If God is a woman, my money is on Keke Palmer

hell hath a special place for those who wake me up before my alarm goes off >:(

f3tlife is cool until you find out your coworker ♡'s fisting & you can no longer make eye contact w. them

getting tingly thinking about the GameCube start-up screen

I like my men thick and tall with a lil belly

this man would take care of me in every life time and ill always allow it

Making my own

eminem, 2000

please, i don't want to be famous i just want to be known. i want someone else to be able to tell me who i was when i've forgotten that. if i ever made something beautiful, if i ever made someone happy, i want to be reminded of it until the last breath this body takes. isn't that enough?

the birth control was working hard but that 🥜 was working harder 🤰

who up wondering why

i think im gonna elope & get married on Halloween this year, in full costume ofc

📍hall0ween mood board📍

my stripper walkout song would be donkey kong country theme song

why go to therapy when you could just own a cat instead

just WAIT til my journal hears about what you did to me.

due for a minor crash out and hair dye sesh soon

my kid self has been through so much to get me here. and to still be so forgiving and full of love!? that is what we call ✨ HEALING ✨

caught kissing in 4k <3

Idc how old I am, imma do a lil something for the plot. Nothing too major but a nice lil thrill

my one + only watermelon yield from this summer .. small but mighty 🍉

pasta i'm trying to read

wahhhhh. waa!aaaAaa!! :( tummy ache girls understand

still stuck on this. hell hath a special place for the carrot abuser

one of my worst hear me outs is Venom. he’s got that bad boy vibe & the TONGUE? stahp it

why is kindness so difficult, where is empathy and integrity anymore :(

no one gives a mouse a cookie anymore, and it shows

i take compliments in the form of cum tributes btw

first time admitting during the sunlight that i am indeed, a balls lover. shafts are overrated. send me ball pics or send me NOTHING!

what if pterodactyls didn’t want to be called that. what if they wanted to just be called greg

quit your job o-clock is nearly here

fear mongering is such a funny term. if you need me, i’ll be whimsy mongering. horny mongering, even. vibe mongering.

well well well, look what the cat dragged in

satan's favorite tool is heartburn

homosapiens: im normal i can be trusted with opposable thumbs and the discovery of fire

wanna hang out? :3 i can hold you and gun point & we can eat pizza rolls

if bsky implodes, i get mail delivered to my farm in stardew

How 🧊 has been moving unchecked and with prejudice is exactly how the police move (especially in our neighborhoods). We know they can kick down doors and unlawfully detain you, we watch the police kill unarmed people year in and year out. We should know what's on the badge doesn't matter...

this diva

keep doing the things you love!!!!!!💗

yet remember what we don’t fully encapsulate the scales known of tribal community, especially the barter system then isn’t what we know today. colonization ruined many aspects of solidarity amongst our people in America.

The kind of energy everybody needs to be ready to bring in the face of this bullshit!

ICE and Border Patrol officers repelling from helicopters into a low income housing project in Chicago, and zip tying children in the middle of the night is not acceptable. This is not a raid on Osama bin Laden in Pakistan. This is a raid on US citizens in their homes considered collateral damage 🤮

can't decide which of my neighbors that don't talk to me i want to go as for halloween