Hooooooo boy, I look forward to the mistreatment this man will receive from the most unapologetic NY sports fandom in the country. Especially the ones with blue hair. 🥰🥰🥰

Usually the smartest people aren’t absolute fucking dumbasses, actually.

And in the same breath, he approves a resource sucking data center the size of Manhattan. How is this mother fucker even for real right now?

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: 1. Phantogram 2. Muse 3. Modest Mouse 4. M83 5. Lorde 6. Janet Jackson 7. Passion Pit 8. The Used 9. Phoenix 10. The Lumineers

My coworker gave me his Josh Naylor bobblehead from the game last night. 🥹 I guess I have to stop dogging of baseball for good now. 😂

READ THE ROOM

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Squeeeeeeee 😍

Obsession was 4.8/5 So so good.

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

There’s way too much peanut butter in uncrustables. I feel like a dog who just ate a spoonful of pb. JFC, it’s like glue.

I can no longer enjoy traditional carbonara since making the spicy miso variety. 🤤🤤🤤

This definitely won’t be spun into oblivion by his cult members. Not at all.

Pawsies. 🥰

Why am I like this? Lol 🤦🏻‍♀️

This guy is all good vibes. ☺️

All my homies hate 🧊

Sorry, men. Women are only interested in these men now.

Every time I want to run into oncoming traffic due to the state of the world, I add something to this wall. I fear I may run out of wall space.

Nope. I’m not ready for this bullshit.

Watching my baby live her best life from our security camera. 😂🥰🩶

I can’t be too mad about Erika Kirk dropping her latest deranged video. This outfit choice is reminding every one that Rhythm Nation is one of the greatest albums of all time.

How do I get more tired when drinking an energy drink?! I just want to not be tired for 20 minutes. 😩

Yes, we would all love for you to go home too. Stay there. It’s safer.

Where’s Kash Patel to report all the inaccurate bullshit regarding this event?

The Seahawks won the super bowl and immediately the rest of the teams in the division slammed their penises in the car door

God dammit, @rozinreallife.bsky.social !!! 😂😜 Congrats to Caleb!!!!!

All the girlies are posting their Sephora haul, so I guess I will too. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Seattle broke everyone. 😂😂😂

Yay, Spencer!!!!!

Happy NFL Draft Day to those who celebrate! Fingers crossed that Spencer and Caleb avoid all NFC West teams unless that team is named the Seattle Seahawks. Unfortunately they will not last until pick #32. So let’s just avoid the NFC West altogether, k thank you. 🙏🏼

Happy NFL Draft Day to those who celebrate! Fingers crossed that Spencer and Caleb avoid all NFC West teams unless that team is named the Seattle Seahawks. Unfortunately they will not last until pick #32. So let’s just avoid the NFC West altogether, k thank you. 🙏🏼

This is @descender421.bsky.social and I usually give him a hard time about this but I honestly admire his curiosity and desire to learn new things and find his interests & hobbies. Even if they don’t all work out, he goes out of his comfort zone. We love an inquisitive king! 👑

Happy Birthday to my handsome hunk of a husband. You are my best friend and you make me laugh harder than anyone ever could. Love you big time. Everyone better wish @descender421.bsky.social the happiest birthday ever or you’re dead to me. 😉

Bub. 🥰

If the carrots been bit, you must acquit.

One of my managers got fired back in February and my work life has been so much less dramatic and annoying. But the good news is that my husbands job is giving me the work drama tea that I need in my life. Every day when I get home from work:

One more god damn week. I can do this.

Sleeping angel. 😇

Help! My husband won’t stop making me watch Coachella sets.

K now do what they took from the taxpayers.

(Early) 10 year anniversary glow-up. 🥰

FFS, they’re all fucking monsters.

Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.

Good morning.

Normal people: “I’d like a fan but I’d prefer if it were quiet.” My husband: “Do you have a fan that feels and sounds like a helicopter grounding?” 😂😂😂

A literal villain.

It’s 2026, we have a spaceship circling the moon and going farther into space than any human has ever gone in the history of the world. And people still think Earth is flat and we never went to the moon.

New art for the wall. 🥰🥰🥰

WOOPSIE DAISY!!!