Crossword puzzle: 6 Letter word, starts with D Clue: Australian currency Me: DINGOS

Fantasy Cagematch: Markwayne Mullin vs. Billy Bob Thornton

long voice memos in conversations send me straight to adhd hell because while I like hearing people’s voices being audio-only talked at for several unbroken minutes casts this magic spell on my brain where I forget what you said by the time they’re done like I’ve gone through a portal to idiotsville

And I like it.

“You’re not just becoming disabled,” said Elle Seibert, 31, who has dealt with debilitating fatigue and cardiac symptoms since 2020. “You’re realizing how easily society at large and people in your life will abandon you when you cannot offer them things.” www.latimes.com/science/stor...

I read that EDM music is good for the ADHD brain and now I’m trapped in a hell of my own making. Send help.

Was really vibing with a new co-worker until she asked if I’ve read “Girl Wash Your Face.” 🪦💀 RIP to my work wife-to-be; you are dead to me now. 😅🤣

Mark Ruffalo calls out Leader Jeffries for being an AIPAC shill.

Not once. 😒

Tuesday it was 60° in southern Maine. Today, my window was frozen shut. It’s not that winters cold in Maine, it’s this. Rude.

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

there was a new study published *today* in Nature showing that state-level anti-trans laws increase suicide among trans kids up to 72%. when we say that the New York Times (and other rags of equal repute) is killing us, that's because *IT IS LITERALLY KILLING US*

Tiny Warty Frogfish is my new band name

Unbothered. S-mined. Open to Russian oil tankers only. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

I am most certainly going to need someone to tell me what the fuck is a food basket stand.

Operation Epstein Fury Operation Epstein Facts Operation Epstein Farce Seriously though why aren’t we all calling it the Epstein War just to get under his very thin skin? Operation Everything’s Fucked

I’ve reached the point in singlehood where apparently I can’t leave the house without seeing someone I once matched with on a dating site. So there’s that.

Someone called me a cunt today and now I’m afraid I have a new kink.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

I mean, if you’re still using ChatGPT…be embarrassed.

I GAVE HIM THAT NECK RASH! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

Does the rest of the world know the Northeast U.S. is on the brink of major civil unrest, and possibly even war?? RFK Jr.! Hands. Off. Our. Dunkin. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I think I’m going to grow out my nails. My toenails.

This is what I mean when I call for disobedience and disruption. It’s not violence I’m asking for, it’s protection. It’s sticking your neck out and saying NO, we will not stand quietly by and let this happen.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[pitching movie ideas] • it’s a horror movie but about eating at Burger King • a horror movie but a friend needs help to move • a horror movie but the neighbors invite you over for dinner • a horror movie but the world’s out of all stimulants • a horror movie but it’s found footage of news from 2025

I love a thrill... like when you hold down backspace and it starts erasing like 10x faster fuck

You’re welcome. 😌

We won’t notice it at first Maybe an outbreak of cholera in southwest Kansas goes undetected Perhaps the number of flu related deaths ticks up just a bit each year But-ultimately, inexorably-the destruction of the CDC will lead to countless deaths All because of two men Trump and RFK, Jr

Oh this one slaps. Slaps me right in the GD FACE.

Yes, I agree with all the liberals jacked right now about Newsom. He is showing other Dems how to fight Trump, which is priceless But... ...cozying up to AI billionaires, a flop on homelessness, his transgender betrayal, he's still a loser for '28 My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

MULDER AND SCULLY: [eating toast] we want to believe it’s butter

Trump is attempting to strong-arm Americans by deploying the National Guard to 19 different states. Our response must be economic resistance; fight back by halting, or at the very least, drastically reducing our spending.

What if the earth is flat, the sky is flat and space is flat and the universe is a lasagne

Getting mulched into an unidentifiable mass by an enraged hippo would fix me

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

The country and the dollar are collapsing because most white Americans don't want any Black Americans to have healthcare and clean water That's what happened last November You can't convince me otherwise

Think you’re old?? I just googled “best applesauce.” Unpack THAT.

More like…” I can’t find my glasses, where did I put my glasses” *dies*

This. Exactly this. How do you replenish so that you can refill on the things you love??

It’s time for a few small repairs, she said…

Welcome to your life…

Peniaphobia - it’s not what you think it is

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you” Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

the two paths to being an enjoyable poster, imo, are are • post funny, but underneath have a painfully earnest soul OR • post earnest, but underneath have a painfully dumb/funny soul

“If all that comes out of this is one good spanking, then that’s one good spanking I didn’t already have” is something I’ve never said before.