Today was my first day of Hyrox training. This is what happens when you’re chronically single with no kids and you get bored. You decide to randomly do a marathon. Tomorrow will be brutal.

That’s Chase Infiniti from Columbia College Chicago up on stage for the Best Picture win

Michael B. Jordan is now the sixth Black actor to win Best Actor at the Oscars. Joining Sidney Poitier, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Forest Whitaker and Will Smith.

The Winner Takes It All, because Marty Supreme isn’t getting anything. LMAO!!!!

NOT ME CRYING!!!!!!!

They should’ve cut everyone’s time abruptly if that’s the case tbh. There’s a way to do it.

WHAT

JAMES BALDWIN QUOTE FROM A NORWEGIN ALRIGHT NOW

WHEW !!! That was a SPEECH!!!

Teyana really needs to introduce us to that lady in the Bantu knots…

The cheers are different (louder) for Sinners.

So much love in that room for Autumn 🥹❤️

This guy won for Black Panther too. Ryan got loyalty with his people

WILL BE WATCHING

Kimmel taking no prisoners on Melania and I'm here for it

Now THAT was a speech!!!

The Perfect Neighbor still makes me sick.

FRANKENSTEIN SETS WERE BRILLIANTLY DESIGNED. Well deserved.

Pedro really was in damn near 74 movies last year 😭

A MAN.

FINALLY 😭🥹❤️

Knowing that OBAO is adapted from a book makes a world of difference but the movie still portrays Black women in a terrible way.

Yt people LOVED this movie, yall. My (yt) coworkers focused on the single dad element and completely missed the revolutionary storyline. This is the sweep.

This…?????

The costuming in Frankenstein was beautiful. It was between Sinners and Frankenstein for me tbh.

I literally cackled!!!

BAAAABYYYYYY THEY HAD EVERYBODY ON THEIR FEET!!!!!

Oh this performance is about to make me CRY

I’m just glad I didn’t pay for that mess. It had so much potential but the ending destroyed the movie.

I need to retwist my hair but I have no energy 😭

Oxtail omelette from iHop?? Nigga yo stomach gon off itself.

@tmobilesupport.bsky.social is a nightmare of a company. Cancelled my account in December. They somehow managed to cancel 3/5 lines and are still charging me for lines they failed to close. I’ve been contacting them for 7 straight days to resolve this and no one is capable of closing

I’ll be at every semi finals game going forward. That shit was SO much fun 😭 and I’m so glad I went alone.

Yall aren’t gonna believe this 💀 Had no idea my seats were right by the tunnel for the Phantom and the Mist 💀

YERRRRRRRRRR #Unrivaled

Michael B. Jordan wins Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role for Sinners at the Actor Awards #ActorAwards

Michael B. Jordan wins 'Best Actor' at the #ActorAwards! And the ENTIRE room is up on their feet to congratulate him! WHAT A MOMENT, OMG! 🤍

This is largely why I travel so much. Each country I visit I realize how limited our palettes are and how suppressed our food scene is 😭

the right wing influencers are scrambling yall, Nick Fuentes said vote blue 😭 Hell has officially frozen over.

Anytime I have an international trip, I try to dine at local restaurant to get an idea of the countries culinary scene. That said, I am 10000% a snob and understand the food will be A LOT better in said country.

My friend called in the middle of my trip and was shocked at how nice New Yorkers have been to me 💀 Idk what energy yall drag to these peoples cities 💀

Finally back in New York 🙂‍↔️

I always have TSA anxiety and then I remember I have Clear lol. I don’t need to show up hours before unless I want to sit in a lounge 💀

Having a crush at my big age is so stupid 💀

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

CAN’T WAIT FOR MONDAY!!!!!

Okay Breeze!!!!