Time for the annual defrosting of Ruby Turner. #HOOTENANNY

When the boogie-woogie beat drops at midnight. #Hogmanay 🥳 #Hootenanny

Ironically, hootenanny is my safe word. #HOOTENANNY

"Nothing beats that just booked feeling" What the hell do Jet2 think they're doing changing their advert like that?

If she thinks the Gillette theme song is an original by Tom Grennan, she's too young for you bro

Duolingo giving off racist undertones here.

It's definitely the beginning of the end for #CallTheMidwife as they've started doing the "we don't know what to do anymore so we'll send them all on holiday" storyline.

It's the most terrible time of the year: the return of the On The Beach family.

This priest is spitting some bars fr #MidnightMass

My prediction is that Mini Mo is behind this. #Eastenders

@whiterhinotea.bsky.social need your thoughts on the new Gazpacho album, because I have so many feels that I don't know how to put into words

IT'S JAMES LANCE #beyondparadise

Tomorrow starts three days of national mourning for Claudia and Tess. #Strictly #SCD

Right now I imagine Thomas Skinner is angrily writing out his Letter of Claim in orange crayon whilst drinking a beaker of warm milk. #strictly #scd

Carlos is having too much of an existential crisis to be able to lift the Glitterball trophy. #Strictly #SCD

A Christmas number one from Olly Murs featuring the Ordinary Boys might be enough to end my existence.

Cheese technologist is exactly the job I want to have when I grow up. #InsideMandS

The #WorldCupDraw ending in a rendition of YMCA but the village people tribute act on stage forgetting to sing is the perfect metaphor for Trump's America

There is a special place in hell for people on #Lingo who answer the puzzle word when they've got no chance of making it through to the lingo final. Feel good about taking money away from the winning pair do ya?

Thinking about the Aldi Christmas wedding advert where three baby chickens are joyfully playing music next to the corpse of a massive roast turkey. The Aldi universe is indeed a disturbing universe.

Officially locked into #GameofWool, despite the unnerving and disturbing inclusion of crochet. #notknitting

"For my #Strictly family, I will be forever grateful" That felt final. Johannes better not be thinking about leaving. #scd

This has an element of the Generation Game about it #Strictly #scd

Always nice to hear the 90's light entertainment klaxon in action again. #strictly #scd

This is already chaos and I'm here for it. #strictly

was tim davie wearing a poppy when he resigned

Just went to type "racism" into my mobile keyboard, and it autocorrected it to "reform". Oops.

RIP Charlie Kirk you would have hated to see Zohran Mamdani be elected mayor of New York City.

Adam Woodyatt when drawing Sister Act #HouseofGames

I fucking knew it.

Also, when are they rebooting Miss Marple with Celia Imrie as Jane? Make it happen BlueSky. #CelebrityTraitors

The Traitors have properly messed this up. They've ended up with the three most intelligent faithfuls. Nick, David and Joe are winning this. #CelebrityTraitors

If I was on Traitors I'd just be playing snooker every waking moment - fuck the rest of it

When the Nazi group chat ruins your talking points

A normal lineup tonight. An innocent lineup. #ittakestwo #scd

I canʼt wait for the twist that Nick Mohammed is Celia Imrieʼs secret son #CelebrityTraitors

"There's something fishy about Ruth Codd" me everyday at the roundtable, if I were one of the celebrities #CelebrityTraitors

It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors

As someone who always blinks mid-photo I feel Alan's pain #CelebrityTraitors

Paloma Faith? More like (Alan touched) Paloma's Face! #CelebrityTraitors

Clare, you blew it. #CelebrityTraitors

When you've done Duolingo for 3 days #CelebrityTraitors

Almost comical that Charlie Kirk was killed in a chronically online turf war between the Kirk gang and the Fuentes gang while referring to gang violence.

Everything I've learned about Groypers over the past 48 hours has been against my will.

Two songs in one episode. ITV really are spoiling us*. #Ridley *Hates us

Absolutely fascinated by #Ridley. Adrian Dunbar singing terrible Jazz at a failing Jazz club (take a hint Ridley) every episode for no reason whatsoever with exposition at every turn that a ten year old would think is too obvious. The nadir of moody British Police dramas. Incredible TV.

Pleased to announce that the new Jurassic World is actually quite good. Plenty of dinosaur chomping action 🦖🦖🦖

Enter this week's #Omaze draw, where you could win this 5 million pound house (possessed by the ghost of a dead child).

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

When are they getting to Ridley's Jazz playing? #Ridley