He's gonna blame The Central Park Five. whyy.org/articles/cen...

"In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls." ~Lenny Bruce If there *were* any justice, Trump would have been arrested years ago for the crime of embarrassing the U.S.A.

And if that doesn't work, there's always the Central Park Five to accuse. One of Trump's favorite classic targets. themindshield.com/jeanine-pirr...

Cartoon by John Deering

Whoa. What?! Just like that??

Republicans only care about the national debt when Dems are in power. 🙄

Republicans always add to the debt while Dems work to reduce the debt…been that way for 50+ years. Trump’s numbers though are the reason other societies collapse and America is next

"My popularity is none of your concern. I suggest you focus on yours.” --Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni

See the difference?

I hear it’s a literary triumph. #Algae 🦠

Very evolved algae. 😉😁

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

Oh swell. A pissing match between the leaders of Iran and the U.S. Tell me again why women can't be president because they're too emotional. . . ?

⚠️ WARNING: ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.

How it should be and it is the best.

An Amazing Accomplishment 😊 BREAKING NEWS: None of the four living former U.S. presidents fell asleep during the grand opening of the Obama Presidential Center.

Stefon: “It’s the hottest place in DC right now. It has everything. Water like curdled pea soup. Bigger paint chips than a 1960s tenement. An angry orange man yelling, ‘Find the vandals!’ Fish and birds floating upside-down from hydrogen peroxide poisoning. And the smell of a mossy urinal.”

‪ We already know this, Sen. Murphy. What we'd like to see you post is what you and the rest of Congress are going to do to claw back the ill-gotten gains of Trump and his crime family once he is out of office, and how you will return those billions of $$ to Americans for their benefit.

This is some bs themindshield.com/former-olymp...

I'm currently making my way through all seasons of "Boston Legal," and I gotta say: every time I read one of Agent Orange's recent tweets, I hear it in the voice of egotistical, completely clueless, unjustifiably confident Denny Crane (William Shatner).

She was whipped by men whose religion, which was created by other men, doesn't think men have the self-control not to be tempted to assault her if they simply see her hair. Seems that the wrong people are being whipped.

The MAGAts "can't call Talarico a man," deny Michelle Obama is a woman, and are terrified of trans people, but they expect the U.S. to let them set the country's moral compass. Cannot WAIT to take them down at the polls this November and again in 2028.

Their incompetence is breathtaking. TRUMP AIDE 1: "We need at totally non-weird, non-strange, non-bizarre, super-masculine he-man to be our spokesperson to undermine James Talarico." TRUMP AIDE 2: "Is Stephen Miller available?" TRUMP AIDE 1: "Genius!"

Trump is a Schrödinger's President. Simultaneously empty-headed AND full of shit.

That time "God, I can *still* smell him" was said in several languages.

75% of people in France want bullfighting banned! More than 200 activists from PETA France, One Voice Animal, and CRAC Europe took to the streets of Paris because a terrified bull's suffering should never be entertainment. 📸 Thomas Saidi

Thinking of the women of Iran, enduring so much www.independent.co.uk/news/world/m...

It seems that the italian prime minister is pissed off.

Future generations won’t ask what happened. They’ll ask who allowed this.

It would be great to have a smarter tv that lets you switch between apps just by inputting a number. We could call them “channels.”

>>They will see rebound growth within a week or two.<< Highly recommend you read the entire informative post from a scientist who knows what the reflecting pool problem is and how to fix it before the water becomes toxic to people and wildlife.

Netizens, Start your engines. You already know the target and the goal.

“At the G7, they all wanted to have photos taken with me. To make them more popular. They were BEGGING me. Wouldn’t leave me alone. It was embarrassing. So I took pity on all of them and said yes. They're welcome!” —Donald "Nobody Knows More About Popularity Than Me" Trump

Love how they're just minding their business instead of trying to take over protected land in Albania to build a billionaire retreat.

You can feel the drop in IQ points moving from listening to an Obama speech to a trump rant.

Trump's alternative reality: "Men fear me. Women want me." apnews.com/article/trum...

But hey, at least we got a costly war and tariffs nobody wanted and he demolished half the White House and trashed the reflection pool!

Brutal community note

And note -- Trump IS capable of doing a normal handshake without turning it into a wrestling match. I guess you have to be a Special Forces Ranger for Trump not to challenge you.

Pianist is playing a Depression-era song. 😂 Oh, please. . . I hope "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?" is also in the offing

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