s all about when your pet sighs and puts their head down on you.
about 2 months ago
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When you catch a typo immediately after submitting the most recent draft of your screenplay for the next round of judging… But you remind yourself it made it this far with worse typos you just fixed with this submission, so
about 2 months ago
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When Taylor Swift says “give me 16 months” and you check the calendar and realize that’s December 2026
about 2 months ago
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I love the Finch self-care pet, but all the micropets I’ve hatched are non-corporeal 👻 ⭐️ 💧 Help me get a cow by joining me on the app 🐮 (it’s free) Tap this link or use my friend code 8ZP2XSDTK14 for a llama friend named Oatmeal (or DM me for other options 🤗)
app.befinch.com/invite_v4/oPyL
4 months ago
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aloc
4 months ago
#gentlebeard
pride knights
#commissionsopen
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Does anyone else keep reading “the MAHA report” like this or just me?
4 months ago
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My dog and I are both sick today. Hanging out in the dark at midday.
4 months ago
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I’m excited to share a new project I’ve been working on in my 5-9: ✨ Hyperfixate with Me ✨ a YouTube series powered by ADHD, algorithms, curated playlists — and a suspiciously caffeinated puppet.
#adhd
#youtube
4 months ago
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The biggest indicator to me right now that someone used AI to do their post? It’s not the em dashes. It’s this — the baby line breaks. Where did regular line breaks go and can we please have them back?
5 months ago
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Ran a draft of my educational YouTube series script through ChatGPT for feedback and got back maybe the best compliment ever? Cc’ing
@hankgreen.bsky.social
5 months ago
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I love it when the
#Survivor
editors take risks, but I also loved that I could say “wtf was that edit during tribal?” to my manager this morning and he knew exactly what I meant.
5 months ago
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My occupational therapist says my “extensive” wrist injury is usually from bad car crashes or falls, not crochet
5 months ago
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THIS IS INSPIRED ✨
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5 months ago
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Is the first person on the registry Elon Musk?
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6 months ago
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Brent Terhune
6 months ago
Shoutout to RFK Jr for letting me know I could check the “autistic” box on my tax forms.
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Ridley
6 months ago
Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.
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smallest church
6 months ago
"i never see you at the club" okay, well i never see you at blackbeard's bar and grill and other delicacies and delights and fishing equipment (gift shop out back)
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Life is too short to finish bad books!
#TeamDNF
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6 months ago
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Clara
7 months ago
Me in the national security team group chat
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨
7 months ago
so, see how bernie is passing the torch to the younger generation? see how he's creating space for AOC by using his name, then allowing her to lead? see how SOME older people act like caring elders, and others act like half-dead, out-of-touch narcissistic control freaks? be more like bernie.
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I can’t wait until I can use BlueSky to troubleshoot subway delays the same way I used to use Twitter.
7 months ago
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I’m still in awe of how perfectly
#Survivor
showed the simplicity of disability accommodations last night. Just listen to what people need. That’s it.
8 months ago
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Jerry Chen
8 months ago
While many of you are likely yelling "GO USA" or "GO CANADA!" I'm yelling "GO literally any elected member of congress and the rule of law, please, anyone or a single check or a solitary balance or—
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May his legacy haunt him.
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8 months ago
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Jeff Thompson
8 months ago
It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.
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John Green
8 months ago
Starting to think the Eagles might win this one.
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God
8 months ago
With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.
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People had to post the Ticketmaster hack to buy a single aisle seat online so they could feel smart and superior. So of course Ticketmaster made it impossible to use the hack. If you figure out a hack, NO YOU DIDN’T.
8 months ago
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Veda Scott
8 months ago
Release the full 2nd season of Severance the world has suffered enough
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Hank Green
8 months ago
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
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Kara Swisher
8 months ago
The DEI caused the plane crash narrative is a distraction. The tariffs are a distraction. Whatever insane nonsense Trump spews that the media will chase like cats chasing a laser light is a distraction. The only story that counts right now is the wholesale hijacking of control of the US government.
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Make America Kind For Once
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8 months ago
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James Fallows
8 months ago
Yeah, how about not dissolving the air safety advisory commission at the FAA. As your team did last week.
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There’s no one who could replace Megan Hilty in
#DeathBecomesHer
But if Kelly Clarkson wanted to make her Broadway debut 👀
8 months ago
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John Green
9 months ago
It's still January.
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Schooley
9 months ago
If a plea for kindness and empathy makes you furious, you might be a sociopath.
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Severance makes me want to quit my job and become a cinematographer.
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Blazeeeee
9 months ago
This is my first and last “tweet” about the inauguration. *clears throat* I won’t be watching that shit lol
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