teryn
@youngtiddy.bsky.social
📤 651
📥 50
📝 50
elderly woman
harder better faster boner
9 months ago
0
9
0
grandma just said “you know that city in Mexico, Chu Chin Chen?” and i said “do u mean Chihuahua” and she said ya that’s the one
10 months ago
0
9
1
deez nuts roasting on an open fire
10 months ago
1
11
0
i saw mommy pegging santa claus
10 months ago
0
10
0
reposted by
teryn
scha·den·freu·de 💀
10 months ago
"myrrh? i hardly nyrrh" teryn
@youngtiddy.bsky.social
4
59
9
just found out Lindsey Graham is a US Senator and not an up-and-coming young female pop star
10 months ago
1
8
1
getting ready for my dentist appointment tomorrow
11 months ago
1
17
0
everyone looking for the UnitedHealthcare CEOs assassin… have you considered that maybe he just doesn’t want to be found ?
11 months ago
1
13
1
had a really lovely ride on a Citi bike this morning
11 months ago
1
16
1
there’s something about nazis that just doesn’t sit right with me
11 months ago
3
42
4
bisexuality is wanting both of them
11 months ago
0
13
1
republicans are definitely telling their kids they got presents from Trump this christmas
11 months ago
0
13
0
paul blart died in 2023 of long covid
11 months ago
0
15
1
just convinced grandma that we’re in hell
11 months ago
0
14
1
i quit cold turkey. i only eat it warmed up now
11 months ago
0
23
5
i laced the turkey with fentanyl
11 months ago
0
5
0
sorry for being mean my lips are chapped
11 months ago
0
8
0
what’s that shit called when a dead body gets all stiff. like rick and morty or something
11 months ago
0
11
2
my dinner my dinner my dinner
11 months ago
2
18
0
reposted by
teryn
Jin
11 months ago
[eyeball dangling from socket] Haha I think it’s just allergies
23
1245
233
the pink m&m is so hot
11 months ago
2
15
1
gay joker be like bi so curious
11 months ago
0
21
0
i am so good at lunchtime
11 months ago
0
8
0
accidentally fired a flare gun into the living room ceiling im such a libra
11 months ago
0
11
2
i have never told the truth in my life
11 months ago
0
7
0
at any given moment i am eating soup
11 months ago
0
7
0
(horny voice) ohhh so it's a decentralized digital currency that operates free of oversight from a central authority where all transactions are public and transferred on a peer to peer network?
11 months ago
0
13
0
we will not let them take our guns
11 months ago
0
11
1
starting sobbing because the lady in the wendy’s drive thru asked me how i’m doing
11 months ago
0
9
0
don’t invite me to your nephew’s bar mitzvah if you don’t want to see me drink 10 beers
11 months ago
0
5
0
my mom asked my brother how he knows his new pet scorpion is a male and he said "because I named him Tim"
11 months ago
0
16
0
a case that just doesn’t sit right with me
11 months ago
0
10
0
one thing about me is i don’t remember
11 months ago
0
34
15
thank u for fighting for us kamala harris
11 months ago
0
24
1
i’m yodeling into the echo chamber
11 months ago
1
14
1
it’s ok to smoke crack after a long day
11 months ago
0
20
0
ok google. go up my butt
11 months ago
0
10
2
ur 20s are for joining the socialist revolution
11 months ago
0
12
0
maybe ur squirt is pee but mine isn’t
11 months ago
3
10
1
babe u still have 3 minutes left in time out
11 months ago
0
24
4
not having drafts is gonna get me put on a terrorist watchlist
11 months ago
0
32
3
drinking diet coke just to feel something
11 months ago
3
96
15
hey lol
11 months ago
4
17
0
being british is a worse sin than being gay
about 2 years ago
0
18
5
touching grass is not enough i need the grass to kill me
over 2 years ago
0
25
5
reposted by
teryn
pot rat
over 2 years ago
elon musk can't stop me from eating a hot dog and drinking a double vodka redbull
1
5
1
jokes on elon i don’t even know how to read
over 2 years ago
0
10
1
cis
over 2 years ago
1
19
2
you reached the end!!
feeds!
log in