Forbidden sushi

Imagine quoting Steve Hofstetter.

If I were an Illinois politician, I’d say good riddance and eat shit

lol WTF?

Oh they’ve changed a lot of things. Just nothing that materially benefits their constituents.

Just a girl and her Samsquanch.

peaking on acid at 7-11 and a hot dog gets up from the roller and starts yelling at you

they're turning plato's cave into an airbnb

What is a PATRIOT? This is a Patriot to me

when your 37 year old streamer is lowkey 12 years old

Congress can do something about this

The crematorium on wheels has a “wade mode”?

Bluesky Classic Rock guys is something else.

The search is over

DO YOU ???? - dashare.zone ADMIN

Is this why my Roomba started following me on instagram?

Have some respect He was just nominated as head of the FDA

Apparently drinking from the water hose causes brain damage

🎶🎵Dipshit of the Year🎶🎵

May the 4th be with you 🌌

Man, what a prick.

Oh hi guys!🐾🐾

⭕️ What have I been banging on about for months? THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING or YOU WILL GET ANOTHER TRUMP!! 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 .

Don’t ever work for someone who doesn’t believe in work-life balance if you can at all avoid it.

did each beaver get his own parachute please. how brave were they. i bet really brave

“We need to broaden the tent” “no! Not that way” Typical liberals standing tall and proud for the status quo.

This was a stupid article and the author should feel bad

Brooke. You gotta fire your manager for this.

Some heroes don’t wear capes

Its the cops policing themselves.

Cmon man lol this is not a horror movie

Don’t tell me. Its botchulism isn’t it

should i buzz him in?

I accept cash if you’re serious.

A great country does not have starving children in it

Decided to do a little more digging to learn more about those 2020 Biden voters who skipped 2024, why they skipped, and what sort of message might win them back, and found this helpful research by Celinda Lake from last year: waytowin.docsend.com/view/rnv5spt...

Typical centrist

timbaland implies the existence of timbaair and timbasea

You mean president fibber is telling another fib? Im shocked

Hannity has never watched a chicago team shit the bed mid season has he?

I bet if they did some insider trading, they could afford a bigger desk.

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

Someone found the amulet.

Dear Mr. Buckner, sir… You’re playing yourself if you think the Bears need incentive to play in the *LARGEST UNSHARED* market in professional tackle football Please, “look and share” …the cost vs revenues this team enjoys Friend, “just stop”, k? Stop Not one nickel Not. One.

Oh is he finally going to man up and admit that Octopuses Garden is the greatest Beatle song?

Whatever happened to a coffee and a blunt?

NYT cooking page has basically no meat on it "Dumplings With Peas" "Broccoli Cheddar Beans"

👏 Congratulations to Sade Adu, the first British black woman to be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. #MusicSky #Sade rockhall.com/sade/