Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

At least Google is still good for finding out if random words that pop into my head have ever been thought up before

every "AI automation" thing ends up being one of those Flintstones dinosaurs staring at the camera going "well, it's a living ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Hi, I’m Todd MacFarlane. Have you ever imagined what it would be like if you found yourself living in a shotgun shack? Perhaps another part of the world, in a large automobile? A man named Al Simmons did. He’ll have the rest of eternity to wonder how he got there Now Spawn, so turn off your lights.

My true passion is lying online

❤️

"She was great on ED!" I say into the void.

this is a ridiculous sentence.

Outlook had been down since 2pm and I didn't notice until 4 lol

@briannov.bsky.social I may be looking to play a good Nintendo platformer again and actually power up the Switch 2 since July. Post-Mario Odyssey, would Wonder be the way to go?

I know we’re all reacting to Oscar noms, but “Heated Rivalry leads tapped as Olympic torchbearers” was not a headline I thought I’d ever read in my lifetime

it was franken-*fine*.

Jessi just told me to google the Montreal HEATED RIVALRY logo and I am inconsolable

nw

trying to live through whatever *This* is means i just do not care anymore what you like putting on your hot dogs. you like ketchup? go ahead, i'm glad you enjoy it. i hope we can be friends to a ripe old age and continue eating hot dogs, man.

What To Know About Season 2 Of ‘The Pitt’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-season-2-of-the-pitt/

bring back the days of 80s/90s HK movies where every character's English-translated name was either "Tequila!" or "Mosquito!" or "Mung Bean!"

Trying to explain the concept of “a mortgage” to this absolute piece of work

How I can tell the movie isn't hitting..

@jessidee.bsky.social does this make you want to watch it more?

Gonna pass on that, FB

1982 Peter Weller looks like Austin Butler

A touching tribute to Mike F

@briannov.bsky.social Brian, how are you doing lately, my friend? How are you feeling this Star Wars news?

Ok

she should recreate this

I need THE PITT season 2 to Fix Me.

Woo Parker Posey! Likely due to my brief but intense Hal Hartley phase.

I got this from a gashapon

I don't know what this word means and I have no way of finding out.

One of my Seoul goals was to find a physical media shop and snag some unique steelbooks or harder-to-find blus. This tiny store at Techno Mart was a goldmine. It's owned by this soft-spoken lady who loved movies. Wish I had more time and an extra suitcase. Now to buy a region-free player...

Love to land an hour before taking off.

Our sweet little Trixie the tabby cat is still in the wild here in the Ormewood Park/Glenwood Park neighborhood of #Atlanta… last seen Sunday morning. Please be on the lookout or RT, and contact me if you think you may have seen her. 🙏😿 She is a chipped, indoor cat with no collar.

Fav thing about visiting a foreign country is spotting all the ways people flaunt trademark infringement.

This is a model for what actual masculinity should be. Men don’t need to spend more time in caves beating their chests with other men; they need to take their daughters to a meaningful thing and talk to them about it. Relatedly I think the biggest cure for toxic masculinity is platonic women friends

Alright, I'm back on the side of leaving in "Is she aware her daughter is alive?" Is Good Actually.

feels good.

my only #TheForceAwakens memory is being jobless and having all that free time to go to the theater super early and save seats

her shield stops the quick strike, while the slow blade may pass

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

I told @jessidee.bsky.social that my Spotify wrapped this year was going to be weird and sure enough..

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

I hope Darlene Love has earned a shit-ton of royalty money over the decades.

🤔

I'm a fiend for zero sugar mojito flavor.

It's like when you drive by a dingy motel that still has the "We have HBO" sign.