The President's Statement: "Reports Of My Death Are Greatly Anticipated"

Education News: Texas Public School Students Will Be Required To Read The Bible; Passages Of Rape, Incest, Sodomy, Murder, Extramarital Affairs, Child Slavery And Animal Sacrifice Will Be Redacted

Entertainment News: Latest Network Reality Show Debuts Tonight; Elderly Participants Compete On "So You Think You Can Walk"

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Peace In Our Time: Trump Signs Second Treaty Of Versailles Surrendering To Army Of Algae

Today's Quiz: Name That President... Three former Presidents attended today's event. Instead of making today all about himself, he made it about America. No tattooed fighting goons or motorcycle stunt drivers. No squeaky tanks or forced marches. He didn't fall asleep or insult anyone. Who is he?

Reminder: Trump supporters have always been imbeciles. But some of them are just now realizing it.

Today's Brain Teaser: How many transgendered individuals are named in the Epstein files? [Hint: The answer is zero.]

Reminder: It is now officially The White Trash House.

Today's Inspirational Thought: The Fact That He Lived To Be 80 Years Old Is Indisputable Evidence That There Is No God.

Reminder: Josh Hokit is a piece of shit.

Elect an ass, expect a toilet 🚽

Today is June 14, 2026.

Elect trash, expect a dump...

#CropCircles #UFOs #8647

Not so surprising really...

Let's see. What has TACO chickened out of recently? Strait Of Hormuz, Anti-Weaponization Fund, Meet The Press... Trump Always Chickens Out—President In Name Only Time to enjoy another TACO Tuesday: thespeciousreport.com/2025/taco-pi...

President Trump Meets The Press

Rescue Update: Sherpa Stranded On Mount Everest Summit Confirms It's Lonely At The Top

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Now Trending: Latest "TikTok Challenge" Of Stuffing College Students Down A Manhole Is Being Blamed On The Absence Of Telephone Booths

Breaking News: Court Orders Trump’s Name Stripped From Kennedy Center; Federal Judge Rules That President Must "Take Those Eighteen Letters And Shove Them Up Your Ass" Within Two Weeks

Epstein Files Update: Pam Bondi Testifies Before Closed-Door House Committee; Invokes Fifth Amendment, Touts Today's Stock Market Indexes

Breaking News: Louisiana Approves Gerrymander Eliminating Minority Districts; Black Constituents Must Now Vote In Puerto Rico

Executive Update: Doctor Jesus Trump Declares Himself In Perfect Health; Calls Visible Signs Of Dementia And Physical Deterioration "Fake News"

thespeciousreport.com wishes everyone a safe and relaxing Memorial Day weekend.

Breaking News: Tulsi Gabbard Resigns As Director Of National Intelligence; Has No Measurable Effect On Level Of Intelligence In Trump Administration

Entertainment News: The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Finale Episode Draws Higher Viewership Than All Of Trump's SOTU Addresses Combined

Breaking News: Trump May Be Unable To Attend Don Jr.'s Wedding In The Bahamas This Weekend; Will Send Official Emissary To Sleep Through Ceremony

Correction: We reported earlier that Larry Ellison, David Ellison and Bari Weiss were thrown from the roof of The Ed Sullivan Theater during The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Tuesday night. Some furniture, several melons, and a layer cake were the actual items thrown. We regret the error.

Great minds think alike...

Class Of 2026: Standardized Test Results Indicate Graduates Well-Prepared To Take Standardized Tests

Public Education Shocker: Angry Parents Claim Their Daughter Went To School One Morning And Came Home Bilingual

A Day Of Firsts: Dara Wins 151st Preakness Stakes For Triple Crow, A First For Bulgaria; Napoleon Solo Wins Eurovision 2026, A First For Both Trainer And Jockey.

Remiinder: Freedom Fries Are Not Free

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