Crazy cloud formations

My youngest asked what boxing day is, so I told him that the day after Christmas all the children in the street have to box in a giant arena until one child was left, and that child gets all the presents.

Since David Frost has NEVER been right about anything at any point when it comes to Brexit, this feels like a strong endorsement for our participation in Erasmus.

I hate to see my child poorly with a cold but I enjoy the peace and quiet. I instantly regret giving them Calpol because within 20 minutes, they return to the annoying little arsehole that disturbs my peace.

🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

Man Tentatively Takes Shot At Bad-Mouthing Girlfriend’s Family For First Time https://theonion.com/man-tentatively-takes-shot-at-bad-mouthing-girlfriend-s-1819577212/

I broke "6 or 7" in our house. I made so many "6 or 7" jokes back to him, that my eldest groaned. Thank god that is over

I know it is unsightly to brag, but i just finished an entire egg box, without having to throw any away

It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out. Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out. Then share. Thank you. secure.cesvotes.com/V3-3-0/nt25/...

Suggest you jump in on this poll. —> xd.wayin.com/display/cont...? And share…

Having an #adhd wife is either being 2 hours late or 1 year early, for everything.

So tonight I discovered that you SHOULDNT eat 3 year old turkey that you find at the bottom of the freezer.

BREAKING: They're scrubbing @banksy The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.

Farage is the top money-bringing, fat-salary-enjoying, rage-baiting mascot the useless oxygen-thieving hacks of British journalism can buy. And no Guardian wanker is ever gonna change that. #ukpolitics

This is a huge story. Don't let him get away with it. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

www.nationaltvawards.com/vote What a message it would send to the far right in this country, if Gary Lineker were to win best presenter? Please vote and repost.

Happy #firstdayofschool eve for all non-students and teachers

@wulfhelm.bsky.social #shitbirdphotos

My management style is all about nuance. I treat people with kindness and an arm around their shoulder if that is what they need. And tough love and shouting for others. I just haven't yet found anyone that needs the 'kind' approach.

@crunchlabs.bsky.social Toby says thank you for his 9th birthday message. "I hope I become an engineer when I grow up" said Toby.

Part two of the summer holiday has exceeded all expectations. Utterly beautiful.

On holiday with the family. Youngest child has been holding onto his "number 2" for over a week. Where did he decide his venue of choice would be to 'release' it? A waterpark.

On holiday with the family. My 13-year old has been wearing my clothes 😦

The corkscrew in my holiday accommodation has been through some stuff

Conservative Bernard Jenkins humiliated on PoliticsLive First he claims the ECHR stopped the Rwanda scheme when it was the UK Supreme Court that stopped it Then he claims there are safe and legal routes, there are not Dishonesty from politicians is a stain on our democracy

Last night our cat went missing. She just climbed out from underneath our car 18 hours, and 20 miles later. She has been on a bit of a wild ride.

Petition: Transfer UK Warrior Infantry Fighting Vehicles to Ukraine The UK has approximately 632 Warrior IFVs: 80 awaiting near-term disposal and the rest expected to be scrapped by 2030. The Government should offer to transfer them to Ukraine. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

Dan Neidle has, righteously, been calling out tax lawyers who enrich themselves - and impoverish the public purse - giving bad tax advice. He's now being threatened with defamation proceedings - so we're backing him. goodlawproject.org/dan-neidle-i...

I just heard someone say that electronic handbrakes are the reason that boys cant meet girls anymore. What times we live in

Wow, I just discovered the bluesky room full of north American corbynites.

Conversation with my 8 year old, Me: how are you this morning? Son: i am tired Me: well, the problem is you went to bed too late Son: no, the problem is your butt. I am a proud dad today0

Please repost, if like me, you will never accept Brexit. It harms the British people. It was obtained through foreign interference and by far the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history, and it robs us of freedom and citizenship. #RejoinEU

So, I woke up to an interesting development this morning. There was what appeared to be an empty bottle of sparkling sitting in the middle of my garden. 1

#Lincolnshire Where i spent my formative years. And where I left at the first opportunity. Continuing to validate my life choices.

Our European citizenship and Freedom of Movement were stolen by foreign interference and the worst abuses of democracy in modern British history. Let's show Starmer that we will not tolerate his dogmatic support for this crime by voting LibDem or Green in the local elections.

#parenting Today I am a proud parent, my wife said something silly at the dinner table - "bread sandwich". My 13 and 8 year old teased her until she told us all to shut up and my kids spat their food everywhere.

Local elections have low turnouts. We can swing the results against Farage by getting good people off their sofas and into the polling stations. If you're angry with Labour, then there are the LibDems and Greens. Abstaining helps the fascists. Fight Fascism #Vote4Democracy

My youngest has started calling me "dad" instead of "daddy" 😪

Trump dumb.0 This time it's really stupid

#Trump The spread betters must be raking in a fortune.

@wulfhelm.bsky.social They found your cake knives.

The 1930s were plagued by protectionist tariff wars. The result was economic depression, rising fascism, and WW2. Farage is Trump and Putin's fascist tool. We urgently need to burst his bubble by voting against him in the local elections. Don't let fascism win #Vote4Democracy

The Tories pandered to the far-right, and look where it has got them. Starmer is making the same error. Brexit is doing far more economic damage than Trump's tariffs. We need a big rejoiner vote in the local elections to show Starmer that his support for Brexit is a vote loser. Vote LibDem & Green

Brexit is doing far more damage to the British economy than Trump's tariffs will do. It's time to abandon the lunacy of Brexit and rejoin our democratic friends in the EU. #RejoinEU

This is high art

The one thing Farage and the Brexit media want most at the moment is for people in the anti-Farage majority not to vote in the local elections. Don't give them what they want. #Vote4Democracy Please amplify the message with your own posts. Let's knock the wheels off the far-right bandwagon.

The most frustrating thing I find on social media is trying to get people to move from complaining and commenting, to actually using social media to make something happen. I advocate using social media to boost the anti-Farage vote in the local elections. The response is generally bugger all.

Well, you have had a good run america. Drop us a line if you manage to survive to roving gangs of cheaper egg and fuel hunters after your apocalypse