Hopefully she’ll see that she’s the one for me

It’s this girl

I'm crushing. Might be a little delusional but fuck it.

Want my people to be free

also, plan b’s medical name is levonorgestral. amazon sells multipack & they last up to 4 years when stored properly. stock up.

My new favorite thing is responding to people who speak Spanish to me, in English. Their facial expressions are priceless

read. write. count. spell.

Sometimes you really don’t have it to stay positive through the negativity

I…think I’m gonna have to choose between going to Shanghai or Miami and I won’t be able to choose

Literally get me to Miami

nah I’m too gassed for Unrivaled

I might swerve benda the corner, whoa…

It's funny that Drake is crying about loyalty when he has a reputation for tryna sleep with other people's wives and girlfriends

He really should have been on the FBI's Most Wanted list for that

This rhythm open up my chakra, and it keep tellin me to cop the Porsche in aqua

Nahhhhh get me to Miami

My dawg called Belcalis a sexy piñata lmaooo

Reminder that USPS ain’t sending you no damn text message. Stop getting scammed, it’s 2025!

Naomi and cordae not together?

Mi and CL same

Yo im a bad mf

I need everyone to read this. Truly.

I’m secreting somethin different the bitches get on me

It’s all pressure, God level cause that’s what they wanted

two cancers are a lethal combination

Black men mental health matters 💕

You’re a relic like me if you remember this video 💀

My dumbass was preparing for work 3 hrs early

Greg Gumbel, the renowned CBS Sports anchor and commentator, has died at 78

Connected wit no plug like the bluetooth

Tried mochi for the first time. Couldn’t describe it if I wanted to. Shit aight tho

Holy shit

Of course they let them come back

Only thing I’m jackin about not being around the fam for the holidays is avoiding the cold and snow. Yall can have that shit

All I wanted for Xmas was a Knicks dub…let’s drink

We couldn’t get Xmas jerseys?

🥳🎁🎄

And now I realized my facial expressions when ppl be chattin are a mixture of my pops and Cliff huxtable

They been posting whole episodes of the Cosby show on the clock app and it’s been saving my life

…or ref

I’ve been dreading it but I might have to coach

Golden goose feets and the people who wear them are weird af

Not in my black ass refrigerator it ain't

And I hate when people say “oh maybe my sound just isn’t for you” bc wym? I listen to just about everything and I promise you bruv that shit just dirt

My man’s posted his bro’s music and said run it up…brother he needs to run back to the studio bc that ain’t it

Been feelin mad sentimental lately, fuck is this?

JB for 4

Now I wanna know if they can claim travel and hotel stays as business expenses