living with roommates is half of the time an awful nightmare and the other half of the time it’s okay

i have been dedicating a few days to regulating my nervous system

kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

It’s so weird when other people’s alcoholism is ruining my life

Good night, friends. ⭐️

for the love of god stop letting me drink coffee. Having a panic attack on the toilet at 11:15 am. documenting this in case i die of a heart attack

deleted fb and rejoined for marketplace, other apps need to integrate this so i can delete fb for good

hearing about my OPP is advocating for generative Ai really is the icing on the cake man. Of course the thief would use the thief software

i need to be held like in a cocoon of some sorts maybe

i do not recommend being friends with or befriending jealous women

my partner is starting estrogen TODAY!!!!! 🎈🎂🎉

Contrapoints is the cringiest person ever

Fuck transphobes for making me think this much about sports, a pastime I've been assiduously avoiding since I got boobs and quit gymnastics in sixth grade

Already tired

Not my old roommate threatening to sue me for emotional damages …..

"Oh it's not a smart business move" The moment I start caring about Business is the day I need to be put down

Dating someone pre transition is like the worst thing ever jesus christ bro please take some estrogen or im gonna off myself

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

me and grey are calling my insurance approved breast reduction my “temu top surgery”

You hate porn because of bs religious shame. I hate porn because all of it addresses the viewer with male forms of address and I don’t like to be misgendered when I’m trying to get off. We are not the same.

the walkablity of seattle is really throwing me for a loop. so far i've done 95% of traveling by foot or bus. the scale is so tiny i keep getting surprised by how close everything is. it's amazing.

i would like to crawl into the dirt and let the bugs eat me

They should invent a job that doesn't slowly kill you

Not my roommate getting up to turn the AC down when the house is at 63 degrees from the windows being open 😭

My breakfast this morning is very "The Gentleman pirate I presume?"

melting glass lamp

I'm gonna have sex with even more autistic women to spite rfk

HELL YEAH BROTHER

telling everyone at work that insurance approved my breast reduction and all the guys are like “so why are you doing that?” and all the women are like “hell yeah brother” lol

Don’t shame people for not immediately reading all the books they buy. Some books aren’t made to be ready right away, okay? Some books need time to mature. Some books need to cure for a while. Some books are prosciutto, and don’t you forget it.

You can have a parasocial relationship with me, as a treat

When I say you don’t have to worry about microplastics in your brain I mean that there is much stronger evidence that you should be worrying about other things that you don’t ever think about, like the draining of peatlands for agriculture, and things that you think about all the time, like fascism.

the sparrows have been very unfair to us

im not goth but my favorite bird is the mourning dove

it rly is just a big joke. being a creative person w a mental illness. i’m sure some of u can relate

explaining to american children their father died: imagine a dead burger

my cat has too much testosterone in his system lol