Nenos, una preguntita que sé que es muy rara, pero... ninguno tendréis una caja del Pokémon SoulSilver vacía, verdad? Si perdísteis el juego o algo parecido 🤔

A Tebas le ponía de soga sus propios intestinos

No puedo ni entrar en la web del hospital de mi ciudad por el fútbol de los cojones, así que necesito la magia de bluesky para que os caguéis de forma conjunta en todos los putísimos muertos del Tebas.

This is like if the tobacco industry sponsored a bill to get kids smoking in class to help with concentration, kids today don't have ADHD or autism, they're just not getting enough nicotine don't you know! Give little Johnny one of his five a day (of cigarettes)

stupid redraw #FFXIVART

This is bluesky. We don't talk about twitter here. We talk about the Matador as seen in Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne. Charge him with all your strength! Your horns cannot pierce his soul!

Trump isn’t a Christian, he just knew exactly which group would be the easiest to manipulate.

Hate you too, minor spelling mistake ✨️

Donald is so utterly obsessed with leaving his name as a legacy on everything, that the only right course of action once he finally kicks the bucket (to great fanfare) is to go full Damnatio Memoriae. Strike his name from every institution. Chisel it off. Destroy every effigy and melt the metal.

Furthermore, GenAI must be destroyed.

i missed him

tapping the sign

bulllllshit, he'd just be like "The allegations are true!! I'm a horndog and the ladies all love me! I worship all goddeses!" before happily accepting a slap from the nearest woman, flying back to Kame House and making a Mai Tai.

El doblaje Castellano de Sailor Moon tenía sus cosas (sobre todo la movida de los nombres), pero se lo perdono todo por la voz de pija de Sirena de Aluminio. Es que es un tesoro JAJAJAJ www.youtube.com/watch?v=f81o...

Este noche soñé que intentaba atracarme un yonki, y mi primera reacción fue: "Pero tú me ves cara de tener dinero, alma de cántaro?"

Ea, votado. Total, para lo que va a salir 😑

Me llegó un correo de estos hace pocos días y no entendí nada. Estad al loro. ⬇️

I was wondering why Kingdom Hearts is trading, but it's literally just that, a made-up trend. Eh. I'll care when someone takes a defibrillator and gets a pulse from it again.

Routine checkup of my 3DS Pokémon carts and they all seem to still work, thank God. I get a cold sweat every time I go to test Omega Ruby, seen and heard too many horror stories about those games getting corrupted data or the solder on the chips coming loose

Gavin having his private fun time in a dark room somewhere, but looks like someone found him out...

That's cute, but can we send in the rest of the Ten plagues already?

Parcel landed in Chicago customs for export, so that's prooobably gonna take at least a couple weeks to move out. Time to chill until thennnnn

First one up! He likes to keep it chill and let things hang low! More info below.

✨fuck AI✨ all my homies hate AI I dreamt up this sticker yesterday so I made it real ✨ get it here: mcapriglione.art #caturday

Hold fast to what you must, and meet your fate without fear. Go forth. Discover. Unite the stars unto one. Let none bar your path ☉

Rubs my face all over that bulge like it's catnip (🎨: @taoren.bsky.social )

(The White Trees)

What are the Six Genders? Wrong answers only. My standard answer to anything...the cast of the excellent rom-com horror, The Mummy (1999)

Tanto gilipollas y tan pocos balcones

brunch

¿Alguien más se ha bajado de un bus un par de paradas antes, con tal de no seguir escuchando al gilipollas de al lado charlar con el puto bot de la IA?

oh so now sloppers are rebranding "AI art" as "synth art" yeah no mute the hasthtag get out of my feed losers

Atlas.

Time to start normalizing "Okay, slopper" as the only response to these AI-consumed losers

Slopper = Any opinions instantly invalidated. No critical thinking to back then up anyway.

Mirarán mi reclamación los de Renfe algún día? 🙄

And of course the moment I sit down to do things, I get told to do the laundry. Sheesh

The duality of wanting to mating press one of your OCs, but also to be pinned down and treated like another's private dildo. ...Wow was that the wind? Crazy.

Official artwork of Alucard from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PS1)

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Late night brain moment, ruminating over old vague lore and seeing how it could connect to Evercold. Great Serpent... Golden Dhyata... Jörmungandr...

selling these sad but they're just sitting there.... lol

Precious Little Meow Meow, Orc edition. Amazing Varkuma piece by @toofbiscuit.bsky.social !!

showed this to my boyfriend and he made this

am i childish for keeping hobbies and interests i had as a kid OR am i a mature adult who knows that’s not what makes you a child?

Gandalf the White 🔮 LOTR is probably the thing I’ve read/watched/been obsessed with the most since I was like 6 🗣️ #lotr #gandalf #tolkien #art #fantasy

showing off those BIG arms

To paraphrase that one very memeable scene: "I've had enough of you, you beast."

Every day I wish for Elon and Donald to shut up, permanently.