Why can't food just be an optional thing? When I've got the energy to think about that kind of shit I can do some great cooking, but my body really wants me to have dinner at 6:30-7PM and the first time I can get my head around bringing a protein out of the freezer to thaw is about 8:45PM 🥲😭

DM just sent my least favorite question to the D&D server again. What's the food plan for tomorrow? Motherfucker answering that question for myself on any given day makes me have a fucking existential crisis, you want me to figure it out for tomorrow? For multiple man children? No. I refuse.

"Goon" (2011) is the best hockey movie ever made and it's not even close.

It's been confirmed now! I've officially been sterilized! Vasectomy was successful.

Pet's name in a GIF Other will be in a reply

Tomorrow, if the urology office is open, I get to get true confirmation that I have successfully been sterilized. Then I get to go hang out with my pirates for shenanigans.

I was doing my stretches in my red, no eye strain, lighting when I started really watching the muscles of my calf move around and I can really kinda see why the word muscle comes from the idea that it kinda looks like mice moving around under the skin.

huge congratulations to @froggyblink.bsky.social for absolutely nailing the assignment on the first-ever skeet to feature a functioning $TSLA cashtag

I had a dream about a date with my crush and I hate my subconscious

There I was so proud of this cat picture because Açai is looking so adorable and then my friend fucking responds with that Willem Dafoe looking up gif.

I went to a blacksmithing class today and made this S hook. It was cool how many skills were involved in getting every piece just so. #smithing

You know? One of my favorite parts of my current life is every time I notice more grey hair. The shine of my hair kind of hides it in many lights, so it's nice that I can really see it in my beard, but the rest of the head is going that way too. One day I'll be all full salt and pepper.

i literally look like this btw #fatfemmefriday #bbw #chubby #milf #hairy #realnsfw #nsfw #mombod #natural

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Hey hey, I got a new hat for my Ren Fest character from a charity auction

Full on panic attack at this page, as per usual. Also, apparently panicking isn't something I can actually use to fill this in. WHAT DOES "Communication Skills" ACTUALLY MEAN? Do I get to count that just because I can speak a human language and be understood by another human being? If so, why?

Randall Flagg with tiny hands & a spray tan

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

I love the smell and taste of a sweaty unwashed vagina, like you do NOT understand. Give me, let me eat and worship that pussy.

Admiring one of the big changes over the last year. Through weight loss and working on building the stabilizing muscles of my spine, and of course getting my hernia repaired, I've now been able to finish properly my daily stretch routine with the Plow position. Or, at least an attempt at it.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Ugh, I need someone to yell at me to schedule a haircut. There's so much damage at the ends.

Ugh, where is yesterday's burst of energy? I need it so bad now.

That's never been me, lol

As of yesterday I'm 44.8 lbs down from January 3 last year. This is with a combination of activity and a GLP-1 inhibitor. I got here largely to get my hernia repaired, which happened in November, which served as a step toward getting involved in the sword fights the pirates do. Here's to that!

I keep being told that they need a sample at the clinic to see how the vasectomy went and there keeps being miscommunications so I'm sitting there with a sample that they tell me they can't check, try again in a few days.

Sometimes the biggest trouble I have in personal grooming is the ones closest to me.

25 away from 1.5...it's December 28th....

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Don't mind me, just gently weeping as I discover a small trove of travel journals my mother kept without ever mentioning she did so. Not every trip she took, but this is such a connection I'd never expected.

You know how the belly button is technically a scar from your umbilical cord? Since the incision for the hernia surgery was in my navel now I have scarception.

Oh my god, I'm under the weather and taking Mucinex for it and I'm properly hydrating and you know what? My fucking piss smells like Mucinex, it reeks.

I just realized that I can mute football terms

A little while ago I bought a mystery box type thing with a pen and some ink and as I finally got the new Edelstein Golden Lapis into use I'm starting to see that it's so very close to the Edelstein Topaz plus some shimmer, which is funny because that was the only Edelstein full bottle I had before.

You don't actually want an edit button: thread down.

Wow, I have lost enough weight, apparently, that I can hike these pants up to old man levels, the top edge of my belt is sitting in the middle of my navel.

buy out my shop so i can stop paying fees to big cartel pls

D&D 4th Edition wasn't bad, it was just different, and the wholesale rejection of its new ideas by the majority of the TTRPG community was a mistake.

Okay, the first tag in this list. I've seen it a few times in the past few days, but if you look up the tag it's almost all the same guy just aggregating bullshit posts with no actual through line. What the fuck does it mean?

The worst part of getting activity in is actually making time to do it. Got about 20 minutes in on my bike stand and stretched and I swear this makes me happy. I just have to remind myself this makes me happy.

Okay, so I've finally hooked my TV up for streaming again and I'm now catching Mr. & Mrs. Smith and I cannot get over the audacity to have Donald Glover as a star and name Paul Dano's character "Hot Neighbor".

Honestly, one of my most obnoxious traits is probably the fact that I will air fry up tater tots, then eat them with chopsticks

Avatar having no cultural cache really fucked with me because at the time I genuinely thought we all saw it as transparent spectacle and I reality tunneled myself into a world where nobody watched it. And then it turns around and so many people watched it while saying it was pointless.

Totally silly amounts of luck catching this moment. Thanks to Açai for giving a few ekks to let me know