Spanish ppl Spanish women's in Málaga football team 🤝 There are too many Germans in the area

The American mind cannot conceive agricultural work without a pickup truck Meanwhile across Europe:

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Macron here looking exactly like the barista in Paris waiting patiently whilst I try and order a cafe crème with my Tricolore 3 ass French

Ah, fresh indie A by the resi Ds.

I don't know what's more dubious about this, a pet shop owner stealing the cats, or a loan company willing to take cats as a collateral

No one: Absolutely no one: Dieticians when you prescribe Ensure without asking them first:

It's cooling down a little so there's only one thing for it, fire up the grill

Please no one tell her what it means in medicine

People who tell you "ooh you're all sweaty" in this weather. Who fucking hurt you man?

That yellow band on top is actually crime scene tape

Look Telegraph, do you or don't you want immigrants to contribute to the economy, make up your mind.

God yes they are enormous and very cat like aren't they

This distinguished lady comes every evening and politely requests only one cup of water. Should I acquiesce to her demands?

Look, politics aside, how can you make such an awful looking phone in the year of our Lord 2025?

Classic moral PANic

Did Callum choose this cap deliberately?

I asked AI to draw an NHS tank and add some ERA to it and it went full Ukrainian Armed Forces

I know US law and the constitution are complex, but seriously what's the point of having the Posse Comitatus Act if at any time, the president can just go "I think it's an insurrection" and deploy federal troops?

Oh I have so many. Berlin Späti simulator: you have to deal with drunk people, stoned people, tourists, visits from the Ordunungsamt, keeping the porch clean, decide on products, maybe get a cat, turn a profit.

British government: Here's a policy British public: thanks we hate it British government: we have listened to you and yes, it turns out this policy sucks. We're not going to do it British public: You sick u-turning fucks

Incorrect, it's actually putting in exactly £35.00 of petrol into your car, stopping precisely and only once.

Poshos: RELEASE THE HOUNDS 📯📯📯

Astronauts on the ISS right now 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️

Champions League finals

Either way, he'll still be able to showcase his skills with his canoe.

I may not live like a king, but at least when I throw a party, my floor doesn't collapse into the latrine, leading to 60 noblemen drowning in cess.

Mods asleep post Italian Police Fiat Pandas

Me Marshal Zhukov 19th April 1945 🤝 Looking forward to entering Berlin tomorrow

Think I'm a little bit in love with St Pauli FC from Hamburg 🇩🇪

Everyday we stray farther from the Lord's guiding light

Honestly, I can't think of a more persuasive argument for striking than Streeting urging you not to strike www.bbc.com/news/article...

Been visited by a number of cats at the new place, we are honoured to host.

*Taps mic* Hello? Is this thing on?