“Farage rarely turns up to do his actual job. Yet he finds time to jet off around the world on his donor’s private plane and trouser half a million quid while families struggle. Reform are not on your side. They’re just in it for themselves” It’s so obvious, it hurts. www.desmog.com/2026/04/18/n...

The Ways in Which Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ Except Better From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Farage and Kwarteng doing a Bitcoin deal has to sum up the sheer stinking rottenness of their brand of politics. This is not democracy. It’s certainly not public service. It’s pure corruption. And repulsive, piss-taking greed.

Happy Tuesday You know, just in case we don't see another youtube.com/watch?v=E2LU...

Number crunching: Pay rise for nurses v pay rise for MPs From the new Private Eye, out now.

That'll be some other poor sod getting bombed tomorrow to distract from this shitshow

This is essential reading. It makes clear that the Conservative government had left the NHS in a precarious position by starving it of funding and that its inept handling of the pandemic almost saw it collapse completely

Quite Ugly One Morning is stil a monthly deal on Kindle. An iconic jobbie on a mantelpiece for less than a quid.

From current @privateeyenews.bsky.social, chance to read online. New issue tomorrow! www.private-eye.co.uk/columnists

Christ, they're fucking desperate to paint themselves as oppressed, aren't they?

EXCLUSIVE - I've just been passed the latest copy from the Papua New Guinea Courier's USA correspondent. Subscribe to my Substack for more! mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-latest...

Former political prisoner Nasrin Parvaz reads a letter to Keir Starmer signed by more than 100 pro-democracy, pro-justice and anti-war British-Iranians, including other former Evin detainees Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe and Aras Amiri. Full list of signatories is at togetherforiran.org

This can't be right. Preznit Chucklefuck previously said Iran had no navy left. Was he telling fibs, or have the septics just blown up some poor unsuspecting cunt on a pedalo?

“For all we know, we could be in the middle of Keir Starmer’s finest hour”. Starmer’s critics say he is imperiling the UK’s special relationship with the US... But is it Donald Trump who's doing the damage?

February is Oesophageal Cancer Awareness Month – here are the most common symptoms of oesophageal cancer 👇 It's unlikely to be cancer, but if you notice changes that are unusual for you or won’t go away, get them checked by your doctor. Share this post to help us raise awareness 🔃

Unions enforce your employment rights. Unions can help if you’re discriminated against or mistreated by your employer. Reform doesn’t want you to have that help. They don’t care how badly you’re treated at work. They’re taking the piss out of you. You should mind. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

Closer examination of the Epstein files provokes fresh questions about Reform UK treasurer Nick Candy and his brother Christian’s development of the One Hyde Park super-prime apartment block: messages within the latest release appear to contradict their tax-avoiding account of the project.

Farage - grifting multimillionaire and highest earning MP Tice - family money multimillionaire Yusuf - multimillionaire Jenrick - millionaire Zahawi - multimillionaire But they want to cut the National Minimum Wage down from £12.21 per hour. (It goes up 50p in April.) God, they’re hideous.

Turns out Reform’s financial plans are backed up with research

Also in this Reform UK story, how man-of-the-people Nigel Farage has moved his personal company to Candy’s offshore-owned Mayfair office. @privateeyenews.bsky.social

NEW: The PNG Courier's overseas correspondent on Reform's limescale problem. Check my Substack for more. open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

“Zia Yusuf, the party's head of policy, told the Times last year that his party would adopt a 'Trump 2.0' approach to immigration, saying: "We are going to move at great speed. It'll be much more like Trump mark two than Trump mark one" When they tell you who they are, you better listen”

Let's hope this positive news gets as much attention as the people who try to convince us that the UK is a murder ravaged hellscape. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The very latest from the PNG Courier's overseas correspondent. Visit the link for more. mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-png-co...

67% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?

Annette was the loveliest. Last time I saw her we had a badger in a Fox Project pen I was cleaning. She went to get something to move him so I could clean the other half, but I was nearly finished when she got back. "How did you get him to move?" "I asked him to shift his bum, so he did" 🦡🤎

UKIP's proposed new logo. Fucking HELL.

Reform unveiled their latest Conservative recruit Nadhim Zahawi - unfortunately he forgot to delete his old tweets accusing Farage of racism...

Spare a thought this festive season for those who will be spending the Yuletide period all on their own, with no family to visit them. People like ‘A’, who will spend this Christmas without any of his titles. From the new Private Eye, out now.

I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future. Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.

Not sure how long Farage is going to get away with this sort of thing…. Long enough to get into No.10 where he can fully screw the country over? Or could he (for love of god) be investigated before then? Racism aside (which should end his career), he’s just so bloody corrupt… (Private Eye)

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’

Heard we lost Phil (b) Fuck, this year's been rough

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement. Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph Because this does NOT add up! No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies… 🧵1/9

Coincidence corner: Nigel Farage and crypto. From the new Private Eye, out now.

The only way these people think you can counter Reform is by emulating them. Countering them with facts or a heartfelt defence of our humanitarian obligations has never been an option.

Swifts have declined 70% since 1994. They fly from Africa to breed here, only to find we've blocked their nest sites. A £35 swift brick nest box was proposed for all new buildings. The construction industry lobbied Labour to block it. Biodiversity sustains life. Labour sustains economic power.

HIVE MIND - I’m touring my one man version of A Christmas Carol this December; got a bunch of dates in BUT I’ve got an annoying gap: 14th - 17th. Been waiting to hear from some venues but can’t wait any longer. I donate 50% of my cut to local charities Any small (<100 seat)f venues interested?

So we're really at the stage where conservative politicians and pundits consider anything north of screaming proscribed epithets into ethnic faces as "not racist". But we'll get there on that behviour too, and our media will both-sides it when it comes.

Clocks have gone what now? That explains a lot 🤦🏻‍♂️🚂

A night out with my stepdad in the mid 90s; the band in The Cartoon was rubbish, so we went to the Nowhere Inn Particular, where this was on the jukebox #RightInTheFeels youtu.be/6mNoNawk85c?...

What’s one song that instantly transports you to a moment in your life? 🎧 Mine’s “Way Over Yonder” — it always feels like home.

Trouser leg of time moment, 18 years ago today: my first gig in nearly 6 years Pretty much everything else has changed since that day, but still representing @gogosofficial.bsky.social anywhere I go 🤘🏻 Happy birthday, Charlotte 🎂

Incentives to hit sales targets in the financial services sector far outweigh any incentive to report AML suspicions Regulatory fines are just another overhead, paid for by writing even more debt of questionable provenance 🤠

"So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure How amazingly unlikely is your birth And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space 'Cos there's bugger all down here on earth"

[opposing devastating cuts to welfare] You can no longer be a Labour MP [sending birthday messages to convicted paedophile, sex trafficker and "best pal" Jeffrey Epstein then continuing contact after his first conviction] Well now hold on a second he's said he's sorry jeez

Why the FUCK aren't media outlets - including the fucking BBC - making more noise about this??? I am so fucking sick of double standards.

Why does Robotman blink...? 🤔 #DoomPatrol

Not defending any tax dodging obvs, but I suspect we'll be waiting for quite some time for the same level of outrage over the tax affairs of politicians who aren't women, left wing or working class.