James D'Arcy will return as JARVIS in human form in ‘VISIONQUEST.’

Cis-Siberian Orchestra

there is no more baseball

@dude.computer deleted his tweet but here is my funny reply anyway hand up: i just gotta start my day with wake up with barstool. its got all my favorite guys. Fart Pete, Dog Doug, Mr. 18 Holes, and four Boston sports fans who wear polos that match the colors of the pac man ghosts

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run? ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's. They do not score.

i, walter, am staying up late to watch game five of the alds

everyone should do this and look at the picture

Sir Keir's Bill Clinton moment: "Yes, I've accessed saucy images before, but let me be clear: I have never in my life 'had a wank'."

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(in that commercial guy VO voice) EA SPORTS: its in the game. and also we are responsible for the september eleventh plane attack on new york city

damn eddie george really just did a bunch of fucking sidequests before getting back into football huh

i (walter) am in antifa.

lfg

obviously high employee at this ATT is talking about how dope it is to take pictures of the moon with the new iphones camera. give this man a promotion

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if i see travis hunter or pete hegseth its on sight

rizzed up like my man wall-e

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

Charlamagne Tha God declared Nicki Minaj The Breakfast Club’s Donkey of the Day this past Thursday amid her ongoing public feud with Cardi B.

Barebacking John Malkovich

Skeptical of these reports of IDF brutalizing and humiliating Greta Thunberg and keeping her in inhuman conditions. I mean she’s not a six-year-old Palestinian girl.

rich homie cartel in the rose garden

to the tune of paperback writer: crazy rich asians

heres to feeling good all the time

Obviously, this is loser shit, but I think AI has really cemented itself as the visual language of fascism. It's anti-human, flattened, uninteresting, and cheap. It's like looking at a Potemkin Village and thinking that's the same as architecture.

very excited to be seeing @theonion.com’s stuff in a theatre

real whoever wins we lose situation going on here in this yankees red sox game. sort of like both sides are very evil and theres no real hope or joy to be found in watching this and yet here i sit. if only there was a contemporary political analog for this

no one ever talks about the good bunny ):

Lamar Jackson, u are da “Hoe of the Week”

go chiefs

Bob Dylan voice: who framed roger rabbit

one battle after another………. its good

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

“No, this is a movie with Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson, lots of couples are goin to this movie”

Walter here. Still no mention of me in da Epstein files if ur curious (:

getting da new iphone tomorrow due to my cishet privilege

PSH on his Costanza shit in 25th Hour

First, they came for the Hardees and I did not speak out

They turned da hardees into a weed store

theyre calling him the toilet man, and we love him very much

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

👇🏼liar

This guy was my coworker for awhile until he got fired for clogging the toilet and bragging to everyone about it