I would pay actual money to just watch Benetti doing impressions for an evening

demeter when her daughter goes missing

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Unfortunately, this fact explains at least 50% of anti-transit sentiment in blue metros

Did a dumb dog write this??

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Well, BlueSky is back up and running, but I see that people with negative understanding are passing themselves off as defense logistics knowers, so I'm just gonna pretend it's still non-functional for a couple of days

"Joy denied by Anxiety" Ain't that the damn truth...

i cannot overstate the grip this had on my 8-year-old imagination youtu.be/H0IQBWWabuU?...

The biggest open secret among DC media is the extent to which coupling drives decisionmaking. Not the 'reporters sleeping with their sources' trope - that happens, but not all that often, and there is stigma against it. But sleeping with the person from whom you source all your sources? You betcha.

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

Found the perfect match for the guy constantly monitoring the situation

Growing up Waffle House is where we would go on Friday nights after the football game and we called it The Club. "You goin' to The Club after the game?" "Yeah, I guess. I'll bring the bottle of Aristocrat"

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Starting a petition to add cat distribution system to the next release of Workers & Resources: Soviet Republic

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: Office365 in spaceship nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

Star Wars Expanded Universe-ass name

The normal primary in this case would've been the media playing up whatever Kucinichesque candidate decided to generate publicity for themselves as the left alternative to feed their favorite Democrats in Disarray story. All the baggage of the Biden Administration plus Killer Kop Kamala for a year +

If you stay in bed a little longer, you’ll have more time to read this ⬇️

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Somehow... Chili Neighbor returned

Saturn Devouring His Large Adult Son

The year is 2036. Maps are now territories.

"which it didn't" we memory-holed Jack Smith that quickly, huh?

Yeah, checks out

You may not like it, but this is what Peak Flooding the Zone with Shit looks like

"Is There Such A Thing As A Victimless Crime" – the greatest comment section in the history of Above the Law, locked by David Lat after 12,239 pages of heated debate

@samlmontano.bsky.social I was aware of some of this, but not the full extent, as I've been away from this immediate space for a bit. My jaw is on the floor www.floods.org/news-views/f...

It was never going to be sustainable to have an ostensibly materialist political movement believing that economics is fake, but here we are. Heightening the contradictions indeed.

They can irradiate any Iranian zerglings buried nearby youtu.be/76pGUwhYPGM

Snyder, of all people, should recognize the difference between cargo cult fascism and the genuine article

“how about we send the kurds to ukraine” - the greatest thread in the history of the special activities center, locked by a branch chief after 12,239 pages of heated debate

"Yesterday upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I think he's from the CIA."

The best kind of lawnmowing is the one where it continually mows itself

Somehow, pow-patine returned... I'll see myself out. Into the snow.

"Rules-based order" was just a rebranding of the earlier "liberal international order," which was itself essentially just an attempt to systematize the Western side of the Cold War into something that could endure after its end. It contains contradictions... www.lowyinstitute.org/the-interpre...

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Guys, guys, I know what happened to Platner, he was set up

The sunsetting of FPDS and replacement with SAM has been planned for, oh, a decade or so. Too bad GSA and REI Systems screwed the pooch with it big-time, especially with this exact timing