She dropping her titties in my mouth at midnight.

About to celebrate right now in fact 🤫

I celebrate year round 😏

Rewatching Fallout from season 1. Cause I don't remember anything.

Thank God I made it home when I shouldn't have.

I need to go to sleep 😴

"I love how you’re shaking right now." 😏

Logging in on the burner on Christmas? 👀

Well Hohoho 🎅🏾

This one. Imma do better next year 😓

Take me to the brink of death like this. Thanks.

Until Trump sees this... It's there until. Trump sees this.

Okay.... I'm never making non conforming biscuits again

Y'all asking for these releases so politely.

No worries 🤗

It was never meant to be a true statement, I think my snark font is broken.

The fashion industry, clearly.

Women don't need pockets, that's what y'all bags are for, leave our things alone.

When she come up out this coma at 2am she gonna wake me up for round ✌🏾

Drunk and high sex is better because it forces you to slow down and appreciate the sensation of touch.

She wants you to be gentle with her before you put her through the mattress.

I was unaware Lyfe Jennings was still making music that anyone actually heard.

Don't Dune it... Reconsider. Read some litter... Ture, on the subject.

Something the universe agrees on.

The lady who tried to run to the district manager to say I'm mean is now asking me to meet her after work today for a Christmas gift...

Need them to touch like thanksgiving sides.

What happened now?

Avoiding all sports media as a Ravens fan.

Nah. I ain't get in trouble I couldn't talk myself out of, but I had to take her up there once to get my CD player back.

Y'all slandering Pisces men and this my star chart. Imma log back off for a few more weeks.

Wait... They hate us?

Every time I log on this here app I'm reminded y'all are beautiful with big titties 😍

What has Eric DeCosta done that he should still be the Ravens GM?

Logged in and seen one thing.

If this ain't you and your work spouse at the company party then...

No.

Just had a smoked joint while I was out. Now I need to smoke my shit at home.

About to eat an 🍪 🍃

That's why his music stinks. Call me a purist, but I need my favorite rapper to be about what he raps about and that's why my list of favorites is so short.

Music sounds real good when you ain’t got a j Cole fan telling you how good he is. 😂

I wouldn't know that showed up. I'd be back home when my family. I'm on a strict schedule.

Beautiful brown skin woman...

Nigga look like a turkey ready to get stuffed. Bill about to neck fuck this nigga.

My issue with J. Cole isn't his skill. My issue with J. Cole is he's dumb but thinks he's a genius. He unironically contradicts himself about social issues but thinks he's better than rappers he does the same thing as consistently.

Right!! Let's move on to... You call them Sneakers or Tennis Shoes?!?

I have a method for this that works to perfection but it takes a long time 😮‍💨

Good morning, good people. Bad ones too, I guess.

They said Shedeur better. And... You sure?

I'd pick a new fight every day.