News you can use from the Federal Government.

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Saw this perhaps of interest (or not) www.wsj.com/health/welln...

forget looksmaxxing you need to be booksmaxxing

Hegseth firing Generals who wouldn't go along with his purge of Black and female officers www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/u...

Somebody is making a fortune on the war with inside information and it is grotesquely corrupt.

Trust me--read this. You'll be glad you did. and thank you Dr. Bennet for writing it. 🧪

Sometimes, lose the ground. . Wish 6”x6” oil

Every day is a good day for sharing one of the most useful papers about research data ever written. PLEASE get your people to understand and follow this advice. www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

📣 Reminder: #ISMB2026 is accepting abstracts for talk and poster presentations until Thursday, April 9, 2026. 📥 Submit here: https://www.iscb.org/ismb2026/call-for-submissions/abstracts

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

Nearly six months behind bars. No bail. When they finally dismissed the charges they released her in North Dakota with no winter clothes & no means of getting back home to Tennessee. They upended this woman's life.

A dude in Texas who makes bomb shelters for nuclear war has seen his business skyrocket this week. Recent clients include 2 Trump admin members, and the rest were almost all “Christian, conservative CEOs,” which included “several of the wealthiest men on the planet." www.rawstory.com/iran-war/

"The most effective consumer boycotts in history share two qualities: they are narrow and they are easy," writes @rutgerbregman.com

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

The headline reads "Meta workers say they're seeing disturbing things through users' smart glasses." In a moment of uncharacteristic incredulity I assumed it was badly written. Why would Meta *workers* being seeing things through Meta *users'* glasses? SILLY ME. www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

The funniest thing about modern AI-powered Google Translate is that it will interpret any fake-sounding Latin

Henrietta Lacks' immortal cell line was never not-for-profit. Many people made vast sums of money from it. Except for the Lacks' family. They had to sue over it. The 2nd of those lawsuits literally just settled. As in like on Friday.

New piece on @mcsweeneys.net! "New Protein Menus"! People are saying it's "funnier than 'Hamnet'"! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/new...

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU

Whoa

Of so many things to be infuriated about, this is perhaps my biggest gripe. Pancreatic cancer patients, who face a future without hope, are being denied a potential game-changing therapy www.mskcc.org/news/can-mrn...

Homeland Security does not want ICE officers to show their faces but wants to see everybody’s social media accounts.

In terms of what cures are being lost: - Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis - herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis - shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease

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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

Pam Bondi brought a document to the Judiciary Committee today that had my search history of the Epstein files on it. The DOJ is spying on members of Congress. It’s a disgrace and I won’t stand for it.

"Yeah, everyone just go ahead and delete TikTok now if you haven't already."

A poem about spring. 'Cause maybe I can manifest it into being.

What the hell is happening. No criminal record. Valid work permit. Married to an American. Locked in a cold, dank El Paso detention center for 5 mos. while the U.S. tries to deport him. Why? #Ireland #ICE #immigration

🧬🌍 Abstract submissions for #ISMB2026 are open! Share new, in-progress, or recently published work with a global audience at the largest international meeting in #bioinformatics and #computationalbiology! 📅 Deadline: April 9 📥 Details: https://www.iscb.org/ismb2026/call-for-submissions/abstracts

This is an authoritarian power grab, full stop. Nationalizing elections would put the executive branch in control of who votes and how. That’s how dictators rig outcomes, crush opposition, and assault democratic self-government. This should alarm everyone: www.ms.now/news/trump-s...

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Playing with sandbox.bio. This was remarkably cathartic.

Portland City Council member

Federal judge has ordered the release of Liam Ramos (the bunny hat boy) and his father. A brief and rather remarkable order. Clearly written to be shared widely, so please do. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Me looking at any analysis I've ever run my life

“Bark in a typhoon” is a fitting instruction for these days

To those American academics out there who have chosen to remain silent/mostly silent about the horror going on in the USA these days at every corner of the federal government, please start speaking out and fighting back.

they are killing the helpers. the american government is killing the helpers, the people Mr. fucking Rogers talked about.

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We’ve had Snowmaggedon and Snowpocalypse. This one is ❄️ DYSNOWPIA ❄️ What do you say @capitalweather.bsky.social????

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi. He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael. At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk. Wael died on Friday at age 30. ICE caused his death. They didn’t get to say goodbye.

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

democrats are scared people will think theyre against this