There's a countywide nature photo contest where I live, and some guy submitted a photo of cicadas getting laid

great that we live in a timeline where the us president is harassing the pope on diet-twitter

i refuse to leave bsky because i cannot get my daily dose of joyce carol oates-posting anywhere else

Me: Why does this cheese grater have a warning about sharp blades on it? Everyone knows what a grater does Me, thirty seconds later: *grates my own thumb*

for your consideration: leg

Paid real American dollars today for a mechanic to remove mystery goop from inside my car's tire

I love how my mom seems to think I can just go somewhere and annoy them into hiring me

An American kestrel perches on an "IMPORTANT BIRD AREA" sign in the Montrose Beach Dunes.

I read Molly Ringwald's memoir as a bored nine year old and I honestly think the ghost of that experience is why part of me still struggles to pick up memoirs

i asked my grandma what she was listening to on her phone because it was making weird noises and she told me "the internet"

Since it is TDOV and I am apparently back on here, please enjoy a short sampling of my 5 favorite books from trans authors I read in 2025: One of the Boys by Victoria Zeller: Trans teenager and former football player Grace Woodhouse comes out of retirement to help her old teammates

The 2026 Ursula K Le Guin fiction prize judges include both Fonda Lee AND Darcie Little Badger??? In AWE. Whoever wins is going straight to the top of my TBR.

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I'm just the way God made me: Wrong.

one of my most indecipherable comics, in honor of the latest episode of the Extremely Accurate Bird Songs podcast — a deep dive into the Eastern Wood-pewee (which we gave a Kenny Loggins-style anthem) lnk.to/extremelyacc... (With special guests @birdsofafeatherpod.bsky.social !)

ill never understand this need from both left and right for there to be some master manipulator behind everything. sometimes politicians are just really shitty and they arent being paid off or blackmailed to do so. they just suck.

Love to see all the people shitting on Daniel Biss for being a milquetoast centrist because it tells me they have absolutely no idea what he stands for. I'm not in love with the guy or anything, but let's be honest here.

See y'all in six business months when my hold for this book comes through

i love how like 90% of the jobs in my area are just absolute bullshit

Sometimes I forget that if there's a book i really liked i can just ask my library to get it too, so i can share the whimsy

the way some customers at work act about my folding makes me feel like they're not washing their clothes before wearing them

Was reading about the NYC mayoral election before bed last night, and I was so tired I read Zohran as Zofran

we had exactly one trick or treater this year and it was a preteen dressed up as jake from state farm, who is apparently relevant again

My dentist noted how good my teeth looked at my appointment this week, so I guess at least one person is happy about me removing sugar from my diet

Bless the zookeepers giving their animals pumpkins to play with and gnaw on, and bless them twice for posting vids of it online, amen 🙏

No feeling quite like going to a protest and running into your sixty five year old therapist

I can't believe the gov is still shut down lol

The man who invented fettuccine alfredo

Less romance, more weird monsters

10 year old me would be so confused by katy perry hooking up with justin trudeau

currently have 7 books on hold at the library, cant wait for them all to process at once

i spent $7 on cherries today i love being an adult

It is wrong to blame an attack on a synagogue on Yom Kippur on Jewish support for Israel, and it is equally wrong to blame it on Muslim immigration to the UK. We can't give in to mutual hate. Be better, everyone.

Nothing like Yom Kippur to bring into depressing focus how little white clothing you own

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feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

CELEBRITIES ARE FINALLY STEPPING UP!!!! Led by Jane Fonda hundreds in Hollywood are re-launching the McCarthy era “committee for the first amendment” I have been waiting for this moment. This should be one of the top two biggest stories of the day! Help me make sure it is!

Super cool that the government has just shut down for the fourth time in my life, and I'm only twenty three

i love mourning doves, but they all have extreme 'no thoughts, head empty' vibes

I miss hot pockets

Gotta say, that pizza I had tonight was not good enough to justify what it did to my digestive system

I'd be so powerful if I could digest legumes

Would like to personally thank my email's "schedule send" feature for making me look more like a competent adult and not the sort of person sending emails at 2AM

Grocery store I applied to, yesterday: 'we'll call you back tomorrow to let you know about an interview' Grocery store I applied to, today: 🦗 🦗 🦗

i love having adhd because if i'm even slightly tired and i take my stimulants i get like 5x more tired

I will not go quietly into that night! I will BITCH and MOAN and be SO IRRITATING

i love totally missing a minor cultural event and then wondering why the hell people are casually talking about sandwich throwing

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my new meds make my scalp/head tingle and it's a solidly F tier feeling