Because fuck your driveway, that’s why.

Now this sort of pastry is more like it!!

Not sure I’d enjoy this.

I’mma take my burger and go over there now.

Today's cartoon by Drew Sheneman. "For as long as Donald Trump has been in the public eye he’s been desperate for acceptance... You know it chaps his ass that nobody wants to play his concert."

I snort-laughed.

Dance Party!!! Wordle 1,810 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Perfect.

Where tf is Anonymous??? Why won’t they just shut this shit down?? All of it. F’ing nuke it.

Where tf is Anonymous??? Why won’t they just shut this shit down?? All of it. F’ing nuke it.

Hehe love it! Too bad that team won’t actually win.

Wow. That got awkward fast, even considering the participants.

Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I watched a driver struggle to back a Cybertruck out of a parking spot. There wasn’t enough room behind the vehicle, so they had to make essentially a 20-point turn. It was glorious. I left before the Tesla could burst into flames.

You can think of this as a "reverse" or "turn" strategy. Reversing attention from the distraction & recentering attention on what is essential. Calling out the politics of creating hate-objects & turning attention back to those who profit from the strategy. It's a contrast. Well played. (from March)

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Can I interest you in a moist owlette as a timeline cleanse? This is Sassafras the Eastern Screech Owl from the Cincinnati Zoo (@cincinnatizoo.bsky.social, but via their FB) and I love him very much. Eastern Screech Owls (Megascops asio) are native to eastern North America.

Gaudy, no-class, white trash fuckstick.

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Not the happiest I’ve been on these. Wordle 1,806 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

White Charcuterie. Wow. Most albino non-gangster gangster name ever.

Travel Queen gonna travel!

I just saw The Mandalorian And Grogu, and regardless of my opinions about it, this father/child duo was very cute to see

Five-spot? Yup. Wordle 1,804 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Five continues to be my sweet spot, apparently. At least I get a nice staircase effect. Wordle 1,803 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Can you give me directions to Walter Reed?

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That is. That IS how it's done. Wordle 1,801 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

This is my undisappointed face.

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The individual below has it right. Very right.

You wanna build a data center? Fine Power it with your own solar/wind Cool it with seawater filtered through your own desalination plant You will be required to fund and build the complete infrastructure needed for the product that makes you billions of dollars and fucks the surrounding communities🖕

Everyone: Follow @bodegacats.bsky.social , for goodness sakes, and like all their photos!!!

Wordle-bot say "impressive." I say it sure is. Wordle 1,800 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oh lawdy, how many different memes we gonna get outta this??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love visuals that show what's actually happening. I wish our military would save us, but I'm starting to think that won't happen.

hehe... For the trans/nonbinary folks in the crowd.

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I thought my Berliners-at-heart compadres might find this interesting.

Happy Harvey Milk Day everyone!

At try four I *knew* it was going to be what the final answer was, but nooooo, I just had to try to outthink them and assume they wouldn't go with the obvious. They went with the obvious. Wordle 1,798 5/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Pulled that out of ass. Wordle 1,796 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Well, I'll be! Wordle 1,795 3/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I really don’t think I want to live here anymore. And that makes me indescribably sad.

The only unrealistic thing here is that the kid would never have been able to get that close to elongate muskox or any other billionaire.