comfort movie 18364682: Cheaper by the Dozen

taking a dump

i need a shock collar to zap me every time im forgetting to collect keepsake shit for my junk journal

oh please, do not underestimate my love for my dog, i once scoured through instagram Pomeranian accounts looking for a pom that resembles mine & then dug deep to the beginning of their account just to see pictures of it as a puppy to imagine what my pom may have looked like as a puppy

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days top tier romcom

Justin Lin to Direct ‘Helldivers’ Video Game Movie Gary Dauberman, the scribe behind the hit It and Annabelle horror movies, wrote the script. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

i miss California so much

if you seen me repost a whole ass pic & caption no you didn’t

i wish i could go back to the person i was before (eating a breakfast burrito in California with my husband, mom & dad at the local diner)

December #promosky hi ok ttyl

i hate Piña Colada flavored shit exceeeeeeeeept for the Playa Vibe Celsius wowowowow

⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐

figuring out my preferred eyeliner wing is annoying but i think this is it 😌

crashing out

i learned the hard way that you can hear EVERYTHING that happens in the restrooms at work 🫠

minotaur ii. oil painting on paper

tummy full of creamy potato soup soaked cornbread

i couldnt resist this ugly & stupid little thing

why cant budgeting & penny pinching be my special interest

THE TOWER OF CIRITH UNGOL

Today's ink drawing, tried something a bit more complex

To Do List (for accountability) -Return 2 purchases -Take all old medications to Walgreens -Wash dishes -Laundry (uniform & personal) -Clean the restroom

⋆𖦹 another filet crochet beetle 🪲 𖦹⋆ #crochet 🧶

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hurrrryyyyy

the face of a boy with a $1000 tummy ache

man i love my job

what is the opposite of a “special interest”?

feeling a billion quadrillion times better at this new job

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the sriracha shortage was a dark time for me

crying bc the fence fell on Hercules & only Smalls & Benny helped get him free

I am no better than my mother. Someone just complimented my dog’s good behavior & i responded with, “He’s just tired.” like bitch just say “thank you” bc tired or not good behavior is good behavior!

shiny mareep 🩷⚡️ #pokemon ♡ #cuteart ♡ #digitalart { #strawbunnycakeart }

TOMORROW IS MY FIRST DAY IM SO EXCITED IM ACTUALLY NOT VERY ANXIOUS LIKE WHAT COULD BE MORE SCARY THAN MY LAST JOB WHERE I WORKED WITH DANGEROUS ANIMALS & ANGRY MEN

if being a lady of leisure is wrong, i dont want to be right

tomorrow is monday. again.

hoping a dry wine is better on my body lmao 🍷

we bought a bottle of cabernet to celebrate my first day at my new job tomorrow eeeee ☺️

y’all……. 1 angry orchard & im hungover the next day 😭

Day 1

i think i need to let go & feel soooo much more

i’ve had the best birthday week ever, i start my new job Monday & then i have Tue/Wed off yayayayay

watched Training Day for the first time on Wednesday & doing my second watch through rn bc it was soooooo good & sooooo confusing but now that i know whats up its making more & more sense

Shakespeare once said, “Art is a mirror held up to nature.” & i just think thats very beautiful. (ft. my sister’s restroom decor)

mariachi unmatched, at any occasion

blue pikachu

I do not support all women, some of you are transphobic

uh oh