ok google. go up my butt

I could beat jake paul, because I am motivated by love

hello

Just smoked weed rat style

if you think about it blue sky is somewhat similar to twitter

Is there anything cool happening on here yet

what's going on in here

BlueSky: the best app around to post a picture of your penis on

Me after one beer/Me after two beers

cool picture I took that should be an album cover

if we all ignore Threads it will just go away

we all agree we don't fuck with twitter but by facebook right like c'mon

*dies canonically*

fifth of July today

breakfast in bed! 😋

*stops on tracks*

I could fix twitter I just don't feel like it

haha yeah okay so no he can't

elon musk can't stop me from eating a hot dog and drinking a double vodka redbull

BlueSky: The Best Website To Post Your Penis On

driving down the road. one hand on her thigh. the other hand on her thigh. penis is steering

Elon Musk is so fucking dumb lmao

i hope no one scares me with their insane rats today..

blue sky i hardly know sky

"cough" "cough" i have the novel carnivorous

tfw woe is me

can everyone on here use small words for a few hours. I'm very high

I love life!

captured a creature

can everyone on here use small words for a few hours. I'm very high

feeling very thankful for the immutable fact that I will never ever ever die in a submarine. it just isn't in the cards for me. Phew!

Oh man I hope nothing bad happens to me today

I hope everyone is nice to me today!

I don't know how I ever got any reading done before I had a car with cruise control

feeling very thankful for the immutable fact that I will never ever ever die in a submarine. it just isn't in the cards for me. Phew!

what should I have for dinner

just ate spaghetti for lunch :)

more like crapitalism

I'm on a seaweed diet. I see weed. I die. It.

[greeting old mutuals as they register here] heeeeey tony M good to see ya. babs it's been too long glad you made it. oh wow Rat Boy! it's so great to see you again, Sick Little Rat Boy. how is your son adjusting to 4th grade, Disgusting Rat Creature Boy

trans eraserhead baby

people are being really pessimistic about the submarine. maybe they found some more oxygen tanks down there and are doing alright.

spaghetti for lunch today :)

I'm a rat who smokes pot and uses he/him pronouns

just smoked pot (real)

I'm a rat who smokes pot

Hello idiots