i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

Everyone checking the calender today like

No, no, it's fine that the Resident Evil 2/3 remakes did away with the giant spiders in Racoon City, just so Requiem could go "Surprise, motherfucker!" with an even bigger spider.

My boy Goose getting some outside time for his birthday.

You've heard of looksmaxxing but the new thing is heightminning. Getting smaller every day. Becoming a little lad. A cherub-cheeked Fauntleroy with a big lolly, or perhaps a leprechaun.

Me and my friends would NOT have hit ourselves in the face with hammers, I can tell you that much.

I didn't know they made black IPAs. I don't particularly care for IPAs, but my curiosity got the better of me.

This month has been unusually slow and I've had some surprise expenses pop up. With that, for the remainder of April, all premade book covers in my gallery are 50% off the listed price and I am also giving a 20% discount on all new commission work!

If you slept in this as a baby you'd be transported to The Hunter's Dream in Bloodborne

The word "feast" should have a strict, internationally recognized definition. You can't just throw that word around. There are standards to be met, and consequences if they are not.

If you enjoyed "As the Shore to the Tides, So Blood Calls to Blood", I wrote a novella in that setting, a story about families, the curses they bear, and fighting the good fight - even in the face of Death. I'm serializing it in my newsletter so consider signing up: buttondown.com/crosshatches

It's my birthday tomorrow 🙂

Marketing creep: People only look at thumbnail images, so don't put any effort into your covers, just try to make them look distinguishable. I guess. Whatever. That will be $500,000 please Publishers: You're a genius Mr. McKinsey

Desperately reminding myself that we sent humans to the moon again and what a monumental achievement that is for mankind, Trump's insane boondoggle of a war be damned.

Just updated my premade book cover gallery and it's getting a little hefty. From now until April 7th, I'm offering 25% off everything and waving the full wrap conversion fee on any purchased premades.

Gonna run by the Black Lodge, anybody need anything?

Seems almost preferable to the real horrors. Almost.

Miss this guys little face everyday. Help me finish this please. Share around if you can. #mutualaid #helpsky #catsky

Any indie/small publishers looking for an in-house designer and/or formatter? I offer affordable retainer services or discounts for bulk work! Feel free to shoot me a message or an email if you have any questions or are interested.

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

💲🐈‍⬛️💚 Really badly need help with this. Please share with your rich friends or throw me a few dollars. #gofundme #catparent #vetbills #emergencyvet #pethelp #mutualaid #crowdfunding #animallovers #catsky #catsofbluesky #helpmycat #signalboost

Unless you're using jester's privilege to criticize your rulers, you are not "jestermaxxing." You are a clown, at best.

Unless you're using jester's privilege to criticize your rulers, you are not "jestermaxxing." You are a clown, at best.

Benny is back at the vet today, the bills are eating me alive, please help me if you can. ko-fi.com/owllog

Since the youth abandoned Facebook, Meta has been forced to consider digital necromancy to keep traffic up as their primary user base dies of old age.

I'd love for people to consider "Blanquitos" in the short story category, but I mostly want everyone to read my story about old neighborhoods, childhood friends, and how nostalgia can be a boomerang www.typebarmagazine.com/blanquitos/

General von Paulus, when Hitler demanded to know why he lost the Battle of Stalingrad:

fascinated by the adults on tiktok who have convinced themselves they were part of an 80s CIA program for gifted kids. one lady was like “don’t you remember how the rooms were painted light brown and they smelled like stale coffee and cigarettes?” like…babe? that’s every room in the 1980s

The DLC for Elden Ring. Look, I love the Souls games, but that shit was 40 bucks and it was so unreasonably frustrating that I did not enjoy playing it.

Forgot to post about it earlier because, well... *gestures broadly* but I got my contributor copy of Phantom Worlds!

Fair-Haired Child. ... .... ..... .............weird.

Forgot to post about it earlier because, well... *gestures broadly* but I got my contributor copy of Phantom Worlds!

Friends, if you have good news about your writing or art, we need to see that. The onslaught of political posting & rallying against fascism is important, but your happiness about your creative wins is part of what people are standing for. Don't let the bastards take that away from you.

The dub was horrendous so I gave up and watched Cigarette Burns instead.

Watching Brotherhood of the Wolf for the first time because I heard it's an aesthetic inspiration for Bloodborne, and I'm a nerd for both aesthetics and Bloodborne.

BIZARROCON IS IN MAY! If you've never been before, let this be the year! Readings and panels. Performances and workshops. The Wonderland Book Awards. The Ultimate Bizarro Showdown. It's a good time full of interesting people with unique, insightful approaches to art and literature. bizarrocon.com

Listening to Twin Peaks music at work because I am a sane and well-adjusted adult having a perfectly normal day.

Finished Ghost of Yotei. Overall I do prefer the narrative/structure of its predecessor, but from a presentation and gameplay perspective, Yotei is a solid follow up.

Finished Ghost of Yotei. Overall I do prefer the narrative/structure of its predecessor, but from a presentation and gameplay perspective, Yotei is a solid follow up.

Yeah.

Work jams: Dutch edition.

Submissions are now open for NEGATIVE SPACE 3: THE END OF ALL SANCTUARY. Looking for survival horror stories with a "siege" or "trapped" sub-theme. Jan 1 - 31. $25.00 payment + digital & paperback copies. 2k to 8k word limit. Visit the site for details. www.darkpeninsulapress.com/negative-spa...

Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/

Chicory had another episode of symptoms in the night but has been normal again since. Healing takes time blah, blah, blah. Appointment with regular vet tomorrow, to be safe. All this means money will be extra tight, so any little bit donated to help out would be much appreciated ko-fi.com/braegrosz