when you type kill in the console in a source engine game

Officials in Sumner County, TN are removing the Charlie Kirk Memorial Highway signs from Vietnam Veterans Boulevard after vets said they were never consulted and that the honor for the 25 locals killed in Vietnam was being overshadowed.

mfw I have 42 charges against me, including multiple "offences relating to indecent images of a child and extreme pornography"

Preds are exactly average here too damn 😔

Nothing makes me feel more like I’m home than positive lightning rumbling over the hills in the dead of night.

[jerk off motion so powerful that I am physically debilitated for the remainder of my life]

the far-right’s love affair with eastern orthodoxy is endlessly fascinating to me, in part because they’re so incredibly lazy and noncommittal about it they want something “trad” and they’re trying to be hipsters about it but don’t want to actually go all-in because it might alienate evangelicals

Lindsey Graham told staffers he wasn't feeling well Saturday night, but delayed getting treatment so he could go on Meet the Press the next morning. The guy might have died because he didn't want to give up a TV hit. No conspiracy theory necessary. www.patreon.com/MikeRothschi...

*DOJ INVESTIGATING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST UAW PRESIDENT SHAWN FAIN

The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.

Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.

Wild that a key vector for conspiracy theories about Graham’s death would be this guy, the financier grandson of Earl Browder, the former head of the American Communist Party. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Br...

Vaxxed?

Standing around at the park and there are parents nearby talking about DCS and buying a HOTAS and it’s sickening! We’re in public!

Listening. Learning.

10000% bsky.app/profile/bria...

This is actually just how she eats, crushing her food and throwing it on the table like a toddler still figuring out how hands work.

In the woods near Nashville this morning:

yeah with a ouija board

and how about "The Cyclops"

Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

His favorite Final Fantasy is Type-0

Jackpot

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

Man, these trolley problems are getting really elaborate.

It's good that there's a growing wedge within the GOP but it's bad that a big part of it is just fucking antisemitism.

Yeah, I love JCO Jer Cing Off

What. A. Game. An absolute World Cup classic. Messi better give Vozinha his shirt, he earned it. Incredible. Thank you Capo Verde ❤️

Other anti-vaxxers have picked up the narrative and are framing the two first-degree murder charges (which require premeditation) as a conspiracy. Steve Kirsch, for example, wrote, “This may be the best reason for not vaccinating your kids: to avoid being charged with first degree murder.”

The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.

Unicorn Overlord is very cool. This is largely because George Kamitani is one of the horniest human beings currently alive.

I did not think I would find out about a TDR design project I’ve never heard of in 2026 but here we are.

Don't do any of this.

Oh god, are they teeing up character chat bots for him to talk to?

NEW: I wrote about yesterday's very odd and frustratingly pointless MKUltra hearing. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Don't do any of this.

It’s easy to dunk on this, but he was actually trying to spell Tennessee and got it really, really wrong.

The Totally Normal Guy Club

Every year around March I get to explain to at least one co-worker about Shen Yun’s ties to global “anti-communist” psychos because they try to drop off pamphlets here and every time I have to emphasize, no, this is actually real.

This joke sucks but I’m trying to distract myself from the fact the “weather weapons” people are already pouncing on the Caracas earthquake

a sorely needed new source of soy to force-fem our brave american troops thank you mr president 🫡

new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective

This might be a little extreme for some of you, but I think Rockstar should go all out in GTA6. It should have big guns and explosive rockets and also they should let you fuck an airplane

What is Ezra Klein’s social credit score? I *have* to know.

here's a wakeup alarm for my flight friends (DO NOT USE IN AIRCRAFT)

Our beautiful President is giving out free Gatorade in DC today. All true patriots should take a big ol gulp to show how much they love their country. 🫡🇺🇸

The lessons to draw from this war were knowable before it began, and the people who started it will remain just as impervious to learning from its aftermath.

To put it another way, I think Musk’s purchase of Twitter has helped reify the vague pundit instinct that Trump in some way channels the will of an inchoate true Volk, because now the voice of the Volk speaks through X, the everything app

Love too pursue fascism as a metapolitical project, attempting to control politics by controlling the culture, and then not have a culture.