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The President's Holiday Post: "Happy Nine-o De Mayo to all my Mexicans! NOBODY knows more about history than TRUMP. Enjoying some DELICIOUS hot wings in my beautiful MAR-A-LAGO grille. (Did you know that means SEA-TO-LAKE?) YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT wishes ALL a GREAT WEEKEND—except for LIBERAL SCUM."

Health News: President Trump Claims Cruise Ship Hantavirus Is "Just Another Democrat Hoax"

Thought For Today: May The Fifth Be With You

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#8647 I saw this cool shell formation on my beach walk...

#michaeljackson #trump Hollywood Report: "Michael" Sets Biopic Opening Weekend Record; Trump Claims Millions Of Illegals Bought Tickets

#ColeTomasAllen Breaking News: Would-Be Assassin Cole Tomas Allen Charged With Putting Last Name First And First Name Last; Spelling Of Middle Name Referred To Grand Jury

Correspondents’ Dinner Update: Cole Tomas Allen's lack of tactical gear suggests he was a mostly non-violent tourist who came to see the hotel and witness history. No one was injured and the only property damage was caused by members of the fake news media scrambling to dive under tables.

White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Update: Mentalist Oz Pearlman Says, "Who Could Have Possibly Predicted This Event Would End So Horrifically?"

#Iran #StraitOfHormuz #MiddleEast Middle East Update: Iran Demands U.S. Regime Change As Condition To Open Strait Of Hormuz

#ICE #ToddLyons ICE Leadership Shakeup: Acting Director Todd Lyons Announces Resignation; Plans To Spend More Time Detaining And Deporting His Family

#PopeLeoXIV #DonaldTrump #J6 #DOJ

#trump #jesus #doctor #pope

#artemis #trump Artemis II Update: The Most Pleasant Part Of A Phone Call From dɯnɹꓕ Is When He Stops Blabbering Incoherently.

thespeciousreport.com/2025/taco-pino.html We'll find out later today if it was another T.A.C.O. Tuesday. Meanwhile, you can play the game: Trump Always Chickens Out President In Name Only

thespeciousreport.com/2026/happy-e... #easter #happyeaster

thespeciousreport.com #nasa #artemis Epic April Fools Prank: NASA Says Artemis II Launch Was A.I. Generated; Hopes Everyone Enjoyed The Spectacle

thespeciousreport.com #whitehouse #donaldtrump #renovations

thespeciousreport.com/2026/yellow-snow.html Late winter blizzards have set records and caused major travel delays.

#tiananmensquare #whitehouserenovations #donaldtrump

#robertmueller #donaldtrump

#robertmueller Robert Mueller Is Dead And dɯnɹꓕ Is Still Alive, Once Again Proving Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt That There Is No God.

#pambondi #stockmarket

#markwaynemullin #mullinconfirmation #kristinoem The names may change, but the meme stays the same:

#trump #iran Little Donnie I-Alone-Can-Fix-It Sez:

Surprise incursion. #oscars #redcarpet #trump

#oscars #academyawards Oscars Brain Teaser: If Michael Moore Gave An Impromptu Anti-War Speech During Tonight's Academy Awards, And This Time He Didn't Get Booed, Would It Be Déjà Vu Or Jamais Vu?

thespeciousreport.com/2025/taco-pi... Now more than ever, we need a T.A.C.O. Tuesday. Trump Always Chickens Out President In Name Only

Breaking News: Kristi Noem's DHS Career Found Lifeless In Rural Gravel Pit; Wooden Grave Marker Declares "Untrainable, Dangerous And Less Than Worthless"

#iran #straitofhormuz #donaldtrump Ya break it, ya own it.

#pambondi #epstein #epsteinfiles Breaking News: Pam "Notebook-Full-Of-Talking-Points-Deflections-And-Snarky-Comebacks" Bondi is Subpoenaed to Testify About AG Office's Handling of Epstein Case thespeciousreport.com

#donaldtrump #iran #traveladvisory

#iran #donaldtrump #boardofpeace Breaking News: Board Of Peace Disbands In Wake Of Iran Attack; Chairman Donald Trump Says "I'm Keeping The Money"

"Our President will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ineffective." —Donald Trump, 2011 Hey, when you're right, you're right.

#epstein #hillaryclinton #laurenboebert Epstein Hearing Controversy: The House Oversight Committee's Closed-Door Meeting Turned Contentious After It Was Learned That Representative Lauren Boebert Leaked Audio Of Hillary Clinton Going To The Bathroom

"These people are crazy. I’m telling you. They’re crazy," Trump said, pointing his finger at Democratic Senators and House members who remained seated. Yeah, crazy for not standing up and walking out on his boring, lying, traitorous ass. Flipping him off would've been an appropriate gesture too.

#donaldtrump #sotu #stateoftheunion

thespeciousreport.com/2025/taco-pi... Happy Taco Tuesday! Trump Always Chickens Out President In Name Only

#ICE #springbreak Security Alert: Rogue ICE Agents Forming "U.S. Bikini Inspectors" Division Ahead Of Spring Break

Sign Of The Times: Gallup Stops Tracking Presidential Job Approval; Will Hand Off To J. D. Power & Associates