Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and realizing that I didn't realize @jasonkirk.fyi had written a novella and thought an offhand reference earlier this week to a spinoff from HIAWWY was referring to the Bible.

AI has ruined Google to the point they starting making the yellow pages again.

Once again, listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social while lifting heavy at the gym is The Most Dangerous Game

Well, @stevengodfrey.bsky.social has officially gone legit. A guy on marta after the ATLUTD game asked me about the Hates My Team shirt "is that Steven Godfrey the Washington Post reporter?"

I'm starting to think Brent Key's superpower is making opposing coaches forget they have timeouts

About to poke my head out of this lavatory to ask the flight attendant to pass me the sky plunger

God damn it, he cant keep getting away with this. Fuck you (complimentary). Also, the phrase gorilla plans will be with me forever now.

I guess that's one way to update your yearly registration stickers

I wish I had discovered the gym rather than alcohol in my 20s for "treating" my depression.

So sad that decomposing sex pest skeletor didn't win

Just need to get through tonight then off work until June. ::repeats 100 times on commute::

New 2am Planet Fitness level unlocked this week: 30 something year old dude drying his SpongeBob undies with the hand dryer

C'mon, she isn't the director of handbag security

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social If nobody has mentioned it yet, the Plaza Theatre in the Highlands will let you rent it out for a screening of Goodfellas www.plazaatlanta.com/rentals

The 8k emergency vet bill last week wiped out a lot of my available finances, but there is always room in the budget to help refugees with @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social p.s. I done seent him fumble with my own eyes

Well, this seems ominous.

In Florida, Walgreens are protected by attack roosters

Florida,man Part 2

Florida, man

Oh cool, now I know never to switch to T Mobile

Local Dog Appears Unconcerned That "I've Got Your Ears, Your Little Earsles, Yes I Do"

We should just be glad Lou Holtz was wearing an 88 cap rather than 1488

Yes, yes, I'm late. But more importantly I'm stupid.

a lotta yall still dont get it skeeters can use multiple slurp juices on a single skeet so if you have 1 astro skeet and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new skeets Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Skeets and Skeet Forces

Aaaaaand there goes my power.

For a small dog with a thin coat Gigi seems to enjoy the snow

Ozriel usurped my foot blanket on the ottoman to create his cozy cave.

Only thing I don't like about new year's day is that I've washed both LC dutch ovens by hand 3 times today.

Never seen a rb suplexed into the endzone by his own lineman

The Benz is absolutely ruining kickers this year

Ball don't lie

My only takeaway from the bowl games this year is that Big X refs never call offensive holding.

As somebody who is regularly the only person in my Planet Fitness (usually between 0100-0400) I'm interested I'm seeing if there is an uptick the next few weeks.

PSA for readers of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social - be careful consuming at the gym, a recent episode caused an involuntary guffaw reacting to a "perfect" Australian accent nearly caused skullcrushers to be a literal reality.

Ezekiel is clocking in for his last shift at the biscuit factory for the year.

Gigi is trying so hard to pretend Ozriel doesn't exist and he isn't cooperating

So Matt Gaetz is really out here claiming "All I'm really guilty of, people, is being s generous (financially/pharmaceutically) lover. Amirite?"

Ozriel loves Gigi so much and Gigi wishes he didn't exist

Well, *I* call him my Tasmanian Angel

Happy emotional terrorism commercial season to all!

I swear, if the instructor of this training class makes us break for lunch before the exam on the day before Thanksgiving imma lose it.

Only one proper response to my @actioncookbook.com re-up

I'll say it again for the people in the back, just because my interests don't align with yours (and no, they're not being a nazi or a pornbot) doesn't mean I should be stuck on Twitter. They're the ones who suck.

I, for one, love echo chambers. Really cuts down the time I spend every day finding the perfect canyon.

Fuck you Messi FEA

The Miami doubter has logged on

Bees!

As if things weren't dire enough this week, I just got an invitation to join my neighborhood's Nextdoor list.

I guess I just thought better of more people than i should have.

Looks like I picked the wrong election day to stop huffing glue