Bubba punching air

Those people would be dumb

Big "I'm not asleep I'm just resting my eyes" energy

Every day we get closer to the biggest celebration in American History

pack the court or lose the republic

I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.

🤡🤡🤡

“Government stats say incomes after adjusting for inflation are now declining YoY. What do you say to that?” “Yeah, well, we are also starving people and kicking them off health care”

Every time this idiot opens his mouth something stupider comes out. How does he still have a job

Republicans 👏 don't 👏 give 👏 a fuck 👏 about you

Congrats to the GOP for forcing the entire country talk about @jamestalarico.bsky.social’s girlfriend, who it turns out is super hot 👍

Seems like a good idea to close the airport that is closest to the world cup stadium and serves roughly half of NYC international traffic.

This looks fucking idiotic too

"financial market" - sir this is a money laundering scheme

This is so fucking stupid

We need to commit a war crime

Bone spurs R us says what?

I'm ron burgundy?

Why does anyone cook chicken breast when chicken thigh is available?

me when it happens

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

He staged a shooting to try to fund a fucking ballroom, of course he staged a shooting to get out of his kids wedding

The likelihood of another US-Israel bombing campaign against Iran or a US military action against Cuba just went up.

By “lifted off” he means “kicked off”

1. Number of stories about Trump buying and selling hundreds of millions of dollars in stocks in the first three months of 2026: CBS: 0 CNN: 0 Fox News: 0 NPR: 0 PBS: 0 Politico: 0 Semafor: 0 Business Insider: 0

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

By definition he is more mature. But also a maturing potato is mushy and a pedophile

on my hands and knees pleading with journalists to remember that $1.776 billion rounds to $1.8 billion and not $1.7 billion

Misspelled grift

Speaking outside the White House

Rofl. Lmao even

Taco Tuesday comes early

This may be the only time J.D. Vance has said something I can agree with.

Gavin Newsom yet again stands up for fairness, first endorsing a ban on trans athletes and now this, truly a statesman for our times

China Street Journal is some low energy shit

Taco Tuesday part 3

Iran is 7260 miles away from the US.

Pack. The motherfucking. Court

World's most punchable face

Of course, Scalise makes an Idiotic Argument…..

1) I highly doubt this 2) if true, then who is indoctrinating who?

Leave them all there

Probably the day he walked down that fucking escalator

Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Housing first is also not a failed model

"Democratic governors and state legislators need to realize that this is no longer about fairness; it’s about fighting back so that they are not engineered out of the House forever. And I get that Dems don’t have the stomach for this kind of warfare--- find it."