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The sixth album by the North Carolina band, made over the course of a breakup between two of its members, is a masterpiece about life spent clinging to the edge of the abyss.

*Trump digs furiously through bedroom closet, looking for his 1992 gold-plated Sony Discman with Gin Blossoms' "Hey Jealousy" still in it*

A prediction from 70 years ago.

investors have pinned their hopes* and dreams** on AI *money **also money

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tell me on a scale of 1 to 10 how difficult it is not slap the shit out of scott jennings?

Coming for your job, Lindsey.

Autopen wrote the picture.

Donald Trump issued pardons to Joe Arpaio, Steve Bannon, six convicted war criminals, and over 1500 January 6th rioters, prompting serious questions about Biden's use of the autopen.

And here I was thinking they couldn’t make Microsoft teams worse

As the Trump administration’s “big, beautiful bill” eliminates many clean-energy incentives in the United States, China continues huge investments in wind and solar power. See images of the scale of China’s solar-power projects:

It's still such a mystery to me why Donald Trump wanted Matt Gaetz to be the Attorney General.

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Biden built an industrial policy. It was working. We were on a comeback. This Republican budget bill - which destroys the clean energy industry in the U.S. - is a choice to surrender to China.

Cartoon #29 The inspiration for these sadly seems endless.

Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ is a middle finger to US solar energy - you will see a flood of Chinese product [in the market.] - the bill “undermines the very foundation of America’s manufacturing comeback.” - a “step backward” for American energy policy www.engadget.com/general/trum...

A tutorial on how to answer the phone for people who work in Lindsey Graham’s office. *no one ever answers the phone in Lindsey Graham’s office

In the past 24 hours, Trump’s threatened Elon Musk, Thomas Massie, Japan, a judge in Israel, the CEO of AT&T, Jerome Powell, Canada, Thom Tillis, a Forbes reporter, Harvard, & migrants with being eaten by Burmese pythons in the Everglades, while releasing a new line of colognes.

If this is what you signed up for then kiss my wondrously black ass. Twice.

Trump has decided to join Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler and other great villains in history as someone who is seeking and working towards the death of millions of people. We are witnessing levels of inhumanity from the the US govt now that is breathtaking, staggering, terrifying and deeply, deeply wrong.

Maybe he could ask his buddies what's up?

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We can’t even do a positive regime change in this country.

Has a nuclear war started question mark

It’s ok, Lindsey. Only 34% of my children like what I make for dinner on any given night. www.newsweek.com/lindsey-grah...

What a weekend back out on the campaign trail. 🇺🇸

Happy 8th bday, covfefe 🤡

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...

Do you ever think about the great things America could do if we focused our energy on common good rather than corporate greed?

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It's remarkable how much of this administration's agenda has been laser focused on simply making life worse for ordinary Americans.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

In Occam’s razor terms, destroying the country on behalf of Russia is still way ahead of other plausible explanations.

Even president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was kinda trying to fix things.

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Y'all really voted to end the republic? Shit, I woulda lent y'all some damn eggs.

Have you tried contacting your House representative?

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