I love that my cat has an exclamation point under his tail so whenever he’s showing his asshole he makes a statement.

I’m listening

A baby brained news site for babies.

Another marriage destroyed by alchohol

Hey its the one where James inexplicably drives a Ford Thunderbird

Dudes Rock

Has anyone heard from Mike Lindell recently?

This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive

Im going to go ahead and ruin the suspense for you now. Yes, 100% yes you absolutely will.

New focus is certainly a choice of words

One of the more insidious consequences of the last few election cycles is that now we have to listen to these dipshits wax nostalgic about a half a century of rancid politics

this is what i'm gonna do to grimace once i get my hands on him

buh buh buh we made a deal!!!!! glad they're standing up for this but it really just highlights how terrible everyone has been to date in dealing with trump

A screenshot of a George Conway tweet is the real crime here

The Bears win a barnburner of a playoff game AND the Cubs signed Alex Bregman?!?

Leeeroy Jenkins?!? Are we for real right now?

“Ex tubo aquae bibi”

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Haha what a crotchety old dork. “I cant believe kids these days can’t operate a steam loom”

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

"Levi was 13 when he joined and had been on the app less than 48 hours when he was targeted for blackmail and died, his mother said."

Someone should check Peter Thiel’s bank account because he must have bought the shit out of her dumbass book.

AI COMPANY CEO: The West is dying and all I see are flames. Also, my chatbot takes the stress out of baking a cake or doing a funny pun.

It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.

My inbox when I get in to work on monday

post a famous bathroom scene

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

🎶What.. Would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me🎶

The stupid idiot waaaaaayyyyyy overpaid

What’s next? Electing a dog as president?

The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One

Alive and kicking unlike this dead pedophile ass bitch

“Nine” is looking great today 🐻⬇️🥊

Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only

Hypebeast Batboy

When people are stupid shitballs, bake something. People will still be stupid shitballs, but you’ll have a tasty treat. Birthday apple dumplings for my favorite daughter 🩷🍎

Put up your dukes 😾🥊

My male cat and my dog are best friends. They leave toys for each other to play with. Here’s Bowie with Oscar’s favorite pineapple

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Quoting Debs. be still my heart

A weak man asks “trick or treat?” A strong man declares “Give me treats.” Which one are you?

The Democratic Party would do well to look to the social programs of the Black Panther Party as inspiration if SNAP disappears on Saturday. Just running party-sponsored food drives and regular party-sponsored spaghetti dinners in some major cities would be both helpful and good PR.

I am more convinced everyday that people that are making a big deal about trans athletes are just problem gamblers

Spotify killed the video star.

@jaketapper.bsky.social got bullied a little too hard on here and now he’s being a fucking baby joker bitch about it

I think it’s hilarious that Michael Jordan starts getting involved in the NBA again just in time for a high stakes gambling scandal to hit the league