i have thought about hitting people from time to time. but i refuse to do that

BLUESKY BUTTERFLY

lots of pornbots coming through today. how goes it ladies

women's reproductive rights are so baller

Tonight’s a good night to be an Ohioan.

homeboy is fucking EVERYONE

twitter is literally so fucking stupid

you can bludgeon me if you're nice

my most foolish lieutenant has fallen for one of the Dragon Lord's ruses and is in his custody once again -_-

sorry for party skeeting

i am no longer Brunch Davidians. i am now Digital Paganism

being british is a worse sin than being gay

all hail the mysterious gap

i love being a hater

all of my friends are here :)

i have GOT to have sex

the SPQR for Rome stands for Suckin Penis Quite Romantically

smoking on that dick pack

shawty poisoned me

she was right. about everything

damn mitch ncconnell just got evaluated for an obvious brain injury and sent back on the field faster than an nfl player

bluesky??? more like dark grey sky because it's thunderstorming right now 😂😂

i need to be dealt with your honor

disco elysium

every cell in my body is screaming for a double beef volcano burrito with no sour cream

directing a dating show called Femboy Island where a group of 3 women choose from a bunch of straight femboys who are surprisingly handsy with each other. within hours of the first broadcast several religious edicts are issued for my death

kronk nation

If your friends post a selfie to the GC and you aren’t IMMEDIATELY FaceApping a toothy smile on it you’re a fake friend. This goes double for pictures of babies.

The difference between "hung" and "hanged" is simple: The first is what communists are, the other is what fascists ought to be.

i think i am safe to say it here. i don't really like Taylor Swift

me, picking my girlfriend up from the airport: it's giving airport

hey, lemme get a shake without the shack

fourth of july and haveing nachoes. have a great day everyone

I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey

STOP telling people about my magical items

whoever told everyone i was the antichrist before i was ready to tell everyone, you can seriously go to hell

grateful to be here so i'm not stuck there if you know what i mean

can humans eat cherries

we need to solve the wage gape

not really a fan of the babies in this game

the best part of having a wfh job is being able to tell your coworkers you're using the bathroom only to go make yourself a big ol bowl of cereal.

my ass is full of Woke

"Luckily, he still has most of his original parts, even if they are pretty grimy."

bluesky is where my dark and twisted thoughts come out. like what if i actually started learning how to make music

sometimes i get the piss shivers and i think "did Plato ever have this feeling"

it's difficult when you lose one of your main d&d party members because they become a mayoral candidate where they won't have time to play. can anyone else relate

me: bro stop i am NOT ding-dong ditching this place. no way 😂 [archers on the ramparts of Barad-dûr fire at me]

they're out back milking Grimace to make you your birthday shake

The Tylenol Autism Lawsuit