@mattufford.bsky.social new CARR album out today. Just started listening to it and it doesn’t seem any less horny than their previous work.

@edsbs.bsky.social did you see the playlist Alex Honnold was listening to while he climbed Taipei 101? A true maniac

“I wanna burn down his house” - my 2.5 year old requesting I play Talking Heads

I don’t know how you guys know my brother, but tell him to get better at responding to texts. theonion.com/emotionally-...

Currently experiencing the winter break version of this. Doesn’t have the urgency of “need to get out the door now,” but the slow, constant fighting, neediness, complaining has me seething at all times.

"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."

@fangraphs.com when Geno Suarez hits a homer off your team in the postseason and you have to remind yourself of the pain of who they traded him for a decade ago

@mikegolicjr.bsky.social ALERT: we had a thicc six in yesterday’s Michigan HS State finals www.instagram.com/reel/DRtTv74...

@jayjaffe.bsky.social you made the Defector crossword!

@drewmagary.bsky.social I know we’re still a few months away from the WS Hater’s Guide, but this email caught my attention

Let’s remember some Tigers All Stars!

@edsbs.bsky.social England or Alabama sighting in the teaser for the new season of Great British Baking Show

Checked them out during my run today, “Hot Dad” really gave me the motivation I needed for that extra mile. Good call

Hey folks. I know there's a lot going on right now, but I'd really appreciate it if you read this piece I wrote on the perils of raising an autistic child during the era of RFK Jr. and his campaign of insane conspiracies and cruel scare tactics geared toward people on the spectrum.

@benclemens.bsky.social are you the one who does the “highest pitch homered off of” article each year? Because I have a nomination.

Signed my daughter up for a transitional kindergarten meeting and received this great offer

@davidjroth.bsky.social @laurentheisen.bsky.social how did I do?

Don’t make me believe again, Tork. You’ve put me through too much!

While I wish I could say the winter has past, the rain is over and gone, but I can’t say that it has. But we can at least take comfort in the flowers, the singing of the birds and the voice of the turtle. Happy Opening Day.

This is what supporters of charter schools and vouchers don't tell you: because those schools aren't required to admit physically or learning disabled students, or ESL students, their "improved test scores" and whatnot are completely juiced—and it defunds the schools where disabled kids DO go.

@davidjroth.bsky.social pulled my ski jacket out for the first time in like 6 years and found these in the pocket. I have no memory of placing them there, and I do not collect sports cards.

What an awful end to a season. Just feel like it could have been different with 25% less injuries on defense.

You guys need anything from Famous Meat Hub?

“I’ll see you in two weeks”

Post your parents’ holiday plush collection challenge

This drives me nuts. They’ll do it with their own proprietary shows, too!

LEONARD WILLIAMS 91-YARD PICK SIX DOTS SEVENTEEN POINT EIGHT MILES PER HOUR

Depressing global warming moment of the day: I was able to use fresh parsley from my outdoor summer garden, today on Thanksgiving, in Michigan. That plant should be long dead!

Giri is the best in the business when it comes to writing about tennis. A must read on one of the greats

This drove me nuts the entire LDS!

Explain PowerWash Simulator Shrek DLC to Your Grandma Challenge

I’m not sure who this is for but: This is the baseball equivalent of when Thor got Mjolnir back in Endgame.

If you want to challenge your brain while rapidly eroding your sanity, the USA Today has an RNC-themed puzzle section complete with a “TRUMPWINS” Wordoku

@alexjaffe.bsky.social just got to the end of the episode so I’m here for a comic recommendation! Very much a comic novice, but I liked Kieran Gillen’s Vader series and generally like weird, less-beloved characters. Thanks!

@davidjroth.bsky.social my 3y/o daughter brought me this book back unprompted from the library today, which I think is a sign that she’s ready to have the talk about Guys.

@albertburneko.bsky.social finally got around to hand crushing tomatoes into my braised chicken pot today. Was both more satisfying and messier than I expected