Don’t tell me. Its botchulism isn’t it

should i buzz him in?

I accept cash if you’re serious.

A great country does not have starving children in it

Decided to do a little more digging to learn more about those 2020 Biden voters who skipped 2024, why they skipped, and what sort of message might win them back, and found this helpful research by Celinda Lake from last year: waytowin.docsend.com/view/rnv5spt...

Typical centrist

timbaland implies the existence of timbaair and timbasea

You mean president fibber is telling another fib? Im shocked

Hannity has never watched a chicago team shit the bed mid season has he?

I bet if they did some insider trading, they could afford a bigger desk.

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

Someone found the amulet.

Dear Mr. Buckner, sir… You’re playing yourself if you think the Bears need incentive to play in the *LARGEST UNSHARED* market in professional tackle football Please, “look and share” …the cost vs revenues this team enjoys Friend, “just stop”, k? Stop Not one nickel Not. One.

Oh is he finally going to man up and admit that Octopuses Garden is the greatest Beatle song?

Whatever happened to a coffee and a blunt?

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

👏 Congratulations to Sade Adu, the first British black woman to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. #MusicSky #Sade rockhall.com/sade/

Terrible front.

I mean whom amongst us?

I really expected more out of The Bermuda Triangle.

Oh hello little friend 🕊️🪺

I cant believe that people say these things in public.

I love this performative bullshit. Just real “I liked them before they were cool” energy. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Former Detroit Lions WR Herman Moore Says How Team Treated Frank Ragnow Can Cause Division www.si.com/nfl/lions/on...

Quick! Somebody check Polymarket.

Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat

Always remember

Make it make sense to me. Albertsons is the second largest grocery chain in the US Somehow more expensive than shopping at a food and liquor. Absolute vultures

So AI is fucked fucked huh?

The one kid doesn’t even look old enough to drive.

who made Grandpa Munster king of England?

American politics is a guy with diamond studded sunglasses and a platinum necklace with a custom nameplate going “universal healthcare? Sounds like a lovely idea but where are you gonna get the money for something like that?”

These are the dumbest people. We live in a golden age for wallet inspectors

Stewart Copeland is so cool.

Tampa is 100% going to fire Todd Bowles to try and hire Urban Meyer.

Will someone please do a deep dive into what the NFL demands are to host the draft.

Purebred pup. 🙂

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

Oh this gave me flashbacks to the old job.

God bless this game thisgreatgame.com/1908-basebal...

Hell yeah! Go Birds

Thats a huge tube of meat

Knuckleballers have to be my favorite baseball characters because they are the perfect vessel of baseball quirkiness and chaos. Just pure Jesus take the wheel energy

I think the worst of all possible worlds did an episode on Reds and it only convinced me that Warren Beatty is a special kind of psychotic

Well how else can you insider trade on an impending lock out?