This is your friendly reminder to log out of your alt before closing BlueSky. …especially if you launch BlueSky in public.

“I hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Dancer?”

Seattle Gaymers Halloween Party is TONIGHT!

Bluesky frog-in-the-watering us with their change of hue was not on my Bingo Card for 2025.

ME: sorry guys my mom said i can’t go trick or treating with you DRACULA: aw that sucks WOLFMAN: that bites CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: that stinks DEVIL: that is so not cool MUMMY: that’s tearable ZOMBIE: what a rip off GHOST: boo

“May he always be one spot shy of an upgrade.” New curse unlocked. 🙃

While editing my contacts I was surprised to learn there are multiple emergency contact labels and none of them are “Lawyer.”

I know it’s early but… Pritzker 2028

The 2025 MEN IN DANCE Choreographers Showcase opens tonight and is one of the most exciting things I’m proud to produce! -5 choreographers -Live feedback -Audience education Seattle Dance and Performing Arts enthusiasts, I hope you see this show and spread the word! tickets.menindance.org

Angels in America continues to be one of my favourite examples of how many choices can be pulled from the text, and how differently those choices make one’s experience of it.

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

Hope to see you at our PAX Recovery Board Gayme Night! Feel free to DM me if you have any questions. Can’t wait to connect/reconnect!

Wait. Fox is insinuating the Cracker Barrel rebrand is due to *checks notes* DEI‽ 🧐 www.foxbusiness.com/politics/cra...

🇵🇭 EALA! 🇵🇭

Subway has a chance here, to bury the legacy of Jared.

Increase a band: O-County

Age verification? My first console was an Atari 2600 and my first Windows was 3.0

I’m really surprised no porn star has coined “The Penis Mightier than the Sword.”

This is what social media should have always been

Anna Wintour said I am not about to be the editor in chief of a knockoff fredericks of hollywood catalog.

If you live in Seattle tonight’s a good night to look up at the moon. 😍

For anyone playing NYT Strands today:

My friends and I all shared locations over Pride Weekend and one of the most interesting things I’ve learned when each one goes home to recharge. 😅

Looking forward to seeing you the the annual Seattle Gaymers Pride Party! Happy Pride!

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

Still insane that instead of dismantling ICE we eradicated *checks notes* USAID.

Our biggest, bestest national celebration. I expected this to be a terrifying fascist spectacle, but instead I actually feel a little sad, like the time my friend Charlie and I set up a lemonade stand when we were seven and nobody stopped all day.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Shoot with Jake. 👍🏻

Yeeeah…so I’m going to need a list of Häagen-Dax’s flavours that have been reformulated in the last year because I keep picking up a container unknowingly aaand… 🤢

RFK Jr. Is a very, very dangerous man who’s going to get thousands killed and so many people are just blissfully unaware.

I am absolutely LIVING for this season of White POTUS! 🍿

Hi gay 👋🏻

I’m glad I checked before hitting send. 😅 #autocorrectfail

Attention all former MealPal subscribers: Check your credit card charges today.

Wow I literally thought nuggets was trending because Szechuan Sauce made a comeback.

I suggest doing this immediately (if you have not already)

In all things the truth is often somewhere in the middle, lost in shades of grey.

I watched my Mom fight racism (segregation) in the South, for the right to not be harassed, to have a checking account, a loan, to wear pants to work, the right to choose. I pray that her spirit will live on in me, that together we will build bigger and better on the foundation our mothers laid.

Cue Trump taking credit for the first American pope in 3… 2…

Absolutely LIVING for the Press flawlessly pronouncing “Pietro Parolin” and stumbling over… “Tagle.” 😂

Normalize appliance shares with friends.

Once again, if you’re afraid that your kid will turn out gay, trans, or autistic, there’s one simple trick to ensure they won’t: don’t have kids. This isn’t a Build-a-Bear. You don’t get to choose how your kid turns out and if you’re not prepared to love them no matter what, you shouldn’t have kids.

Be like Robert. Don't be like Elon.

May Bianca find her eternal Saint-Tropez. Her memory, truly, will always be a blessing. ❤️‍🩹

Ready for action. Inspired by the “Family Feud” reference photo included here. @dgschell.bsky.social @kince.bsky.social @spaceofjace.bsky.social @pnwfawkes.bsky.social @pnwkip.bsky.social Seattle, March 2025.