starting book #1 of 2026 …. this year’s goal is 30 📚🫶🏼 #booksky

congratulations girlbosses, we made it through 2025

Her doing this and me scrolling social media are the same activity.

2026 is year of the HORSE BITCH

source? i felt it in my heart

Pink hair btw

one thing about me is im going to make a little list. i won’t do anything on it, but there will always be one. with doodles on the side and even a few stickers

—> kiss cats, sleep in, make soups <—

life is too short to not be around the ones you love and doing the things that make you happy 🫧 live cringe & die free 🫧

im a chill dad trapped in a hot mom body

vincent gracing us w. his presence tn <3

Lizzie McGuire & Raven Symone used to have such a chokehold on me

2026 be kind to me

had pasta, several orgasms, and coloring book time today. im so blessed fr

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when i get more than 5 likes on a bluesky post i feel like iCarly

i’d like to have your attention:

can’t talk, busy journaling

delulucore maxxing

me and my bottle of Tums against this cruel world

the sluttiest thing a dog can do is not fix their flipped up ear

making soups = making potions

my cup runneth under. i was actually wondering if i could have a refill

i heard your bag of chippies crumbling

latest crochet project done :-) 🫶🏼

all it takes is one person’s bootyhole to ruin the vibe

i’m like if a girl was a crunchwrap deluxe

daily cat pic, Mew edition

getting freaky w this yogurt parfait rn

Siri Cortana Alexa is a beautiful name for a baby girl

btw it's now live, and the apple toss is every morning!! don't miss it

YOU GET IT!!, we are so back. top tier cinema 🗣🗣

trying to explain to my niece how bad vaping is

siri sort my mutuals by swag

im a simple girl. I like cats and I like little bakery items. I like constant reassurance and I like discussing the Twilight saga.

creation is probably some of the best magic we can do

working on more feminine hobbies like witchcraft and the sort

dreamt about sitting on a tall blonde girl's lap and making out for hours. still emotionally recovering. might need to use PTO today

Someone who's eyes are just hypnotic... IMO… Aubrey Plaza 🖤

thinking of the bumper sticker I saw that said “I brake for Sal Vulcano” with a closeup of his face

just finished the girl w. the dragon tattoo. i fear it’s one of the greats #booksky 📚👀

this diva

i let them hit b/c they reduce, reuse, & recycle ♻️

making any task as hard as possible is his love language <3

How many carbs are in the communion crackers

one day society will realize kanye west's greatness & i'll be sitting in the front row, ready to greet yall

i just know Shrek is packing. a big ole vein on top, girth & proper curvature.