Personally I think it’s an astroturfing campaign because no self respected leftist would abide by a Nazi tattoo. Thats a line in the sand.

My dog loves to be close, but she butts up against me curls into ball with her head in my armpit and demands pets. She makes delightful happy noises while scritch her

Shitlibs love to state the obvious to each other for internet points. And they are always follow back accounts. Honestly after working in the industry and everything else I know why they lose elections. No independent thought. They’re blue maga for a reason. They love to huff their own farts

The dream is to buy a piece of land, build an energy efficient and basically able to be off grid if needs a frame cabin and Mmmm for the sunset years. Be the weird old man.

I like touristy restaurants. Are you fucking kidding me? Blend that dressing Jesus fucking Christ.

Gina Gershon would be perfect to play Amy Winehouse. I’m watching “Killer Joe” and she looks just like her at points.

And to top the night off? Where I parked I needed to get something out of the rear passenger side before I left. Someone’s dog took a huge shit right in front of the door and left it. I stepped right in it of course.

I genuinely love what I do, but I can which clients are going to be pains in the ass and which ones will appreciate what I do. And that’s fucking irritating.

I give people three simple instructions and they still can’t follow them. This is the power button, dont turn it on until I tell you to. This is volume, Please don’t touch the other two buttons. So they touch the other two buttons, ask me to repeat myself, cant figure out the volume. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE ASK HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL THERE BE ASIDE FROM THEM? WHO THE FUCK CARES? LITTERALLY YOU DONT ASK THAT WHWN YOU TK DISNEYLAND.

Cheesman Park at Sunset. The pic doesnt do it Justice.

Literally some asshole just now: “ Hey do you do ( the thing I do)? I am too cheap to pay a reasonable price, so is there anything you could do for me for free?” I genuinely don’t know what’s fucking wrong with people

I keep seeing post about how they’re tired of people supporting Platner yet i haven’t seen one fucking post supporting him. I think people just like the fucking attention. Everyone has to throw their two cents in.

Apparently I stepped on too crunchy of a leaf and scared the hell out of my big scary 70lb Pitbull. She scattered forward, turned half around and looked up at me even though she has no eyes and made the scared dog face. I couldn’t stop laughing for a few minutes.

Thinking fucking around making some of these and selling them.

Please Jesus. Even if just to get this motherfucker that Ive muted off my timeline. Do us a solid, just this once. Make him smell toast one more time.

Oh they’re so cute.

On Wednesday’s we wear black

ACAB includes the Pumpkin King

In Denver “Justice” system, you truly are guilty until proven innocent.

Me: sleeping My ex wife who got up super early for no reason and left the bedroom door open and decides to blend a smoothie for 5 minutes, then blow dry her hair less than 10 feet away.

Oh hell no, this shit did not just come up in my feed. Cursed discover feed.

A haunted house but every room is someone from your family asking why you aren’t settled down and married yet.

Her and her vagina scented candles can fuck all the way off. Read the fucking room. Instead she should be getting rich people to donate to food banks.

If you are making item donations to your local food banks, please don’t forget about the household pets that may also be suffering from food shortages. I know when a family prioritizes the people, the animals in the home may take a back seat, or be surrendered to a shelter. Let’s help them too. 😭💔

We all know Trump sucks, but there’s a subset of people on here that it’s their entire online identity. TDS is real. They interject him into everything even where it doesn’t belong, their whole profile is about him, every post is about him. And they’re all follow back accounts.

My dog is a grass connoisseur. It has to be a particular type of grass, it cant be too young, the flavors havent developed. It cant be too old, it tastes old and musty. A mature grass has an earthiness and citrus note with a good mouth feel.

Those orange pumpkin peanut marshmallow candies are the worst candies for Halloween and I am tired of pretending they’re not.

Yes my pretties, gather ‘round while I tell you the tale of how it went down. It started off when they took a knife and gouged out my eyes, removed my brains, that wasn’t nice. Then the witches came by and pitied me, they vowed to help me get even, do away with that evil, you see.

As one of the foremost investigators in the paranormal, I have committed myself to track down all sources of the paranormal, and commit to them the level of scrutiny they deserve. I have recently been given this video and I need your help to locate more evidence and the source of this haunting.

This may be one of the funniest things I've seen on this site. @thelouvreof.bsky.social

This motherfucker used JARLIC

Mark Davis ass looking monkey.

While beef prices are high, say yku want.. beef tacos. Use the Chinese velveting method for the tough stew cuts before you pan fry them. They have the crispy brown outside but be tender inside.

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON THE SAME EXPERIENCE WITH THEM? YOU DONT ASK HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON THE FLIGHT WITH YOU. FUCK

Me at 4 am studying why people need to fully change their lives.

I've been working again as much as I can. I hate leaving Eisbär home alone but I still don't have enough money for his surgery. Please share his GoFundMe for me so we can get him the surgery he needs ASAP. Please and thank you. gofund.me/9cb67f05b

Tuesday October 28th O finally had to turn the heat on, but only because I forgot and left the sliding door in my bedroom open. I have to sleep with it open so it gets cold enough for me to not die under the comforter with a 70lb organic pitbull/heater caninelly attached to me.

You can end homelessness for half of what he gave Argentina.

The side effects of a bad economy and boycotting. www.startribune.com/target-layof...

She likes to be covers up when it’s cold outside.

Butterfingers

The economy is doing so well!

This just in, Texas is run by a bunch of dumb fucks.

There’s a lib bot farm posting this exact thing like they came up with it, this is 5th I’ve seen in 30 minutes. They all follow 10k plus accounts and have a terrible ration.