Office Secret Santa who had me forgot they had me so rather than ask who they were assigned to they simply just didn’t get me a gift.

Guess who’s about to get kicked out of the AYCE buffet?

Fucking terrifying

Don’t make me tap the sign

Last Sunday boat rides with the BF

Reposting everything within 1 minute of posting is some level of down bad you love to see

When did @paperghost.bsky.social start coaching New Zealand rugby?!?

“My ‘I did not rape anyone’ tattoo sure has a lot of people asking questions already answered by the tattoo.”

Tied for 5th with Lia and behind 4 other cis women. 85th in Olympic trials. Fastest Americans of all time is a grandiose claim that would make even the current POTUS blush.

7 years since my aneurysm. I lived, bitch.

@drphiliplee1.bsky.social PHIIILL!!! 🤗

Waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay probably sounds amazing if you don’t know what either are.

Fridays are for the girls

West British man who constantly punches down on other countries reveals to have shady views on immigrants. More as this story develops.

Finally got my invalid handle you guys

I’m in love with this account

*logging on*

Johnston or Schmeichel MotM surely @colken.bsky.social

Millennial here. I don’t see much wrong with boiled eggs in a meal deal? Dab of hot sauce, you get your protein!

Champions League bar nights out. 🍻

Ek gaan waarskynlik nooit my moedertaal gebruik nie, solank Elon die Suid-Afrikaners op een of ander manier nog erger laat lyk as wat die onlangse geskiedenis voorgekom het

Europeans posting about Six Nations is adorable.

South African things

It’s an (even more) embarrassing time to be an Afrikaner at the moment due to the *discourse* online right now. 🤦‍♀️

@colken.bsky.social happy belated pal!!!

responding to all the dm bots with a gif of mc lovin saying "I have a boner" !!!!!! To own them !!!!

Forgot I ate beets last night and nearly rang the doctor after I looked at my poo just now

Summer chilling

Yes that’s my plate. Yes I’m gaining weight this Christmas.

Heard my first racist comment from extended family at 9:08 today if you’re wondering how embarrassing some Afrikaners are at Christmas

Christmas Lunch with one of my best friends. Got to be the “cool auntie”

@chaff.bsky.social Happy birthday Chaffers!!!

Merry whatever from your South African pal. x

Make it make sense.

sure, but who hasn’t venmoed an 18 year old $400 for “being awesome”. it’s called being a role model

Is it summer in South Africa if work FaceTimes aren’t this casual?

Monday drinks with my fellow brain-damaged* *we’re both Brighton fans

Dealing with extended family and Christmas isn’t for 10 days

Spurs really struggling here. Would think Ange and Forster are up for a match like this tonight.

Has anyone started posting that fat Irish tiktoker on here or can I harvest that easy engagement through no originality of my own?

Men are always complaining about their monthly World War 1 battles.

Sorry it’s all cold and winter like in Europe. Wouldn’t know about it. 💅

Wat de fok was dit? #fulBHA

When anyone asks what I want for Christmas…

Coming soon to GB News: Bake the Reich Way

Let’s go Brighton! Mon the Gulls!

I'd put this on Bluesky advertising:

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀