But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

They are filming This City Is Ours (Series 2) in the property next door. Just heard two loud bangs. Someone just got whacked!

The hanging gardens of Sefton Park: the tap has been turned on again.

Read this thread on the stupidity that is Brexit

The Wild West like Shameless with horses.

☘️ COYBIG ☘️

TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Lisa Riley" TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Guy Martin" TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Drystone walling" TV executive: *rolls dice* Dice: "Dartmoor" Magazine: Join Lisa Riley & Guy Martin as they go drystone walling across Dartmoor, autumn on ITV1.

Entirely predictable, yet again.

I popped into my local shop and the owner was giving everyone who came in sweets because it's Eid. It feels like there are people who want to convince me this is somehow damaging the country.

I think Beryl Bainbridge might've been on to something with Young Adolf given the inhabitants of Mersey Street.

First plumes of disposable barbecue smoke visible in Sefton Park

RIP Pete Frame

This should be compulsory reading in any history class in UK. But it isn’t.

RIP Len Deighton, author and illustrator of LEN DEIGHTON’S ACTION COOK BOOK and other works

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Kidology of Tea

Entirely predictable

"Keep walking, keep looking for the strange."

Well! Lots of fun reading this and I never liked Adam Faith. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/m...

Barton trying to emulate his murderer brother going by the description of the crime scene. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

SEVEN. That’s how many strikes hit near the Iranian girls’ school. Video shows a tomahawk missile hitting a building next to the school. The kind of “precision” you get when an incompetent administration runs a war on outdated intelligence. Don’t look away —we should all see the deadly destruction

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Count Arthur Strong is the only person allowed to issue threats of citizen arrest. Doesn't this pillock know that?

Joani Reid who suggested Corbyn was a Russian asset despite zero evidence? Her husband? Ah fuck, she's gonna be LIVID. metro.co.uk/2026/03/04/l...

Just one thing ... you said you were wearing a cache-misère of your own mythology...what was under that?

Excellent dismantling of the spurious "cheating" claims by Reform and their fellow travellers in right wing press.

OMLOOP

Once again every shitposter on the socials was yelling this at Labour and the response was "sorry I can't hear you over how smart and sensible I am you scum"

So many good things about this. People voting for the future, for hope not hate, 69% v 31% Centre/Left v Right, even with the Tories on 2% Reform were nowhere near. First good news of the year. I see the fascists are already doing a Trump and crying voter fraud. Fuck'em, they were beaten by humanity

"I’d suggest her barometer for beastliness is entirely broken at this point." Mic on Sarah Vile.

Happy Birthday to George Harrison ‘They used us as an excuse to go mad, the world did, and then blamed it on us.’

Bravo!

Yippee Ki‐Yay

@weare1of100.bsky.social Richie , just seen Liner notes. On black musicians covering The Beatles: the NY Times is wide of the mark. I hold that Junior Parker's Tomorrow Never Knows (not on the list!) is not only the best Beatles cover by a black artist, but the best cover by any artist. PERIOD.

Mid-table rubbish, but a win's a win.

Awful, turgid performance from Liverpool, something better change.

End of the road

It's a royal lockup: AMW with convicted nonce Stuart Hall.

Drips ready to drop

If he's not nicknamed Fandab then the game has gone

RIP Robert Duvall (1931—2026)

I thought the mooted new Cabinet Secretary’s name rang a bell, here she is easing Mosley & Palantir into the top echelons of government/NHS @coricrider.com @goodlawproject.org @justtreatment.org @zackpolanski.bsky.social @adrianramsay.bsky.social @johnmcdonnellmp.bsky.social @eddavey.libdems.org.uk

Chris Mason would be standing outside Screwfix doing his piece to camera.

Well! If this thread doesn't make you smile today. Happy ending as well! Up the KY!

Another well-deserved nail in Labour's coffin. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

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Had to mute that Fletcher knobhead again