Told the receptionist at the Dr. office that I was born in '66. Receptionist: 1966? Me: No, 1866. I was born right after the Civil War and I'm 160 years old. That's why I scheduled an appointment with the doctor...

As a regular dude reading Russian Telegram channels for cyber and malware tips... this is the first time in 4 years I've seen Russians actually angry at a strike. It's basically "we wasted an expensive missile on a random no-name town" First time I see criticism of military strikes in the open too

Setting up Windows 98

Donald Trump promised the war in Iran would end with unconditional surrender. But he never said which country would do the surrendering.

I had a dream the other night that I invested a billion dollars into an Ai datacenter. One day an arborist and his crew cut down a tree that went smashing into my datacenter destroying millions of dollars worth of IT infrastructure. I angrily confronted the arborist and he fought me.

Oh my fucking god I thought they made this up. They did not. I just tried it myself

Oh, wow. Microsoft now allows for Malware/Phishing in their curated Ads for Outlook (not Spam folder but Inbox). This is quite a bad look 👀

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terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

None of this makes any sense lol 🤷‍♂️ www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

I’m going to confess that I love using coding LLMs. It’s basically taken software development from “cool ideas I don’t have time for” to “let’s throw together a prototype.” But I also don’t think anyone’s reviewing the production code they’re producing, at least not thoroughly.

If confirmed, this would be very good news: Germany turning away from #Palantir. After Switzerland did the same. Now all other European countries should follow, Palantir is a threat to our security and our democracy. www.dw.com/en/german-in... @deutschewelle.dw.com

Doozy of a Patch Tuesday includes 30 critical Microsoft CVEs

Been waiting foreverrrrrr 🥺

sigh ok kids, vibe coding STILL requires vibe-planning and vibe-testing and vibe-UAT before you can vibe-push to vibe-PROD.

You can also play the games online at epicfurious.com, according to Secret Handshake. From the group: "Just to save you time, the only way you can lose is by trying to hold Melania's hand. But its the Middle East, so you can't win either."/

I really feel this is the wildest story of 2026 so far. Everything is so unhinged and ridiculous. www.cbc.ca/news/world/d...

Good luck everyone.

Welcome back to Canada, President Obama. Thank you for joining us in Toronto for important conversations on how we can build a better and more just future — and empower more people to build with us.

LOOK ATHIS KITTY I PETTED TODAY. ITS SO LITTLE AND SMELLS LIKE A SUGAR COOKIE FACTORY 🥰 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

well, well, well disinfowatch.org/foreign-inte...

Imagine having all the money and still being a total loser.

This cracks me up because kids just think up these things so brilliantly, but also this proves that age verification laws are complete dogshit and don't even work.

Oh my.

High fatality rate. Scary stuff.

"Ai HAs RuiNeD soCial MedIA. I can'T teLL what's ReaL and WHat iSn't"

Pulling troops out of Europe? Not a smart move…I know, because I was involved the last time we did it. My latest in @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/the-last-t...

it’s always a great day to say fuck this shit

Microsoft's patch for a 0-day exploited by Russian spies fell short. Another Windows flaw is under attack

God I'm amazing. Truly.

You really cannot overestimate the level of status trauma a lot of white Americans experienced at the election of Barack Obama and how much of our politics is still influenced by it bsky.app/profile/beau...

I think people are seeing how readily the right is capitalizing on what happened and assuming then they must've played a role in making it happen. There's just no need for conspiracy theories here just because the crazies on the other side are running wild in the aftermath.

Desperate times, innit. I recently completed a personal mATX build and paid $700 for $200 sticks of 32GB. Effectively a $500 Ai tax during this Ai induced RAM crisis (that's also now affecting SSDs). Coincidently, I used an Ai side hustle to pay for this insanely price-inflated build.

This is insane. I wonder what it'll be like when prediction markets bet on when Trump uses nukes and we all just end our existence all ironically. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/n...

The streamer's father was abducted by a group posing as Amazon delivery workers

In a nutshell. 😊

Glorious.

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it is a little odd how conservatives are just casually discussing if the president of the united states is the antichrist

One would expect Canada's head of state (King Charles) to take this opportunity to remind Americans not to invade us.

Notifications for deleted shouldn't remain in any OS notification database, and we've asked Apple to address this. In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications. Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”

All I wanna do is pet cats and eat sushi.

Obama’s nuclear deal took 100s of hours of negotiations. Large teams, with nuclear experts, working line by line. Vance thought he and two real estate guys could roll in and use leverage they don’t have, with the aura of a diplomatic superpower they no longer are. Schooled.

After almost twenty years on the platform, EFF is logging off of X. This isn’t a decision we made lightly, but it might be overdue. 🧵 (1/5) www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

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unsurprisingly, this is just AWS shitting the bed again maybe letting one company host the whole internet isn't a great idea