We are slowly getting there.

But the pizza ratings!!!!! 🙄🖕🏼Fuck Dave Portnoy and the losers humanizing that pile of garbage.

I’m good if Colorado wants to fuck around and win this game. IJS.

I’ll never stop wishing nothing good for Penn State. Fuck that garbage ass institution.

Utah dub = victory sex! 😂

DUUUUUUUUUKE

Lol Ficklin you slippery fella.

I really wish Dampier and Merriweather could figure this shit out.

Incognito Gilly. ☺️

Welp.

There is no god. 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Atta baby, FANOOOOO

Is it too much to ask exactly this from the offense every week?

JJ all day

Excuse me, put my RB down.

Shout out to the people who are nice to me. Thanks for that.

Not enough of you have liked Super Gilly and I’m very disappointed in you.

Well done, countries with actual integrity. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Happy Red Friday, my loves! Time to get back on track and get this DUB!!!

Arizona lost to Seattle tonight exactly how they lost to SF last week. That must sting. 😂😂😂😂

Very on brand for Seattle to completely fuck off a win in the last few minutes of a game.

The way that “man” threw this woman to the ground and stood over her while she sobbed on the ground is truly vile and abhorrent. Please let karma be so real for these sorry ass excuse of human beings.

This is just getting fucking ridiculous.

It’s Thursday Night Football, babes! Go Hawks!!!! 💙💚 Also, congrats to the M’s for winning the AL West last night. (Apparently I post about baseball now?) 😂

Tomorrow. #TNF

And we have concepts of a shower! 😁

There is no god.

I simply peeked down the CK/EK/DJT conspiracy rabbit hole and hooooooo boy. Something stinks. 🫢

RFK Jr. and the Trump administration blaming women for childhood autism is the least shocking news but also the most monstrously abhorrent news of the day.

Jimmy has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Tomorrow begins round two of our bathroom remodel, with our new Contractor. Time to close everything up and get it back to looking like a bathroom again. Please pray for Jordy and Bee. I can’t deal with another shoddy ass Contractor. 😩

Conservatives are so fucking disgusting. I don’t even like CK and these vile grifters are treating his death like an opportunity to exploit their supporters and his memorial like a fucking political rally. You all deserve each other, you sick pieces of shit.

Oh. 😔

The rest of us too, tiny human. 😔

Life update: I’m watching baseball again like some kind of baseball watcher. What even the fuck?

LOL RAMS 😂

Hey, I watched that. Lol

My toxic trait is watching a baseball player being hit by a baseball going 80+ mph and thinking he’s being too dramatic. 😂😂😂😂

Watching baseball on a Saturday. Who the hell even am I?

Utah was going to drop one. We’ll bounce back. Take a nap and come back to Bluesky when the sky isn’t falling.

Not that.

Offense. Please? Do anything productive!

⤵️⤵️⤵️

I would rather die.

It is a miracle of defensive proportions that we’re even still in this game. Literally. Thank you defense.

This game is drunk and I wish I was too.

KING TAO!!!

Muting so many people today, holy shit. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Welp. Time to respond.