i had the same thought

Now is as good a time as any to remind you that THE ROCKETEER (1991) was the best comic book movie franchise we never got. Soaring pulp adventure over an Old Hollywood backdrop, a top tier James Horner score. Oh and there's even Jon Polito!

RFK Jr. always looks like one of those hyper detailed & absolutely disgusting character closeups in SPONGEBOB

the main villain Ezekiel in MADAME WEB is haunted by glimpses of a new Cinematic Universe and his objective is to stop it from happening and honestly, we should have let my man cook.

me drinking leftover pho broth for breakfast

you ever have a sore throat and then reminisce on all the times you didn't have a sore throat and get upset at yourself for not appreciating it more?

when annoying people watch PROMETHEUS and ALIEN: COVENANT:

real silent hill weather out there in ATX

me when i wake up early to work and get an hour of sleep.

John Wick movies are so funny, man. He goes into like a noodle shop and says “I’d like something…spicy” and a Chinese guy puts his hand into a big pot of broth and pulls out an AR-15 and says “enjoy your meal, Mr Wick” and then John has a fight in the New York Museum of Hatchets

in solidarity with the anti-sex scene people, i’m only gonna have sex when it’s crucial to my plot.

growing up is realizing that “pipe cleaners” aren’t just called that and actually can be used for the purpose.

what stuck with me after watching THE FLASH: vs what stuck with Twitter after watching THE FLASH:

the perfect film genre doesn’t exi-

picked up one of the greatest movies ever made on LASERDISC

had to hang up some art in the hallway.

much to my chagrin, it appears that the new schlocky Liam Neeson action movie where he’s in a car that he can’t leave otherwise it splodes isn’t great 😭.

ngl the Trump mugshot is slightly disappointing. i was hoping for a mess. i mean that guy barely looks presentable in a professional photo shoot. i really was hoping for something on a Rip Torn or Nick Nolte level. it’s kinda weak sauce.

restaurants need to turn the music the fuck down. you aren’t a bar, stop trying to live out your failed career as a DJ or show off your spotify mix. i wanna be able to hear my friends speak.

i made the mistake of keeping my Hinge still set to show people in my hometown. it’s just a bunch of people messaging me saying they went to school with one of my siblings or people I clearly remember when they were kids. i feel oldddd.

would you believe i made this spanish tortilla with basically just eggs and sea salt vinegar potato chips?

my favorite trope of the thriller genre is when someone suspects something's up and goes to the library to flip through newspaper archives. 🕵️‍♂️📚 Just gimme all of those scenes. Did you flip too fast through? Wait, go back. 🤔 What was that? 😱🔍 OH NO! 😬 Classic! 🙌🏻

i feel like i should do video essays but i also rarely value my own opinion enough to expect anyone to value mine so i just succumb to self-defeat.

people don’t talk enough about how hot Brad Pitt is in MONEYBALL

mfw I’m waiting to get seated on my flight to Chicago

the perfect double feature doesn’t exi-

i’m gonna rebrand myself as a movie sommelier.

“Q” is lowkey a worthless ass letter.

i now will only respond to the nickname “Normal Nate”.

waking up with heartburn and no antacids in the apartment

#nw: this movie is FLAMES!!! 🔥🔥🔥 the sea is so dope 💦💦💦

The Entity has now replaced Destin Daniel Cretton as director of 'AVENGERS: THE KANG DYNASTY' and 'AVENGERS: SECRET WARS'. (via @Variety)

#nw: you could make the argument that this is the best movie ever made

#nw: hey dave… i’d take a bullet for you 🥹

platonic ideal smash burger (ANIMAL STYLE)

me

#nw: eating some spaghetti and watching this banger with my midday Matcha

okay everyone stop congratulating me on my Kids Choice Award nominations.

#nw: rewatching one of the best of the year

having boy dinner: some popcorn

got my second flat tire on my bike this week.

i need to figure out how to use this app and harness its power.

#nw: crossing off a big blindspot

Now Watching: colorful and surreal

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