Dennis can't come to Wembley on Sunday, so I've bought him a new shirt to cheer him up 🤣

@marklewisohn.bsky.social Hi Mark. Loved volume 1 (on my third read of the "big one") and really enjoyed Evolver. On my intermittent Amazon check, this popped up. Time to start counting the days, or has someone been wildly optimistic?

How do you wind up a pedant? You're guess is as good as mine.

I’ve written something about Noel Edmonds

@dtathletic.bsky.social I know "Arsenal" helps with clicks, but he played once for Arsenal, and yet you've led with that. Mentioning his other clubs in the last paragraph doesn't absolve you. Suggest you change your handle to "dtnewarkadvertiser" if we're playing that game? Or go work for the Sun?

Post a banger that's not in English youtu.be/vkUl357Yd8k?...

Get yer trousers on... youtu.be/rBC4drCoFEg?...

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The greatest description of Star Wars ever by a non-fan. Take it away, Malcolm Tucker

People calling for Arteta’s head blows mine. Feel like we’re watching two different clubs. We’re really fucking good & mainly because of him. Anyway, let’s wrap up a CL spot & hope for better luck with injuries next season. UTA

Get your trousers on... youtu.be/nDOd1-odZ3M?...

I go back to my 'if it takes longer than 30 seconds, let it stand' plea

Turned out that whilst smoking and drinking was (and still is) incredibly cool, it wasn't doing a lot for the old ticker. Lucky for me there are very clever doctors out there. Stay safe kids.

Now he's been involved in a Liverpool controversy, wait for the media to turn on Oliver and condone their behaviour 👍

Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.

Might as well just refuse to do interviews and put this out after every game. Can't wait for bald Dale and bald Dermot playing mental gymnastics to justify the red.

The nonsense travel agency invention Blue Monday is tomorrow. Look after yourselves but dont felt your sadness be given a shiny hat by the outside world. #BlueMonday

Eric: "What are these?" Ern: "They are bongos" Eric: "well, does he know you've got them?" So pleased to have a little piece of Morecambe and Wise history ❤️

I made a video about #homelessness and Richard Madeley. I hope you enjoy it. youtu.be/f-Y4_b-3tYM?...

Loving the BBC Likely Lads 60th anniversary box set - never seen this one before 👍

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Jonathan Gullis Studies his shorts on the train with a sense of unease Too much Febreze

Looks like the trio of Rice,Odegaard and Calafiori might (🤞) be available this weekend. Great boost to the squad #arsenal

With Bluesky user numbers rocketing, more official news accounts are arriving. Here is a starter pack of major media outlets. Feel free to repost, I’ll keep this updated as more arrive.

ok one more "how we do it on bluesky" re: "block, don't engage." it's not that anybody wants to tell you what to do -- it's that we collectively realized that this is what works. it works really great! zero, zero response needed. just block! don't argue at all with dickheads! try it! you'll see.

People keep likening the current mood here to the 2008-10 stretch of Twitter, but it also reminds me of Twitter about two months into Covid when everyone had gone mad and was online almost twenty-four hours, and you'd see a post get 56k likes that just said 'I am sad but have a cat'.

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