Terry's yellow belly is some kind of political statement. But he won't tell me what for. #terryboy

Showing off the yam bag on my mum's quilt. #terryboy

He knows something. #terryboy

Terry is an excellent security guard. #terryboy

He loves life. Terrible teeth. #terryboy

Terry's been hitting the weights. #terryboy

Terry makes important business decisions in his office chair. #terryboy

Terry's helping me with my cold. #terryboy

Terry's been working hard and is having a nap. He doesn't need to justify that to you. #terryboy

He loves my musky man scent. Humans, not so keen. #terryboy

Terry's pretty relaxed. #terryboy

Terry's going to wake up very dehydrated from sleeping in the sun. #terryboy

Terry has knocked down my drying rack and made a bed for himself. #terryboy

Terry is frantically licking his nipples. #terryboy

Made a video about the time Ann Widdecombe tried to make hooded sweatshirts criminals. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKwa...

This is very uncomfortable. #terryboy

What a party animal. #terryboy

Terry is tired. #terryboy

This guy... #terryboy

Terry always sits next to me on the corner of the bed, when I've got in and I'm recovering and staring into space. #terryboy

New year, new Terry. #terryboy

Another day in Paradise. #terryboy

Terry's Christmas card from my mum was quite shocking. #terryboy

Terry's tail is massive now. #terryboy

Too many performative Zoom meetings. Bubble wrap and nap.

I’ve made a new video essay about Marco Pierre White and the strange performance of British identity. www.youtube.com/watch?v=65Yu...

Lettin' it breathe. #terryboy #scrotelife

He's a cat. #terryboy

A simple kind of cat. #terryboy

Sleep is Terry's time to think about eating things, before he wakes up and eats things. #terryboy

He's in my seat and I want to watch Carrot Top on Craig Ferguson from fifteen years ago. #terryboy

He never does anything. #terryboy

Terry is in a reflective mood. Has he always acted fairly? Has he remained a gentleman? Who has he hurt along the way? Did they need to be hurt? ... Terry is such a prick. #terryboy

Terry would like you all to watch my video about the Dale Winton show Touch the Truck and the futility of trying. He says it seems unrelated to a cat picture but would make his life more bearable if people just did things that made me happy. Terry's an idiot. youtu.be/9c3PbPvI9pc?... #terryboy

Always coming up with new poses. What a showman. #terryboy

Terry doesn't care much for politics. #terryboy

In 2001, Channel 5 made people touch a truck for 5 days. Dale Winton hosted. Nothing happened. Everything happened. A surreal dive into one of British TV’s most baffling game shows—and why we still try, even when there’s nothing to gain. youtu.be/9c3PbPvI9pc #touchthetruck #britishtv #realitytv

Terry's taking the day off today. He's earnt it. #terryboy

Terry's feeling shy. #terryboy

Business as usual. Delegate to the idiots with skills. #terryboy

Do all the work and moron cats get all the treats. Fuck it. #terryboy #mericatcracy

Look at this little pussycat with the face of an angel. #terryboy #newpope

Terry loves destroying the sofa. #terryboy

Terry. #terryboy

Terry has a tongue. #terryboy

Terry's dreaming of the ballet. #terrybot

Terry likes Led Zeppelin. #terryboy

Terry likes playing and chewing the green bit on the outside of coconuts. #terryboy

Terry dissolved his front right arm and his front teeth grew back. #terryboy #dontencouragehim

He's planning something big. #terryboy