Time for my SOTA (State Of The Administration) address

im watching joe dirt til im charged

putting bulls/hornets on split view

Megan Thee State of the Union

hockey is the fascist sport now, no way around it

watching the state of da union on pbs because i am woke.

no one asked but 1. Til the End of the Day 2. Sweet Lady Genevieve 3. Supersonic Rocket Ship 4. Oklahoma USA 5. Underneath the Neon Sign

reading the news before bed 👍🏼

thundering up

strip law rules

bouba kiki

again I am reminded of how world historically problematic it is that this man is so fucking funny

tha nite uv da hunta

Margaritaville gained a real pimp today. Peace to the infinite soul of Frederick Wiseman

jaime foxx slow jams voice:

rolling up to the alcoholics anonymous meeting listening to lord jah-monte ogbon

As soon as white people enter trader Joes they lose all fear

Stupid Guy’s Stupid Idea Takes Backseat to Different Stupid Idea

Seahawks 31 Patriots 10 Game is over by halftime and daddy gets to go to bed after bad bunny (:

I will unapologetically remain a Green Day fan sorry 2 all my haters

no one ever talks about the good bunny ):

reading excerpts from my new book at the onetaste erotic open mic nite and honestly getting a pretty good reception 😎

Soup In Bowl

the thunder lost ):

Thundering up

ICYMI: I executive-produced (and appeared on) a benefit compilation of trans girls doing all of Blink-182's ENEMA OF THE STATE!!!! @emdashreed.bsky.social and @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social released it yesterday IT'S FUCKING GREAT, and all proceeds go to @translifeline.org!!! Listen and buy now!!!

Guy who joined ICE as punishment for getting last place in his fantasy football league.

My Butthole Valentine

GUY WHO INVENTED THE BOARD GAME CHECKERS: I am breaking my silence to finally address and deny the many credible accusations of rape and sexual assault made against me, and also to announce my new project: Checkers 2! A new way to play the game "checkers"!

none of these are me.

Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez

Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...

Shrek and donkey oral sex

congragulations

know who you didnt see in the epstein files? thats right. walter

footage released of jeffrey epstein's final xbox live message

there is only one football game happening in the next seven months

the thunder are losing to the timberwolves in solidarity

this rules

i have something very important from damar hamlin’s IG to show you

folks………. its good

who da fuk is going to pay for pitchfork???

forty seven percent of white people is still crazy tho

greg bovino going out like hemingway, drunkenly toying with the trigger on his gun, seeing how far it will go before it fires, every night over and over putting the gun to his head and pulling the trigger a millimeter tighter until one day he pulls it too far

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

borat voice: bari weiss