[watches 8 minutes of Youtube cooking channels] This fare lacks 𝑤𝑜𝑘 ℎ𝑒𝑖 镬气 [slaps PB&J sandwich out of mother's hands]

I am dysfunctional today.

me and my friends would've bludgeoned elf on a shelf with hammers i can tell you that much

YOU OPENED THE BOX. WE CAME.

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

FYI if you have a mind to buy books this Black Friday (the softcover is also on Amazon):

This will be available on Bandcamp tomorrow for $5 It collects together 4 short EPs, 4 standalone singles, 4 previously unreleased pieces. 22 tracks total.

My debut collection still exists only in my dreams, but these are my favourite anthology appearances from the last couple of years. And there are links to some free online stuff in my pinned post as well.

Today sucks, but I just found the pudding I forgot I put in my lunch bag this morning, so that's a nice little surprise from myself to myself.

Beginning to think the people who run this place have a fetish for being yelled at.

ICYMI earlier this month, because the government shutdown affected me, I put together a small collection of stories at a set price to have a little $$$ coming in Since I'm back at work, I lowered the price to pay what you want. Now your chance! kyr-1066.itch.io/a-series-of-...

Warming up curry in the work microwave because I'm a rascal.

INT. STAR DESTROYER EXECUTOR -- NIGHT Several BOUNTY HUNTERS await the arrival of DARTH VADER DENGAR: Zuckuss, more like Suckuss amirite BOSSK Ghrhghkyyarrhghhhlll! ZUCKUSS [crying]

maybe i am going insane

I will no longer be advancing the plot.

John Fetterman sustained a serious fall today while pursuing an alleged Hamas sympathizer down a beanstalk

I'm told that Kalgorrahan the Defiler, Sultan of Sulfur, Dark Prince of Pussy, is not a relatable character.

The demon conjuring and subsequent blood orgies I use to get my ideas are probably a distraction of the writing process I could do without. And sadly I'm told the texts, reeking of brimstone and mysterious fluids, don't always resonate with the average reader anyway.

I should make a version of ublock that replaces every ad with a playable copy of Doom

He found the laundry to have an insufficient amount of cat hair, but has taken corrective measures.

The laundry inspector is on the case.

Here's 4 books I wrote. You should buy one, some, all, and give 'em a read.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This month's newsletter's out. If you've been meaning to sign up, now's as good a time as any! buttondown.com/crosshatches...

I had a nice sazerac and started writing a new book. Novella? Novel? No idea! I know, I haven't released the last one I wrote, or the one before that, or the other one, but-- Look, the world spirals into darkness, and I have to face it in the only way I know how.

Okay, that's all for me tonight. Remember what the Ewoks taught us: when you win, you're allowed to eat your enemies. It's cool with the Force, it's not a crime.

When November rolls around and people start talking "the Holidays" but you're still in spooky mode.

That's one way to make a dedication to the novelization of DOOM.

Fuck yeah, pozole.

the "style over substance" argument is particularly funny to me given that Coppola's film makes a point of including a ton of little bits and references from the text that no other adaptation even bothered with. it's probably the richest interpretation of the novel out there

It is here, a new episode! Join @swarbie.bsky.social, myself, and special guest @jrbolt.bsky.social as we discuss the mystery of Kuchisake-Onna. share.fireside.fm/episode/j09k...

Phantom Worlds, the latest issue of The Cellar Door from @darkpenpress.bsky.social releases today and features my bittersweet nightmare of a novelette, "The Contents of a Box." ...

If every follower I have donated 50 cents I would have enough to cover Benny's surgery. If you can afford it please throw me anything you can, if you can't please share the link. ko-fi.com/owllog #animalsinneed #catsinneed #helpme #donatetoday #donate #donations #catsurgery

Phantom Worlds, the latest issue of The Cellar Door from @darkpenpress.bsky.social releases today and features my bittersweet nightmare of a novelette, "The Contents of a Box." ...

I don't like horror movies because, get this, there's enough real-life horror in the world already. I don't understand the purpose of fiction and I think it's basically real. I drove into a tunnel painted on a mountain wall, and then I backed up and did it again.

RELEASE DAY! This World of Vile Wonder: Horror Tales of the Scientific Revolution is out now. Nine tales! Appreciate any help spreading the word. Mybook.to/vilewonder

Do you want to fight dinosaurs while rebuilding a time machine? Sure, we all do. But this time you can do it with a, am I reading this right? A bee-girl? Sure, a bee-girl, check it out, it's a whole text adventure, it's SILVERWORLD!

Good morning! ICYMI I've put together a small collection of stories to have some $$$ coming in until our government opens back up and I get a paycheck again Nine stories where the warm Caribbean sun casts long shadows. Find what TropiWeird is all about kyr-1066.itch.io/a-series-of-...

This is how Gregor Samsa's family treated him

IT'S ALIVE dl.bookfunnel.com/zum1k2dg9b

Digging into the deepest, darkest recesses of my DVD collection for tonight's viewing.

In an age lit by fire, only the most curious and driven souls turned a flame to the unknown. The least fortunate peered beyond the veil. This World of Vile Wonder: Horror Tales of the Scientific Revolution releases October 20. Ebook preorder up now on Amazon & Kobo ⬇️

made another poor man's book commercial, this one for FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN please enjoy (the commercial and the book)

why she live in one of those samurai castles

"Only in bad novels people always think the right thing, always say the right thing, every effect has its cause, there are the likeable ones and the unlikeable, the good and the bad, everything in the end consoles you." -from Elena Ferrante's The Story of the Lost Child

Oh hey

Serpentine Offering - 2025 The original artwork for the 2026 edition of Prepare the Ground #metalsky #artsky #illustration #darkart #occultart #blackmetal #doommetal #deathmetal