IMPORTANT UPDATE It is actually CALLED an "udder dispenser" www.condimentcow.com/product-page...

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

Reviewing my grocery list, and I couldn't figure out why it's making me look like an addict. Finally realized spell check was auto-correcting 'tea' to 'Tina'

trump treating the white house like he treated the old bonwit teller building envisioningtheamericandream.com/2024/04/15/t...

CBS News is the latest victim of the corporatization of the media. But it is the American people who will pay the price.

Praying for my friends at JPL. :(

Petition for city of Austin to refuse Greg Abbott's order to remove rainbow crosswalks: c.org/qmnW2kPFP6

People aren't talking enough about Vera Farmiga in BOOTS. She gets little screen time, but she OWNS every moment.

Aziz Ansari should have remained in the US and gone on SNL to play Kash Patel.

Real curious to know how my friends who work with him would respond to this.

Do you know of an Indigenous horror writer who took the horrible horror trope "Indian burial ground" and wrote a book about it? Please let me know. I would love to see an Indigenous person subvert that trope.

TALES FROM THE CRYPT not being on hbo streaming is one of the biggest fumbles ever honestly cant believe they have let it just waste away in some tomb somewhere. the second it trots back into the light there is going to be a huge resurgence

All these Blanch Devereaux accents are killing me. I do declare. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

“Fish” can refer to a single individual, or multiple individuals from the same species. “Fishes” refers to multiple species. 🐠 Fish 🐠🐠🐠 Fish 🐠🐟🐡 Fishes

SIRAT is the film everyone is going to be talking about. I'd play it after SORCERER and follow up with Priscilla Queen of the Desert. It bridges the two worlds. #fantasticfest20

TREE OF LIFE was delightfully quirky modern fairy tale that felt inspired by Wes Anderson. Worth it for the Trump shot alone. #fantasticfest20

Have you heard the good news? California finished a project that will create tons of clean renewable energy & help prevent evaporation and algae formations while keeping solar panels cooler & more efficient. This article made my day! www.canarymedia.com/articles/sol...

I got yer timeline cleanse right here, folks. A whole clutch of teeny tiny snapping turtle behbehs emerged one at a time from their underground nest and crossed the gravel road while I and a couple other humans watched and made sure they were safe from anyone else coming along.

My grits? Kissed

It's not yet Halloween season, for all you fucking normies, why isn't it ALWAYS Halloween season like it is for me???

Just something beautiful from many years ago I think should be shared and kept alive: jed.stewartsmith.io

Was fortunate last night to be front row for @gholson.bsky.social performing in WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING. Still thinking about it this morning, a deep look at the way our inner demons make us torture ourselves. Brought up a lot of difficult memories but refreshingly cathartic. A+++ acting ❤️❤️❤️

If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula.

The Facts of Life St Elsewhere Xena: Warrior Princess Knight Rider Airwolf I'm a real 80s kid.

Global solar installations surge. In the first half of the year, the world added 380 GW of new solar capacity, a 64% jump from the first six months of 2024. It took until September last year to surpass 350 GW; in 2025 we crossed that threshold in June. Ember buff.ly/oSSt1r6 #ShareGoodNewsToo

I find it really disturbing that the vice president of the united states of america spends time arguing with random posters on social media sites.

Long before the "ALIEN is sci-fi vs ALIEN is horror" argument the ORIGINAL sci-fi horror sat ignored by argumentative fanboys. But nobody gave Branagh shit for sticking to the original story.

trump can issue as many executive orders as he wants, perhaps coverage should reflect the fact that a lot of these have the legal force of a child's wishlist for santa

He’d put the ‘bitch’ in ‘obituary’

Everybody should know about this...

Dude, he's already way ahead of you. What the fuck do you think Barron is???

If you've seen the recent Dr. Strange appearances in the MCU you've doubtless noticed the Cloak of Levitation seems to have quite a personality. But whose personality is that? Came up with a little story to answer that question for Dr. Strange 450. comic-watch.com/news/comic-w...

Unquestionably a war crime. I know we all have fatigue about this, but we have to keep saying it where we can until enough people get it.

Kind of hoping @chucktingle.bsky.social will publish a Pounded in the Butt by Tom Clancy Meme novel so the meme could continue with Tom Clancy's Pounded in the Butt by Tom Clancy Meme. That's the dream.

Tom Clancy's Little Women

Tom Clancy's Tom Sawyer Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title

Be safe MN friends. 🙏

I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo, literally. You can tell he's gay by the way he crosses his legs when he sits.

🚨BREAKING: In a landmark victory for voters, a Utah judge struck down the state Legislature’s gerrymandered congressional map and reinstated the citizen-led redistricting reforms voters approved in 2018. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

The name Catherine doesn’t exist in the ancient world, and is likely a diminutive of an abbreviated form of Hekate which was used in antiquity: Κατε Thus the name Kate is older than the name Catherine! & while we use it as a diminutive, Kate is really an un-diminutive of a diminutive of itself.

Omg someone needs to buy this and use it in a movie or at least a Drafthouse reel. @crobertcargill.bsky.social @weinberg.social @themaclennan.bsky.social

I'm a few years late to the party, not unusual for me, but I'm really enjoying the live action COWBOY BEBOP. Shame they canceled it.

You all are so naieve. He doesn't plan on letting himself die in office. He'll do a head transplant onto Barron's body.

Not convinced this isn't Abed in one of his alternate realities.

Likewise breakfast tacos.

3 movies you've seen 10x: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the RIng