we had exactly one trick or treater this year and it was a preteen dressed up as jake from state farm, who is apparently relevant again

My dentist noted how good my teeth looked at my appointment this week, so I guess at least one person is happy about me removing sugar from my diet

Bless the zookeepers giving their animals pumpkins to play with and gnaw on, and bless them twice for posting vids of it online, amen 🙏

i posted an old family photo from like a century ago on reddit and the first comment is someone saying my relatives look inbred because they all have the same face 💀👍 wonderful place

No feeling quite like going to a protest and running into your sixty five year old therapist

I can't believe the gov is still shut down lol

The man who invented fettuccine alfredo

Less romance, more weird monsters

10 year old me would be so confused by katy perry hooking up with justin trudeau

currently have 7 books on hold at the library, cant wait for them all to process at once

i spent $7 on cherries today i love being an adult

It is wrong to blame an attack on a synagogue on Yom Kippur on Jewish support for Israel, and it is equally wrong to blame it on Muslim immigration to the UK. We can't give in to mutual hate. Be better, everyone.

Nothing like Yom Kippur to bring into depressing focus how little white clothing you own

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

CELEBRITIES ARE FINALLY STEPPING UP!!!! Led by Jane Fonda hundreds in Hollywood are re-launching the McCarthy era “committee for the first amendment” I have been waiting for this moment. This should be one of the top two biggest stories of the day! Help me make sure it is!

Super cool that the government has just shut down for the fourth time in my life, and I'm only twenty three

i love mourning doves, but they all have extreme 'no thoughts, head empty' vibes

I miss hot pockets

Gotta say, that pizza I had tonight was not good enough to justify what it did to my digestive system

I'd be so powerful if I could digest legumes

Would like to personally thank my email's "schedule send" feature for making me look more like a competent adult and not the sort of person sending emails at 2AM

Grocery store I applied to, yesterday: 'we'll call you back tomorrow to let you know about an interview' Grocery store I applied to, today: 🦗 🦗 🦗

i love having adhd because if i'm even slightly tired and i take my stimulants i get like 5x more tired

I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING

i love totally missing a minor cultural event and then wondering why the hell people are casually talking about sandwich throwing

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my new meds make my scalp/head tingle and it's a solidly F tier feeling

Just saw Taylor Swift's new album cover. Wish I hadn't.

I can't believe that some people looked at the literal sex offender and thought, "Yeah, more of that, actually."

tummy hurt

i think we underestimate how the combination of engagement-bait social media and cheap sensationalist tv (ancient aliens, etc.) has caused a significant swath of the public to see almost everything as a conspiracy and that’s going to need to be tackled if we’re to have any hope of a better world

Behold, a woman!

I love being 23 because someone I know from college just posted that she got engaged, and meanwhile, the highlight of my week was the bus route being moved to stop across the street from my house

My cat talks a lot of shit for someone who eats dust bunnies from under the couch for fun

Well, it's been two months, and I can confidently say that the answer is both

I installed a camera to see what was going on with our water feature that kept being taken apart at night (I recently filled it with rocks with a central fountain so it wouldn’t be constantly muddy), figuring I’d see a raccoon. I hadn’t expected an all-night pool party! 😂 Mystery solved! ⛲️🦝🦝🦝🦝

Can't wait to have my symptoms ignored by a human AND a hallucinating robot

First day of licensed driving, got flipped off and honked at by some middle aged lady in a Tesla who cut me off as I was very obviously trying to exit a parking lot

Concept: a person named Peggy, but it's short for JPEG

On the eve of his retirement, Dick Durbin has finally lived up to his name and grown a pair of balls

About to start cooking the almond flour equivalent of hardtack. I love my diet.

It is my right as an American to have questionable stuff in my body

I'm 23 and I don't even feel like I should be in charge of a retail job, let alone an entire country

you do not under any circumstances "gotta hand it to" marjorie taylor greene just FYI

Went to see the new Superman movie with my friend and I couldn't take Lex Luthor seriously because he looked too much like Pitbull

My dad told me that his friend who did Obama's logo in 2008 can't get a job in design either, and I think it was supposed to make me feel better, but it mostly just makes me feel worse because I'm competing against the guy who did Obama's logo in trying to get a job 😭

Currently feeling a heavy dose of Strong Existential Dread while reading Coup de Grâce by @sofiaajram.bsky.social 🥰

I was at a small local protest today, and this old lady struck up a conversation with me about how stressed she is by the absolute state of politics and our futures, but finished her rant with “but it’s not like I’ll be alive to see it”

did y'all know that if you spend enough time photograping red winged blackbirds they WILL think you're trying to fuck