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Memento mori….

Your daily calm.

So excited to find @grindrod.bsky.social on Audible, reading his own works. For when the existing episode of Monstrosities Mon Amour aren’t enough!

Amazing to think how it must have been at New Year, 2,025 years ago, flipping over all the old calendars to use again, getting used to the number going up instead of down. And poor Mary and Joseph probably didn't even celebrate because they had a week-old baby who hadn't even had any presents yet.

When you’re a murderous warmongering kleptocrat, but your cheek contour game is on point… www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-n...

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

The old "⚠Invalid Handle" glitch seems to have made a return (seen a few profiles tagged with it today) so bringing this back...

So happy my first dahlia flower opened today here in Seaford Melbourne. I’m love these flowers and they just keep giving. #dahlia #tubers #lovemygardem ##hygge #home

I used to regularly receive e-mails from a private jet company that I'm, like, 95% sure were intended for Tom Hanks.

Can someone let the moaning numpties at the Fail comments section know that “Mavis whose volunteered for 25 years” hasn’t been overlooked in favour of Sir Idris because of wokery but probably because no-one thought to put her forward… Anyone can nominate for an honour chums: www.gov.uk/honours

Sometimes, life calls for a Christmas kitten. Meet Ziggy Stardust 🎄💫

First Christmas with the kitten and... #caturday

I'm absolutely fine with these manopshere influencers indulging their fantasies of machismo and being 'alphas' if it leads to them getting in the ring with actual athletes and suffering severe brain damage. Keep it coming, dipshits.

The most quietly savage put-down I’ve come across from Venezuelan Spanish is la inteligencia los persigue, ellos son más rápidoso. It means “intelligence is chasing them, but they are faster.”

👇🏽 🎯

Sabrina Carpenter responds to the WH stealing her song to use as background music in a montage of ICE arrests.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off was the opposite: it was going to be a Christmas movie right up until the first day of shooting, when co-star Mia Sara pointed out that a high school student wouldn't have to play hooky during the holidays.

1778) Whambot. Plays you the video for the 1984 Wham! single "Last Christmas".

Even now, thinking about himself

In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.

He wasn’t sanctioned for what he said - he was sanctioned for what he didn’t do. He left a member of his crew to the mercy of sexist bullies. He got a final written warning for not being a leader. This isnt about his thoughts on the word “fireman” … www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Rachel Reeves says there’s a “hole” in the public finances. A new decade-long Brexit study explains it: a 6–8% hit to GDP – that's £180bn-£240bn a year – means less tax, less investment and less money for everything else. Brexit made Britain poorer. Much poorer.

First (UK) batch has been ordered from the print shop! Thanks to everyone who has bought one so far!

If the Morrisons cafe breakfast experience isn’t the embodiment of the negative experience of living in the UK I don’t know what is. A depressingly confusing self service experience that costs more than it used to & is far less joyful than memory describes. I regret this morning’s decision making.

1429) Vonbot. Mysterious European aristocratbot who's very keen to have you for dinner in its unnecessarily large gothic mansion. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

This strikes me as pretty bad

Wanna learn more about the pastor in this photo? I talked to him yesterday. He's currently part of a lawsuit against DHS, in part due to this exact moment: religionnews.com/2025/10/07/i...

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

932) Minotaurbot. Bovine robot pal who isn't very good at finding its way out of mazes. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

There’s a part of me that wonders…if they get into government will they realise that Brexit may need reversing……..

On Yom Kippur many Jewish people in Britain have their phones off to mark the holy day. As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time. At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.

Some of the comments on here regarding today’s awful events in Manchester make me sick. If you think British Jews are responsible for the actions of Netanyahu then you share the same platform as those who think British Muslims are responsible for the actions of ISIS. Awful awful people

RIP Jane Goodall (1934-2025)

A reminder of the complex hierarchies in canine society

The Portland mark of resistance…

Brain break

🧡💚🩵💜

You really can’t make this shit up… Is there no end to what they’ll do to enrich themselves? Money truly is the root of all evil.

Young people say rising bills stopping them moving out. Low wages, insecure jobs and high cost of living. High rents and property prices; water and energy bills, council tax and insurance. Little chance of savings. No govt curbs profiteering.

This 👇 #TrumpSpeech

Excellent. How many times will they be told the rapture is happening before they realise maybe it’s already happened & maybe, just maybe, being focussed on how good you are rather than how much good you can do isn’t it. You’ve been left behind & were found wanting…. Now settle in with us heathens.

Autumn Storm, Dunstanburgh Diptych ( click to enlarge) Two acrylic paintings, each measuring 20x 15 x 4 cms. For sale with 25% of price going to @newcastlefoodbank.org Details from www.mickoxley.com/gallery/orig...

An overseas A&E doctor who has trained and worked in the UK for a decade has said she is 'appalled' by Nigel Farage’s plan to scrap indefinite leave to remain if Reform is elected www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Just to be clear: - Paracetamol does not cause autism. - Sadiq Khan is not introducing Sharia law in the UK - We do not have a massive free speech problem here. - Britain is not on the verge of civil war. These are not controversial subjects or contested, they're just not true.

Taking official photos of my chocolates for the website is always tricky. They are so shiny you can always see reflections, and without fancy equipment it’s a game of trial and error. In this one, you can actually spot what a chocolate sees in the final moments before I eat it.

I will repost this EVERY TIME I SEE IT 🐅❤️