🎶What.. Would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me🎶

The stupid idiot waaaaaayyyyyy overpaid

What’s next? Electing a dog as president?

The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One

Alive and kicking unlike this dead pedophile ass bitch

“Nine” is looking great today 🐻⬇️🥊

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only

Hypebeast Batboy

When people are stupid shitballs, bake something. People will still be stupid shitballs, but you’ll have a tasty treat. Birthday apple dumplings for my favorite daughter 🩷🍎

Put up your dukes 😾🥊

My male cat and my dog are best friends. They leave toys for each other to play with. Here’s Bowie with Oscar’s favorite pineapple

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Quoting Debs. be still my heart

A weak man asks “trick or treat?” A strong man declares “Give me treats.” Which one are you?

The Democratic Party would do well to look to the social programs of the Black Panther Party as inspiration if SNAP disappears on Saturday. Just running party-sponsored food drives and regular party-sponsored spaghetti dinners in some major cities would be both helpful and good PR.

I am more convinced everyday that people that are making a big deal about trans athletes are just problem gamblers

Spotify killed the video star.

@jaketapper.bsky.social got bullied a little too hard on here and now he’s being a fucking baby joker bitch about it

I think it’s hilarious that Michael Jordan starts getting involved in the NBA again just in time for a high stakes gambling scandal to hit the league

🔴🐈💨

New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST

*Rollins voice* I AM ONE PIE! I AM RIGHT HERE! I AM WHAT’S LEFT! I AM RIGHT NOW!

Dudes rock www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

Seeing British stuff like this is really good for Americans because it’s like “what the fuck lol what is this ridiculous nonsense?” and then they go back to reading a press release from a Senator complaining that the Buzz Lightyear movie from 5 years ago had an implied background lesbian marriage

Monkey business over here #dogsky

This is so oddly specific for a dog toy

😂🤣🤭

I guess I can consider myself lucky that I have no idea what this whole waffles thing is about. Maybe my brain is starting to heal

After a few years of banger half time shows. We’re going back to snoozefest 2026. The NFL truly is the No Fun League.

Kind of low key pissed that they replaced the cyanide in Tylenol with autism and now it doesn’t work anymore

The Deftones Around the Fur has to be the horniest album that I have ever heard.

it's called bitcoin because it's joke money

“Brisket Tacos”

White people man.

Hell is not hot enough for monsters like this

if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media

More like a small town sheriff in a David Lynch tv show

Damn what did Dan say to get Jalen Carter to spit on him?

Boys II Men still got it

This, also why not affordable housing?

I recently visited an ICE detention center with @ravenreveals.bsky.social just outside of Chicago. Kidnapping people off the streets isn’t keeping us any more safe. Let’s close this facility and all the other ones like it down.

Last weekend, I retraced the steps of two of the most important moments in American (and Chicago) labor history, starting with the Haymarket Massacre. But the Haymarket Massacre wasn’t just a tragedy. It still provides a compass for us to fight against fascism today:

wow. blam. truth. #TruthWarriors

Hakeem Jefferies energy right here

starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Micah to the Packers is breaking my heart. #BearDown